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Offline splooge gook

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so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:25:06 pm »
his trenchcoat is exposed, and a guy with features akin to enter or mayweather

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hey kid  wanna buy some drugs

no i wanna buy you r dong sir

why would you want to do that

because love is my drug

and i know you're a thug

but there is nothing to fear

the end is near!!
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 07:48:56 pm »
i stood there, frozen, stiff as a board, consumed with lust for this strange apparition. when it extended it's...."hand" toward me, I evacuated my bowels unintentionally. This seemed to please the creature. 
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards yo
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 08:23:21 pm »
Life itself wrote this story many times.
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 08:28:03 pm »
so i have no iddea why because i forg=hoy ewhayt ye idea wasoverlike a mminut e liekek
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards yo
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 08:30:40 pm »
Truedat.
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 08:45:34 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 07:25:06 pm
a guy with features akin to enter or mayweather

So is the guy fucking featureless or what?
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 08:48:17 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 08:28:03 pm
forg=hoy ewhayt ye idea wasoverlike a mminut e liekek

This
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 09:43:04 pm »
is he wearing anything under his trenchcoat?

id make him call me 'daddy' while relentlessly throttling his transverse colon with whatever foreign object i had the urge to use
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 11:22:39 pm »
Quote from: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 09:43:04 pm
is he wearing anything under his trenchcoat?

id make him call me 'daddy' while relentlessly throttling his cock with my lubricated palm.


fixed 'er
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 11:24:53 pm »
I would rob him if he looked like nero. I don't know what mayweather (multiple person account) and enter look like and they seem to want to keep it that way
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Re: so you're walking down an alleyway and this featureless guy comes towards you
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 11:40:41 pm »
Quote from: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 15, 2014, 11:22:39 pm
Quote from: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 09:43:04 pm
is he wearing anything under his trenchcoat?

id make him call me 'daddy' while relentlessly throttling his cock with my lubricated palm.


fixed 'er

it makes perfect sense now.  youre the one in the trenchcoat and youre trolling for dick

gotcha
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