I say that what you should do, as you are getting older, or so you claim; is to get a white van with no windows. Now when you get this make sure it is of a older model so you can claim you have been in the business some time to the youngens. Paint it some shitty purple- blue color with the logo "le ugglatte!" all in cursive. Sell only uggs, leggings, and coffee at cheap prices while you drive around the school populated areas in which you live in. Play poppin fresh music the preadolescence teens can "relate" to so they will fall into a trance and cum begging you to stop the van so they can buy some of your cheap "goods".
Now this is where you make your move. With your fresh disguise, deceive them into coming into the van where they can choose from a selection of limited edition uggs, leggins, and delicious "coffee". Make sure they give you the money first, converse them a bit so the drug can take affect and then, ACTION!
Now you get to have your way with soft supple bodies while they have no clue or recollection of what is being done.
Then, after you are done, you keep the money and the supplies and they are left with a blank mind, empty wallet, and the smell of sweat and shame.
Everybody wins.
