Would you rather...

[Idiosyncrasy]

Pick what you would rather do, and then propose a new "would you rather" for the next person.

Would you rather have your grandmother walk in on you having sex, or you walk in on your grandmother having sex?

[Vulture]

Walking in on my granny goin' at it would provide endless opportunities for entertainment even after she croaks, given she's been a widow as long as I've been alive. I'm laughing my ass off right now picturing her getting railed by some 30 year old.

Would you rather you go down on grandma or grandma go down on you?

[RisiR]

69.

Too high for question.

[zok jr.]

Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

[Infinityshock]

Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...

[RisiR]

Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...

Infinityshmock ladies and gentleman. Come closer and see the man without a single cell of humor in his body.

[RisiR]

Would you rather spend a minute with Infinityshmock in the same room or drown in your daughters vaginal fluid?

[Infinityshock]

Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...

Infinityshmock ladies and gentleman. Come closer and see the man without a single cell of humor in his body.

You dont get the option.  You dont get the choice on swallowing,  either

[Soso0]

 

Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...

Infinityshmock ladies and gentleman. Come closer and see the man without a single cell of humor in his body.

You dont get the option.  You dont get the choice on swallowing,  either

Here's one for ya, would you rather fuck a fat nasty old lady that's clean of STDs or fuck a tight, hot, big booty 18 year old bitch full of STDs (not Hiv/Aids)

[Infinityshock]

Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

[Idiosyncrasy]

Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

You're not very good at this.

[Soso0]

Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

You're not very good at this.

I thought it was supposed to be one or the other??

[SupremeGentleman]

Would you rather cut half your dick off into a stump or get raped in a Nigerian prison?

[Infinityshock]

Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

You're not very good at this.

Nonsense.

I won

[Idiosyncrasy]

Would you rather cut half your dick off into a stump or get raped in a Nigerian prison?

I guess raped. Do you think they'd let me spit on it first? My asshole will heal eventually, and they have surgery that will help with that, but I've grown rather fond of my dick. Plus you'd probably die from cutting your dick artery.

Would you rather have someone insert a glass needle into your dickhole and flick it, or be thrown onto a giant 450 degree (Fahrenheit) grill for 30 seconds while naked?