Ginger prick is following me around at work

[SBTlauien]

This red head prick is following me around at work at trying to take lunch when I do so that he can sit with me.  I started like a month ago and he started a week after me.

Today, he came up to me after grabbing paperwork for an order to pick and asked "Lunch time?".   I answered "Yes" because I knew he grabbed an order and would be picking it while I was on lunch.   As I was driving my equipment to park it near the lunch room, I hear this prick following behind me, but I don't look.  When I get there, he begins to park his equipment and I say, "This battery sure didn't last long", and changed the battery on my electronic scanning equipment.  Then I went to grab an order while he went to lunch.

I dodged him today but eventually he'll catch me, and then I'll have to look at his disgusting red hair as I eat.  That'll be gross.

What would you do?

[Soso0]

Sounds like he has the hots for you. Caress his fiery red hair and follow your heart

[RisiR]

Don't be such an ass. Maybe he's a psychonaut and you can trip with him and then on +4 you loook into his eyes and find real love for the first time in your life and you'll move together and switch who gets bumfucked every second day and it will alter your life for the better.

That or you give him a massive dose of scopolamine and watch him kill your boss while you wank your rock hard cock.

[bling bling]

keep asking him if hes gay

[SBTlauien]

I'm not being an ass, this disgusting prick is following me around and I have to put effort in dodging him.  He should know by now.

[RisiR]

Punch him in the throat as hard as you can the next time you see him.

[RisiR]

He just wants to be your friend, though. He's got nobody else.

[Township Rebellion]

He's trying to spread his disease around. Keep checking for freckles, you may need to go the hospital to have a soul transplant, yours will likely be defective now.

[Deviant]

It's mark

[RisiR]

Hahahaha lol.

[SBTlauien]

I'll keep you all posted on this on going dilemma.

[Michael Myers]

Is OP a girl?

[SBTlauien]

Girls can't work in warehouses...

[Zanick]

Confront him as though he were a mole sent to gather information on you by the intelligence agency of a certain East-European superpower. Drop names like "my inside guy" and "Deep Throat" and "your assistant fucking director will get a load in his asshole." Like, full on psychotic delusion and paranoid rage. That shit will send him packing.

[RisiR]

Just dose him with drugs whenever you meet him MK Ultra style. Do your own tests n shit. NLP and everything.