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Offline splooge gook

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is it possible for me to become a president?
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:31:23 am »
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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2014, 02:36:28 am »
why? go be a dictator africa or somewhere. just by being white you qualify for every job in CAR
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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2014, 02:37:42 am »
I really really really hope this happens.

Stop the syncans, cut your hair and become president. Then, immediately start the syncans again and rock n' roll.
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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 02:42:32 am »
I really really really hope this happens.

Stop the syncans, cut your hair and become president. Then, immediately start the syncans again and rock n' roll.

i also have a very simple name that is similar to a cebritys...but im so autistic. i dont know if i got what it takes. if the average unstabble matter doesn't know how to triangle then it's his fault and im gonna back a face int your brick into your all mushy wushy and then youy;ll be like tuna in my spoon, yo.
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 02:49:56 am »
I really really really hope this happens.

Stop the syncans, cut your hair and become president. Then, immediately start the syncans again and rock n' roll.

i also have a very simple name that is similar to a cebritys...but im so autistic. i dont know if i got what it takes. if the average unstabble matter doesn't know how to triangle then it's his fault and im gonna back a face int your brick into your all mushy wushy and then youy;ll be like tuna in my spoon, yo.
I see absolutely no reason why you shouldn't be president.

Go for it champ.
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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2014, 02:52:47 am »
i want to live out my grandiose fantasies of being hxc

Since they're never going to elect another nigger again,  youll have to be a spic.  If you can do that...you're in

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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2014, 03:15:43 am »
I don't think anyone at all involved with Zoklet will ever be able to hold a public office.

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Re: is it possible for me to become a president?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2014, 03:18:16 am »
I don't think anyone at all involved with Zoklet will ever be able to hold a public office.
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