RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread

[RisiR]

The benefits are endless so I won't even start listing them. I mean, some of them should be pretty obvious anyway.

Sooo... ITT: we become buddies. 

[joe camel]

No.

Unles by buddies you mean a murder suicide pact. And every time we see each other we have to drop everything we are doing no matter what and try to kill each other on the spot no matter what, then when one succeed the other must suicide.

[Infinityshock]

if this entails you dressing up in pretty lingerie and servicing all my sexual desires at any time of the day or night...ill sign up.

[RisiR]

Yes to all of the above.

It's official, Joe Camel, Infinityshock and RisiR are now sexy death match buddies.

Let the murder sex begin!

[joe camel]

Lets starts with a fistfight, then a zj, then a candy cane.

[Infinityshock]

bring your own lube unless you want to meet your maker with a sore ass

[RisiR]

What's a zj? Zoojob? Ahh shit, you are a camel, of course you want a Zoojob.

Yo, Finny (That's how we will call Infinityshock from now on) give Joe his Zoojob so we can proceed.

[Infinityshock]

zoojob sounds like a community service sentence handed down by a judge to someone who has to spend their weekends shoveling wildebeest shit from point-a to point-b

[joe camel]

I'm not really a camel....

And i don't even smoke anymore.

Sorry to let you guys down.

[RisiR]

zoojob sounds like a community service sentence handed down by a judge to someone who has to spend their weekends shoveling wildebeest shit from point-a to point-b

It's way worse, trust me. You'll find out when Joe's ready.

Joe, you ready?

[Infinityshock]

I'm not really a camel....

And i don't even smoke anymore.

Sorry to let you guys down.

hopefully you smoke pole because i have one in need of being smoked

[RisiR]

I'm not really a camel....

And i don't even smoke anymore.

Sorry to let you guys down.

Whoa dude, I don't know what's true and false anymore. What's reality anyway?

Maybe we will find out when Finny is done giving you the zoojob.

[joe camel]

iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT

[Infinityshock]

iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT

let me guess...you slather your stick in peanut butter then poke it into a random cage and enjoy yourself while whatever wildlife happens to be occupying the cage at the time provides your sexual stimulation

[RisiR]

iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT

let me guess...you slather your stick in peanut butter then poke it into a random cage and enjoy yourself while whatever wildlife happens to be occupying the cage at the time provides your sexual stimulation

No but from now on you'll be the brain of the group. I like your way of thinking. Joe will be the muscle and I bring the charme and good looks + monstrous genitals.