Who smokes the most weed?

[constantinople]

i dont even know where the fuck i am brov

[mojo4567]

Actually I did hear something from some crack whore who smoked bud on probation and passed her tests by:

Hour before test, mix sure jell, the shit you can buy to make your own jelly

Mix with 32 fl oz gatorade (she preferred red), drank quickly/chug

refill with water twice, 3rd piss will be clean.

never tested this but someone should

i did hear something similar to that. You cant "flush" your system with pills, but you can temporarily make it clean with so much water. the only problem is that my parents spend $40 on a test that also detects cretin levels, which means if i try this it will show up as an automatic failure.

[constantinople]

Actually I did hear something from some crack whore who smoked bud on probation and passed her tests by:

Hour before test, mix sure jell, the shit you can buy to make your own jelly

Mix with 32 fl oz gatorade (she preferred red), drank quickly/chug

refill with water twice, 3rd piss will be clean.

never tested this but someone should

i did hear something similar to that. You cant "flush" your system with pills, but you can temporarily make it clean with so much water. the only problem is that my parents spend $40 on a test that also detects cretin levels, which means if i try this it will show up as an automatic failure.

if there was a test that measured levels of cretin and you took it you would max it out, you fucking fed douchebag.

cre·tin
ˈkrētn/Submit
noun
1.
informaloffensive
a stupid person (used as a general term of abuse).
2.
MEDICINEdated
a person who is deformed and mentally handicapped because of congenital thyroid deficiency.

[mojo4567]

Actually I did hear something from some crack whore who smoked bud on probation and passed her tests by:

Hour before test, mix sure jell, the shit you can buy to make your own jelly

Mix with 32 fl oz gatorade (she preferred red), drank quickly/chug

refill with water twice, 3rd piss will be clean.

never tested this but someone should

i did hear something similar to that. You cant "flush" your system with pills, but you can temporarily make it clean with so much water. the only problem is that my parents spend $40 on a test that also detects cretin levels, which means if i try this it will show up as an automatic failure.

if there was a test that measured levels of cretin and you took it you would max it out, you fucking fed douchebag.

cre·tin
ˈkrētn/Submit
noun
1.
informaloffensive
a stupid person (used as a general term of abuse).
2.
MEDICINEdated
a person who is deformed and mentally handicapped because of congenital thyroid deficiency.

my bad i ment creatine, you self absored arrogant asshole

[RisiR]

[constantinople]

Actually I did hear something from some crack whore who smoked bud on probation and passed her tests by:

Hour before test, mix sure jell, the shit you can buy to make your own jelly

Mix with 32 fl oz gatorade (she preferred red), drank quickly/chug

refill with water twice, 3rd piss will be clean.

never tested this but someone should

i did hear something similar to that. You cant "flush" your system with pills, but you can temporarily make it clean with so much water. the only problem is that my parents spend $40 on a test that also detects cretin levels, which means if i try this it will show up as an automatic failure.

if there was a test that measured levels of cretin and you took it you would max it out, you fucking fed douchebag.

cre·tin
ˈkrētn/Submit
noun
1.
informaloffensive
a stupid person (used as a general term of abuse).
2.
MEDICINEdated
a person who is deformed and mentally handicapped because of congenital thyroid deficiency.

my bad i ment creatine, you self absored arrogant asshole

In all honesty I knew what you meant I just wanted to make the joke about a cretin test...it seemed right. It's okay you're a fed. Not everyone gets to go to Heaven. Just like God didn't chose everyone to be Jewish. That's life. For everything else, there's Wal-Greens.

[joe camel]

yah but then i get kicked out. i dont even have a fucking job, let alone an affordable apartment in my range. honestly it is easier to wait the year out and then go party my dick off, unless its foolproof that my piss wont come out bad

You got the right idea man.

As for me i am burning 12 7 ggram bluns as i type this. One in each nostril, 7 in my mouth and the rest i am smoking out my asshole. Get on my level.


Jk i dont smoke anymore because dirty ass probation keep on calling me want me turn myself in and say fuck the streets.

[mojo4567]

Actually I did hear something from some crack whore who smoked bud on probation and passed her tests by:

Hour before test, mix sure jell, the shit you can buy to make your own jelly

Mix with 32 fl oz gatorade (she preferred red), drank quickly/chug

refill with water twice, 3rd piss will be clean.

never tested this but someone should

i did hear something similar to that. You cant "flush" your system with pills, but you can temporarily make it clean with so much water. the only problem is that my parents spend $40 on a test that also detects cretin levels, which means if i try this it will show up as an automatic failure.

if there was a test that measured levels of cretin and you took it you would max it out, you fucking fed douchebag.

cre·tin
ˈkrētn/Submit
noun
1.
informaloffensive
a stupid person (used as a general term of abuse).
2.
MEDICINEdated
a person who is deformed and mentally handicapped because of congenital thyroid deficiency.

my bad i ment creatine, you self absored arrogant asshole

In all honesty I knew what you meant I just wanted to make the joke about a cretin test...it seemed right. It's okay you're a fed. Not everyone gets to go to Heaven. Just like God didn't chose everyone to be Jewish. That's life. For everything else, there's Wal-Greens.

okay my bad asshole was a bit to strong. anyways, we LE have to really crack down on all these ten year olds scamming amazon n shit, hard job ya know. i feel like i make the world a better place though

[mojo4567]

yah but then i get kicked out. i dont even have a fucking job, let alone an affordable apartment in my range. honestly it is easier to wait the year out and then go party my dick off, unless its foolproof that my piss wont come out bad

You got the right idea man.

As for me i am burning 12 7 ggram bluns as i type this. One in each nostril, 7 in my mouth and the rest i am smoking out my asshole. Get on my level.


Jk i dont smoke anymore because dirty ass probation keep on calling me want me turn myself in and say fuck the streets.

lol probation. i remeber all i had to do was use fake piss bags that i made. passing drug tests are so much easier when they cant actually look at your dick 

[joe camel]

In my county they watch you piss in the cup with a giant mirror on the wall. Last time i went i had to shit really bad, so i couldnt pee because i had to shit ao bad. My po was in there making small talk telling me where he likes to golf, as if that makes things any less awkward. All of a sudden i just looked at him and said "dude, i didn't wanna have to do thi to you" then i dropped my shorts and started shitting. By this time it was dead silent and i was constipated like a bitch and he was just sitting there like wait wtf is going on ? Then to make things even worse i started making shit grunts, you know the noises you make when your pushing a huge turd out, all the while i have my dick in the cup and my po is just standing there like .........what the fuck...... so i finish shitting, stink up the whole fuckin bathroom with a line of people about to be tested outside, and barely piss enough to even fill up the bottom of the cup. My po takes it and tests it there, says im clean and sends me home.

God that was awful.

[mojo4567]

In my county they watch you piss in the cup with a giant mirror on the wall. Last time i went i had to shit really bad, so i couldnt pee because i had to shit ao bad. My po was in there making small talk telling me where he likes to golf, as if that makes things any less awkward. All of a sudden i just looked at him and said "dude, i didn't wanna have to do thi to you" then i dropped my shorts and started shitting. By this time it was dead silent and i was constipated like a bitch and he was just sitting there like wait wtf is going on ? Then to make things even worse i started making shit grunts, you know the noises you make when your pushing a huge turd out, all the while i have my dick in the cup and my po is just standing there like .........what the fuck...... so i finish shitting, stink up the whole fuckin bathroom with a line of people about to be tested outside, and barely piss enough to even fill up the bottom of the cup. My po takes it and tests it there, says im clean and sends me home.

God that was awful.

wow that is terrible. is that even legal to have them watch you?

[joe camel]

Idk every time i been on probation they've always watched me piss in the cup. I always thought it was. They don't directly watch you though but you know theyre looking in the mirror next to you to make sure its really your dick in the cup. Its set up like this

| ¥   ]

So | is the mirror, ¥ toilet, and ] is where they would stand.

[Rationahl]

yeah i mean i just didnt know how serious of a test they gave him. dont try this with your po

[RisiR]

Idk every time i been on probation they've always watched me piss in the cup. I always thought it was. They don't directly watch you though but you know theyre looking in the mirror next to you to make sure its really your dick in the cup. Its set up like this

| ¥   ]

So | is the mirror, ¥ toilet, and ] is where they would stand.

Where's your dick in that equation?

[joe camel]

Idk every time i been on probation they've always watched me piss in the cup. I always thought it was. They don't directly watch you though but you know theyre looking in the mirror next to you to make sure its really your dick in the cup. Its set up like this

| ¥   ]

So | is the mirror, ¥ toilet, and ] is where they would stand.

Where's your dick in that equation?

Let me show you,


8============D   (   )

Ok so the 8 is my balls, = my shaft, D my head, and the (  ) is your mouth.