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Offline Joe

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Fuck the united states postal service
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:56:16 pm »
I fucking pay for 2 day express shipping for my package, Ordered it on sunday, no biggie, It should be here by Wednesday. But I checked the fucking tracking updates and turns out it's at a post office maybe 500 feet away from me, BUT THE STATUS CHANGED FROM EXPECTED DELIVERY ON WEDNESDAY TO THURSDAY. This makes no fucking sense. If it arrived at the post office within walking distance at 5am, and I usually get mail in about an hour, WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ADD ANOTHER FUCKING DAY. Fucking scumbags working for USPS are lazy as fuck and probably missed my package. I COULD JUST FUCKING WALK TO THE POST OFFICE AND TAKE IT OUT OF THE SORTING BIN MYSELF AND BE AT HOME SNORTING PROLINTANE WITHIN 10 MINUTES, but because of some lackluster postman that didn't load my fucking package on his truck I have to sit here in full blown amphetamine withdrawal. Fuck the cops, fuck the kids, fuck the mail, fuck the schools, fuck new mexico, fuck plants, fuck shoelaces, fuck pennies, fuck those pens on the chain in the post office. THAT is what really gets me. I mean, they have 1 fucking pen and it's on a chain, but the fucking bank gives out pens for FREE. JESUS TITS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIVERS CUOMO FOR THIS FIASCO.

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 02:23:12 pm »
Why do think the usps sucks so badly?

Niggers.  Thats why

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2014, 02:26:40 pm »
and spics. Niggers and spics.

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2014, 02:52:10 pm »
I fucking pay for 2 day express shipping for my package, Ordered it on sunday, no biggie, It should be here by Wednesday. But I checked the fucking tracking updates and turns out it's at a post office maybe 500 feet away from me, BUT THE STATUS CHANGED FROM EXPECTED DELIVERY ON WEDNESDAY TO THURSDAY. This makes no fucking sense. If it arrived at the post office within walking distance at 5am, and I usually get mail in about an hour, WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ADD ANOTHER FUCKING DAY. Fucking scumbags working for USPS are lazy as fuck and probably missed my package. I COULD JUST FUCKING WALK TO THE POST OFFICE AND TAKE IT OUT OF THE SORTING BIN MYSELF AND BE AT HOME SNORTING PROLINTANE WITHIN 10 MINUTES, but because of some lackluster postman that didn't load my fucking package on his truck I have to sit here in full blown amphetamine withdrawal. Fuck the cops, fuck the kids, fuck the mail, fuck the schools, fuck new mexico, fuck plants, fuck shoelaces, fuck pennies, fuck those pens on the chain in the post office. THAT is what really gets me. I mean, they have 1 fucking pen and it's on a chain, but the fucking bank gives out pens for FREE. JESUS TITS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIVERS CUOMO FOR THIS FIASCO.

Well I shipped a package via Registered mail on a monday and it didn't show up in the system for 19 days... When it was delivered. So the 13.65 I spent on registering it was total fucking waste. But FedEx, UPS, & DHL have all lost packages of mine both Domestic & International. Fuck all the services... Fuck them in their stupid asses.

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2014, 05:26:52 pm »
Well, I got my prolintane. Still, fuck services, fuck offices, fuck provinces, fuck municipalities, fuck anything that isn't not a structure

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 05:30:35 pm »
I sold a $200 phone on Ebay and shipped it out Priority Mail in one of those little free boxes they provide.  Turns out my package was lost.  Only, they sent me the top section of the box that had the label on it...  Apparently, that was all they found...  Though, you can clearly tell by looking it that the box was literally CUT open with a blade.  It was a clean cut.  It's not like the package opened up magically on it's own and then the top part got caught in machinery and ripped off...  It was fucking cut open.  So, you know goddamn well some fucking nigger stole it.

And, I didn't have insurance.  And, Ebay expected me to REFUND the buyer.  LOL!!!!  Fuck that!  Fuck the post office and their goddamn immunity from having to take responsibility for their fuck ups.
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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2014, 05:38:51 pm »
I sold a $200 phone on Ebay and shipped it out Priority Mail in one of those little free boxes they provide.  Turns out my package was lost.  Only, they sent me the top section of the box that had the label on it...  Apparently, that was all they found...  Though, you can clearly tell by looking it that the box was literally CUT open with a blade.  It was a clean cut.  It's not like the package opened up magically on it's own and then the top part got caught in machinery and ripped off...  It was fucking cut open.  So, you know goddamn well some fucking nigger stole it.

And, I didn't have insurance.  And, Ebay expected me to REFUND the buyer.  LOL!!!!  Fuck that!  Fuck the post office and their goddamn immunity from having to take responsibility for their fuck ups.

Eh, you subcontracted the postal service to handle the package. I insure everything I sell on eBay and charge the buyer for postage. I don't agree with their policy but it's the only place I can sell things for decent money.

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2014, 07:36:11 pm »
the us postal service is actually the best postal service you're gonna get buddy boy
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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2014, 01:32:05 pm »
Eh, you subcontracted the postal service to handle the package. I insure everything I sell on eBay and charge the buyer for postage. I don't agree with their policy but it's the only place I can sell things for decent money.

If I had been the buyer in this situation I would have had no problem with a few extra bucks to insure my postage as long as the seller was not scamming me on the cost.

the us postal service is actually the best postal service you're gonna get buddy boy

^This^ Other than delivering it yourself USPS is better than other carriers for the cost. Although I have to admit the only ones who have not lost/seriously damaged a package I have sent was FedEx.

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2014, 01:40:58 pm »
Fuck the United States. Period.
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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2014, 02:17:40 pm »
Fuck the United States. Period.

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Re: Fuck the united states postal service
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2014, 03:08:54 pm »
Fuck the United States. Period.

Stfu you paki sand nigger. Im sure there is a pig squeeling around someplace just begging for you to cram your asian micropenis into