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Offline equanimity

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Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:37:02 am »
For to exercise in.  Was pretty excited about the free 2-day shipping for being a student and signing up for the whatever.

Should have paid more attention when checking out.

ETA: 17 - 26 business days  :'(

Sometimes I'm not so sure it's even worth continuing on.  A just god wouldn't stand for this unwarranted suffering.  Please pray for me.


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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2014, 05:11:20 am »
post ass

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2014, 08:26:55 am »
Men wear yoga pants?
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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2014, 01:39:27 pm »
Yoga pants are for everyone.


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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 03:58:35 am »
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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2014, 03:59:33 am »
OP are you a girl?
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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2014, 04:09:42 am »
Attention whore.

I'll take a shit in your Yoga pants and then instruct you to do the flaming lotus position for 2 hours.

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2014, 04:44:24 am »
Yoga pants are for people who are going to do YOGA. They aren't for people to wear as casual wear for fuck's sake. That's like me dressing up as a construction worker or doctor and go "what? no this is just a comfortable outfit. Don't be so judgemental...."


If you are wearing yoga pants, GUY OR GIRL, and aren't on your way to or from a yoga class, I wish your demise. I wish some dad who finally got fed up with life started driving like a lunatic and running people down and you were one of them.

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2014, 06:42:30 am »
yoga pants are retarded. everytime i see some chick in them at the rock gym i just lololol and feel happier kicking their ass in my baggy capri pants even when i'm not that good of a climber as others.

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2014, 07:35:24 am »
Yoga pants are for people who are going to do YOGA. They aren't for people to wear as casual wear for fuck's sake. That's like me dressing up as a construction worker or doctor and go "what? no this is just a comfortable outfit. Don't be so judgemental...."


If you are wearing yoga pants, GUY OR GIRL, and aren't on your way to or from a yoga class, I wish your demise. I wish some dad who finally got fed up with life started driving like a lunatic and running people down and you were one of them.

I still don't know if the OP is a man, woman or tranny, but I do know from another post that he/she/it has participated in yoga classes for the past 3 years.... Yeah, I know, I'm gay. 
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2014, 07:36:52 am »
yoga pants are retarded. everytime i see some chick in them at the rock gym i just lololol and feel happier kicking their ass in my baggy capri pants even when i'm not that good of a climber as others.

If you don't like women in yoga pants, you are gay.
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2014, 09:21:59 am »
Yoga pants are for people who are going to do YOGA. They aren't for people to wear as casual wear for fuck's sake. That's like me dressing up as a construction worker or doctor and go "what? no this is just a comfortable outfit. Don't be so judgemental...."


If you are wearing yoga pants, GUY OR GIRL, and aren't on your way to or from a yoga class, I wish your demise. I wish some dad who finally got fed up with life started driving like a lunatic and running people down and you were one of them.

Hey, shut up, man. I don't care what someone's doing with their day, I want to look at butts.
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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2014, 11:12:37 am »
yoga pants are retarded. everytime i see some chick in them at the rock gym i just lololol and feel happier kicking their ass in my baggy capri pants even when i'm not that good of a climber as others.

If you don't like women in yoga pants, you are gay.

Yoga pants are for people who are going to do YOGA. They aren't for people to wear as casual wear for fuck's sake. That's like me dressing up as a construction worker or doctor and go "what? no this is just a comfortable outfit. Don't be so judgemental...."


If you are wearing yoga pants, GUY OR GIRL, and aren't on your way to or from a yoga class, I wish your demise. I wish some dad who finally got fed up with life started driving like a lunatic and running people down and you were one of them.

Hey, shut up, man. I don't care what someone's doing with their day, I want to look at butts.
http://i58.tinypic.com/29du268.gif

Are you people animals? Calm the fuck down. We get it, butts and vaginas. I can type "butts" into Google and find the best ones that exist at ANY time of the day.

Are you all THAT sex deprived? Jesus christ.

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2014, 11:47:48 am »
Are you people animals? Calm the fuck down. We get it, butts and vaginas. I can type "butts" into Google and find the best ones that exist at ANY time of the day.

Are you all THAT sex deprived? Jesus christ.

Show me your butt.

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Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2014, 11:58:06 am »
For to exercise in.  Was pretty excited about the free 2-day shipping for being a student and signing up for the whatever.

Should have paid more attention when checking out.

ETA: 17 - 26 business days  :'(

Sometimes I'm not so sure it's even worth continuing on.  A just god wouldn't stand for this unwarranted suffering.  Please pray for me.

Is that the crappy amazon student signup scam? Uou pay 40 $ a year to get better shipping but not on everything
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 12:20:04 pm by Bobapanbeers »
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.