45 minutes to get ready for school

[Sirfearoth]

Jesus fucking goddamn Christ.... WTF why is the human species still alive? 

[STD]

Prepare the night before. I did that when I had to leave for work at 6AM every day.

[Joe]

How I prepare for school:
Realize it's too late to sleep without waking up feeling like spooge/am awake because I'm twacked out: Contemplate changing clothes, never do because I'm a lazy fucker that smells like drug metabolites, chain smoke for a while, when It's 6:15 walk a mile, get to bus stop, realize I forgot all my shit at home because I was too twacked out.

On the nights I do sleep:
Wake up, fuck this, go to school in clothes I slept in, don't bother to shave, burnoutmode.

[Irukanji]

I can shower, shave, brush my teeth, have a piss/shit, get dressed and put my boots on in 15 minutes before work.

It's all about timing, get your shit organised so you can sleep an extra 30 minutes

[Calzone]

Seeing as I work til 1:30AM half the week, my schedule usually involves waking up in time to get to class, debating whether I should just sleep and go to the next class, decide that's best, sleep til the next class, repeat until I have the rest of the day to myself.

It works wonders for my mental health, not so much my GPA.

[Michael Myers]

I can shower, shave, brush my teeth, have a piss/shit, get dressed and put my boots on in 15 minutes before work.

It's all about timing, get your shit organised so you can sleep an extra 30 minutes

How the fuck can you take a shit when you do all that? Nasty, man. Bet you smell all... shitty and stuff.

[equanimity]

I've got a whole routine, though.  Can rush through it in maybe 40 minutes, but that's really pushing it and I definitely will not be looking my best.  This culture that pushes economic productivity at the cost of health and well-being is fucking lame

Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong place and time.

[420bunny]

Why? Because your a little bitch and whine all the time?

[Ninja]

I've got a whole routine, though.  Can rush through it in maybe 40 minutes, but that's really pushing it and I definitely will not be looking my best.  This culture that pushes economic productivity at the cost of health and well-being is fucking lame

Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong place and time.

You should've been born in a fucking gulag.  If you're in school, WTF do you know about economic productivity?  Just go to school, get a job, pay your taxes and buy your Obamacare like a good little slave and you don't have to worry about your health or being lame. 

[equanimity]

I've got a whole routine, though.  Can rush through it in maybe 40 minutes, but that's really pushing it and I definitely will not be looking my best.  This culture that pushes economic productivity at the cost of health and well-being is fucking lame

Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong place and time.

You should've been born in a fucking gulag.  If you're in school, WTF do you know about economic productivity?  Just go to school, get a job, pay your taxes and buy your Obamacare like a good little slave and you don't have to worry about your health or being lame.

^this fucking guy.

I'm just saying our society is a little broken, as most individualistic cultures are.  We're sacrificing sleep, proper nutrition and beneficial (healing) downtime, for why?  Not family, and not the good of mankind as a whole; but to make more money.  To live with, and further our own station.

I try to fight it but I'm right there, too.  Doing the school, doing the work.  Coming home to clean.  Definitely sacrificing sleep.  It never seems to end!

Working just 40 hours a week sounds like a dream, but when I wasn't in school it was more like 60+ and I was still poor.  Things will improve once I graduate and obtain those skills I'm sure.  Gotta get there.  Make money then relax.

Then it's look into owning a very affordable tiny home, buying a "green" car and working only enough to afford the basics and a constant supply of good food.  I'm sort of hoping for a cross between a minimalistic and modern lifestyle.  We're the future!  Gotta change things now if we ever want the world to be a better place

[equanimity]

Fuck now I've only got 60 minutes before I need to leave!  Rushing my routine again today ugh

[RisiR]

Fuck now I've only got 60 minutes before I need to leave!  Rushing my routine again today ugh

Take some quick pics of your butthole and send them to me. It's very refreshing in the morning.

[equanimity]

says the guys with some kinda weird neo-nazi avatar :O

[RisiR]

says the guys with some kinda weird neo-nazi avatar :O

Are you serious?

[RisiR]

And why does it matter anyway?

Pics of butthole. Now!