worst sex you ever had?

[Prometheus]

You NEVER go ass to mouth!
                          -Dante

There are some health concerns, but you know...

never say never :O

No, I'm pretty comfortable in saying that this is not a situation I will ever encounter.

[Rook]

worst sex ever? Hmmm.. It'd be really hard for me to classify any sex that I've had as.. terrible, per say. I've had sex with someone whom I have no problems saying that I regret, simply because I regret pleasuring such a terrible terrible person.. I think back and wonder what the hell I was thinking, only to remember I had just had a break u, was on the rebound.. and managed to somehow downgrade in the most severe way possible.. not an ugly gal either, so I'll let you assume just how bad her personality and quirks were.

[Riv3r]

She was gorgeous. She took pride in how many guys she slept with. Laid there like a dead fucking fish. Problem was, I didn't know this until much later on. IMO, the better looking they are, the more awful the lay. I'm proud of my size yet it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. If she gets around, her shit is looooooooooose.

[Internet-Weed-Dude]

I dunno, the one that was pretty traumatizing was when my "buddy" called me about this "party" at some girls house way on the other side of the city. The girl used to fuck a guy whose baby mama I fucked and I sold E to her before. Fuck, I was doing a lot of E then, I was high on E when my buddy called me and I was at someones house where nobody else was on E so I drove to the other side of the city because they were all on E and the girl said she'd give me moniez to come. So yeah, there was only like 6-8 people there and it was fuckin weird. This skinny guy with glasses kept creeping me THE FUCK out and some skinny girl too. It was a big house but it was freezing cuz the dumb bitch just moved in and didn't get oil yet. ANYWAYS, I ended up fuckin her and I think she had herpes or something, her pussy was chafed, possibly from ecstasy sex with niggers I dunno, but basically, we fucked, she was gross and kept clinging on me afterwards, I really just wanted to get in her bed because I was cold and on E. But the part that FREAKED me out was we turned on the tv at like 8am and this video was on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY

watch this video and tell me it wouldn't freak you the fuck out if you just fucked a chunky gross slag on ecstasy. It literally gave me an anxiety attack or something and it was all I could see, it was like the episode of "it's always sunny" when Frank's on acid and climbs in the toilet because he sees artimes's face



I got dressed and dropped the girl off at a store around the corner because I made up some crazy excuse or something. And yeah, my "buddy" got some weird disease from taking too much E where the fluid leaves your back, rickets or something, he went to the hospital later that day and I was still too freaked out to go see him in the hospital for a while.

HAHAHAHA LMFAO

[AstralPlane]

Well I'm not huge on bodily fluids touching me...not to say I don't mind to swallow or anything just simple things like if he's been down below I can't stand for he to kiss me after.. and I prefer to have him dry off his mouth and hands before he touches me... Also not a big fan of A2M or P2M so unless I'm super drunk I don't allow that.. Another lil thing is that I prefer to have a shower before hand so that I can be presented in the best fashion. So I guess its not really a lot of OCD but it does sometimes make the process a lil difficult.. On the plus side I always enjoy some slight choking, and DP and we usually have sex if not everyday every other day... oh and I love to be on top...

You actually don't sound that weird to be honest, and possibly even a bit more adventurous than the average chick. I'll still never understand the whole inhibition about kissing a guy after he gave you oral, but have run into that plenty of times too...the worst case being what I described earlier. Like c'mon...5 fuckin hours later and you still won't?

Yea I guess it could be worse... lol you got me there...

[Prometheus]

I wish my dates would shower beforehand... I always do.