Are Canadian prisons real?

[splooge gook]

one time when we were snuggling in my bedcouch nekkid together i thought it would be amusing to show her some death metal lyrics. i opened up the page to Vagitarian II and asked jer to read it

Admiring the syphilitic visage, Of the pustule ridden genitals that I adore,
Oozing sebum and pus dribbling on the labia, Leaves me panting for more...
Vaginal excrements fume and funk, The stench of festering menstrual discharge,
The wafting odor tortues my nasal passage, The glistening cunt wet with
blood... A crust ridden musty flap of lust suffering, From severe
dermatological disorder, The sanguined slit lined with papules, And genital
warts along its fleshy borders... Licking the sickening twat, The foul stench
of the blistering crotch, Drinking the menstruated slop, Delight in each
pustular drop... Passing blood clots, Eating crotch rot, Septic blood and pus,
Consume the runny crust, Urine flows out of the slit, Piss washes over the
clit, Taste the blood and piss, Nothing compares to this... My face fully
buried within, The pubic mound of grime and warts, Voraciously lapping up
excrements of, Every sordid type and nauseating sort... The atrocious
nauseating odour, Proves too strong to resist in the end, The nauseating fumes
overwhelm me, As I vomit into the moist pungent gash... Regurgitate onto the
cunt, Puke on the gore ridden slut, Drunk off the urine flow, I bathe in the
afterglow...

she literally shook in some really peculaiar manner of complete disgust before she said "okay i think i've had enough hahah", we then resumed cudding nekked and i probably told her several times i loved her in that same 2 hour timeframe

which flavour of autism do i have?

[Bart the General]

Give me his PI and I'll track him down. There's not really racial tension like that, the part of the city I grew up in is like 15% black, 20% Arab and 5% random and really nobody really hates black people anymore, it's kinda complicated but you see why historically, Alabanians and Kosovars are annoying though, one time we literally had a 3 white boy + 1 black guy fight in a KFC parking lot VS a bunch of Kosovars+ Albanians and one of them literally grabbed an ice scraper and another one an ice brush thing from his car and tried to use it as a weapon and I kicked buddy in the face. One of them dropped my buddy with a punch that made a sound like a beaver hitting his tail on a rippless lake on a crisp mountain morn and then the nigs down the street who chill with them pull up lyke outta noware!!! anyways, when the cops came they ended up boxing my car in and I was drunk and had doep on me so I smoked cigs in my car in the KFC parking lot until they arrested my buddy who got dropped like a bitch for breaching his house arrest and then I picked up my other two buddys who were smart enough not to get in my car after getting questioned and we ended up meeting up with the nigs and Albanians at a local junior high and not even fighting. Oh yeah, we smashed one of their car windows with a rock when we found out where he parked it and the guy whose car it was cut my hair a couple months ago at a barbershop that was shot up before and plays nothing but niggajams loudly whenever it's open right next to a lebanese owned pizza place and a shop that sells exclusively halal food

dear diary I live in a socioeconomically depressed area

[Bart the General]

one time when we were snuggling in my bedcouch nekkid together i thought it would be amusing to show her some death metal lyrics. i opened up the page to Vagitarian II and asked jer to read it

Admiring the syphilitic visage, Of the pustule ridden genitals that I adore,
Oozing sebum and pus dribbling on the labia, Leaves me panting for more...
Vaginal excrements fume and funk, The stench of festering menstrual discharge,
The wafting odor tortues my nasal passage, The glistening cunt wet with
blood... A crust ridden musty flap of lust suffering, From severe
dermatological disorder, The sanguined slit lined with papules, And genital
warts along its fleshy borders... Licking the sickening twat, The foul stench
of the blistering crotch, Drinking the menstruated slop, Delight in each
pustular drop... Passing blood clots, Eating crotch rot, Septic blood and pus,
Consume the runny crust, Urine flows out of the slit, Piss washes over the
clit, Taste the blood and piss, Nothing compares to this... My face fully
buried within, The pubic mound of grime and warts, Voraciously lapping up
excrements of, Every sordid type and nauseating sort... The atrocious
nauseating odour, Proves too strong to resist in the end, The nauseating fumes
overwhelm me, As I vomit into the moist pungent gash... Regurgitate onto the
cunt, Puke on the gore ridden slut, Drunk off the urine flow, I bathe in the
afterglow...

she literally shook in some really peculaiar manner of complete disgust before she said "okay i think i've had enough hahah", we then resumed cudding nekked and i probably told her several times i loved her in that same 2 hour timeframe

which flavour of autism do i have?

 That's kinda adorable. You have edgitism

[Bart the General]

Do you find it hard to imagine there are black people in Canada?

No?

the fact that you wore that means there are definitely no niggers anywhere in canada

There are provinces in canada that have almost no niggers and cities in other provinces entirely composed of niggers. Canadian niggers are not as bad as niggers in any other country though, they generally are raised with canadian ideals and are thus are not violent degenerate niggers. It really does support the argument that blacks violent tenancies are a result of historical culture/oppression than that of genetics. Of course there are exceptions to this, but said exceptions are generally distinguishable by geography (poverty). Canadas problem isn't niggers. It's arabs. We stopped importing niggas and started imported arabs. Its a huge mistake in the long run. Niggers assimilate, or at least attempt to do so, arabs cut peoples heads off for not worshiping allah. I mean, they don't do that here, but based on their ideals, they will. Seriously, fuck allah and all muslisms. I do love shawarma, but fuck their political/religious beliefs.

holy shit, I didn't even see this post or like the last 4 posts before it, that's crazy it sums up kinda what I was saying but Arabs aren't really a problem, they're just "bros" and aspire for upward mobility at a seemingly higher rate than black people, they're just kinda annoying when they're talking in their muckluck language among themselves sometimes. I might have underrepresented the Arab percentage in mah "hood" because they managed to infiltrate the upper echelons of the shitty fucking place but most of them live in the newer parts and manage to run things without doing any work. When they buy shitty buildings they fix them up and raise the rent, gentrifying the area without moving weirdos in. I literally see women in full burka whenever I go out but you don't even notice it after a while because you don't talk to them, you just assume that their husband works a lot and lets their sons run wild and wear polo shirts and take pride in their shitty cars that never have less than 8 people in them at any one time.

The problem with Canada is over-reliance on the US and a lack of diversity in the exports, putting all the eggs in the Albertan basket. There are somehow no black people in Alberta, one convenience store there literally sold rap albums by guys from my city, one of which I was in jail with and called a dry rat which is really bad so I ended up fighting a big fat white guy who wanted to impress him or something

[Bart the General]

one time when we were snuggling in my bedcouch nekkid together i thought it would be amusing to show her some death metal lyrics. i opened up the page to Vagitarian II and asked jer to read it

Admiring the syphilitic visage, Of the pustule ridden genitals that I adore,
Oozing sebum and pus dribbling on the labia, Leaves me panting for more...
Vaginal excrements fume and funk, The stench of festering menstrual discharge,
The wafting odor tortues my nasal passage, The glistening cunt wet with
blood... A crust ridden musty flap of lust suffering, From severe
dermatological disorder, The sanguined slit lined with papules, And genital
warts along its fleshy borders... Licking the sickening twat, The foul stench
of the blistering crotch, Drinking the menstruated slop, Delight in each
pustular drop... Passing blood clots, Eating crotch rot, Septic blood and pus,
Consume the runny crust, Urine flows out of the slit, Piss washes over the
clit, Taste the blood and piss, Nothing compares to this... My face fully
buried within, The pubic mound of grime and warts, Voraciously lapping up
excrements of, Every sordid type and nauseating sort... The atrocious
nauseating odour, Proves too strong to resist in the end, The nauseating fumes
overwhelm me, As I vomit into the moist pungent gash... Regurgitate onto the
cunt, Puke on the gore ridden slut, Drunk off the urine flow, I bathe in the
afterglow...

she literally shook in some really peculaiar manner of complete disgust before she said "okay i think i've had enough hahah", we then resumed cudding nekked and i probably told her several times i loved her in that same 2 hour timeframe

which flavour of autism do i have?

Just actually read this post instead of skimming it.

Basically its the alienation you feel when faced with the male/female dichotomy, having that girl read it made things better for you and made you feel more connected to her when that really shouldn't be important but hopefully you'll realize that someday.

Do you say "peculiar" IRL?

Do you title all your death metal songs after slogans on T- Shirts? I can't wait for Bikini Inspector part 666.

[Infinityshock]

Give me his PI and I'll track him down. There's not really racial tension like that, the part of the city I grew up in is like 15% black, 20% Arab and 5% random and really nobody really hates black people anymore, it's kinda complicated but you see why historically, Alabanians and Kosovars are annoying though, one time we literally had a 3 white boy + 1 black guy fight in a KFC parking lot VS a bunch of Kosovars+ Albanians and one of them literally grabbed an ice scraper and another one an ice brush thing from his car and tried to use it as a weapon and I kicked buddy in the face. One of them dropped my buddy with a punch that made a sound like a beaver hitting his tail on a rippless lake on a crisp mountain morn and then the nigs down the street who chill with them pull up lyke outta noware!!! anyways, when the cops came they ended up boxing my car in and I was drunk and had doep on me so I smoked cigs in my car in the KFC parking lot until they arrested my buddy who got dropped like a bitch for breaching his house arrest and then I picked up my other two buddys who were smart enough not to get in my car after getting questioned and we ended up meeting up with the nigs and Albanians at a local junior high and not even fighting. Oh yeah, we smashed one of their car windows with a rock when we found out where he parked it and the guy whose car it was cut my hair a couple months ago at a barbershop that was shot up before and plays nothing but niggajams loudly whenever it's open right next to a lebanese owned pizza place and a shop that sells exclusively halal food

dear diary I live in a socioeconomically depressed area

Another example of the failure of multiculturalism

[Bart the General]

I forgot to mention that I read the paper the day after this thread and there was a daytime drive by shooting in an area with a ridiculous concentration of black people (source: wikipedia) but it only warranted like 4 lines of text because the injuries weren't life threatening and everyone involved was likely black, lol

[RisiR]

canadian prison inspired me to start a diary

Hahaha, that made me LOL.


Yea, Germany is full of Albos and Arabs. This is Germany 2014.

 

[Bart the General]

Was gonna post something interesting but then I remembered you're all faggots who arent to be trusted.

Im trying to think of something to ask this mousy but attractive knda sara palin lookin girl in front of me. Might ask this other girl I dont even really like personalitywize but that could change; out; today

I think this mousy girl is better though I can feel her feelin me YAKB9OW?

[Bart the General]

Decided Im going to ask her if she knows where to get a lab coat and Im gonna pretend I didnt bring mine.

Will post update later for those waiting with bated bref