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Are Canadian prisons real?
« on: September 27, 2014, 04:16:57 am »
so we're going to play a game

consisting of n parts

game one:

spot the joke in this picture



next we're going to play jump rope

read the sentence following this sentence after finishing playing

jump rope
rope
jump


so there be some enterovirus up in this, prison gal cant tell her snot from her piss

and you wish you was me, and you wish you me, but you ain't me

fuck society

stuck in the system for life

need an west-african woman to make my seed thrive, they told me from waist down that i aint alive

ii have more than once used semiazas size abcesses of my limp and lifeless leg meat to buy pain for pain medication for breaking my back and both of my legs

i'l
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 04:18:58 am »
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 04:23:00 am »
is it cause niggers wont stick around for their family like a loving white dad?
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 04:25:11 am »
canadian prison inspired me to start a diary
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 04:27:07 am »
i am a fucking MANIAC around earthgrown fruits and veggies, what ey in for?
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 04:30:11 am »
Canadian prison was pretty cool I guess, lots of steady mobbin ok ur a goon wust a goon 2 a goblm

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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 04:33:25 am »
i am actually loling at the mental image of a grey six story towering canadian prison full of gingers and people who look like chichi

how often do you encounter black people in real life?

have you ever even fucking seen a black person before?

do they censor them out of canadian television/puppetboxes so virgin eyes can stay pure
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 04:35:23 am »
no

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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 04:35:29 am »
Do you find it hard to imagine there are black people in Canada?

 Holy fuck, Canadian puppetboxes holy shit that was pretty inspired

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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 04:37:22 am »
don't they get cold
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 04:44:36 am »
I was literally wearing an averix hoodie earlier

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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2014, 04:58:12 am »
the fact that you wore that means there are definitely no niggers anywhere in canada and probably 99% of people within 3 standard diaviations of the mean have never heard of them

sanzenbacher would walkaround his neighborhood in a "free Hernandez" baseball cap and t-shirt at night holding a pair of brass knuckles and a switchblack in his pocket hoping a spic or a nig would get offended so he could trayvons face in with something bought spraypainted in gold after researching "best brass knuckles" and making a thread on zoklet about it asking for help and advice. he would come home every day ranting about the baseball cap he ordered on phenazepam and how he couldn't wait to use them on spics and niggers in iwd-style.

i wonder where he is now
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2014, 05:04:41 am »
"women are to be ostracized and killed

i am reverting back to complete asexuality"

holy shit. not that sanz said that, but one night when me and gf were just sending nice voice messages to others and random shit and then i told her to send me her saying what sanz said,i am only now realizing the depth of this autism in the present and how badly her sending me that message must have killed the moment for her
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Re: Are Canadian prisons real?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2014, 05:11:49 am »
Do you find it hard to imagine there are black people in Canada?

No?

the fact that you wore that means there are definitely no niggers anywhere in canada

There are provinces in canada that have almost no niggers and cities in other provinces entirely composed of niggers. Canadian niggers are not as bad as niggers in any other country though, they generally are raised with canadian ideals and are thus are not violent degenerate niggers. It really does support the argument that blacks violent tenancies are a result of historical culture/oppression than that of genetics. Of course there are exceptions to this, but said exceptions are generally distinguishable by geography (poverty). Canadas problem isn't niggers. It's arabs. We stopped importing niggas and started imported arabs. Its a huge mistake in the long run. Niggers assimilate, or at least attempt to do so, arabs cut peoples heads off for not worshiping allah. I mean, they don't do that here, but based on their ideals, they will. Seriously, fuck allah and all muslisms. I do love shawarma, but fuck their political/religious beliefs.