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Offline Ninja

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2014, 06:23:14 am »
I hike for days... sooo yea.

This.  Real men shit in the woods.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2014, 06:24:49 am »
If u put McDonald s french fries on a trail of ants they walk right over them. Try it.

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2014, 06:59:23 am »
As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.

Are one of those toilet roll thieves who takes 20 sheets for one wipe and leaves the next person just the cardboard tube to wipe their ass with?  :suspect:

shitting outdoors ensure much better form and proper care for maintaining long term colon health.

I'm aware of the East-West disparity in colorectal cancer, but the correlation between squatting/sittingand cancer is debatable. I admit shitting in the squatting position makes the passage of stools easier; I surprised myself with just how easy. No need to scare the tourists though.

In fact, for all your indoor squatting needs... fuck, why am I looking this stuff up.

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2014, 07:53:08 am »
^^^ Idk about cancer, but I'm pretty sure sitting vs. squatting does have some impact on when or if one develops hemorrhoids.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2014, 11:53:41 am »
Strip naked and walk around the the pouring summer rain next time. To take a shit in the tranquility of natural white noise no clothes out in nature is something everyone should experience by choice in their lifetime.

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2014, 02:15:45 pm »
where's Ted Danzig Sr and his Drago shitting technique when you need him?

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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2014, 02:27:51 pm »
does anyone else enjoy squatting down and taking a shit outside?

it feels so natural.

It is wonderful, as an aside to the squatting... In chinese hotels some now have "western toilets" and need to post signs like this....



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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2014, 05:31:49 pm »
Strip naked and walk around the the pouring summer rain next time. To take a shit in the tranquility of natural white noise no clothes out in nature is something everyone should experience by choice in their lifetime.

Last summer I lived down by the river and so my options were to either bathe in the gas station sink or in the rain.  I did this many times. 
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2014, 08:44:00 am »
As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.

Are one of those toilet roll thieves who takes 20 sheets for one wipe and leaves the next person just the cardboard tube to wipe their ass with?  :suspect:


Well, I try not to use that much, but sometimes that's what it takes. More, one sheet each for 40 wipes. When I was recently a toilet nomad (new one is installed now) I brought my own paper with me.
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Re: taking a shit outside
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2014, 08:50:09 am »
We have railroad tracks about a quarter mile down the road, there's a small service station beside the tracks.

One day me and my buddy were looking on binoculars and saw a group of kids ride up on a bike.  One of them pulled down their pants and shit next to the station.  Pretty funny at the time.
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