Clothing can go a long way. Wear a dress shirt and kakis and act like you're on your way to or from work. Not that I have any experience with that sort of thing, but it seems like that'd be common sense, if you look and act like a professional they'll look past that you're a nigger with gauges. If your black definitely find a white female doctor, not an asian doctor. That should be common sense though too. White guilt is at all time highs so you can play that to your advantage and subtly play the race card if they are leery of you.

Yeah, I always wear a ironed button-up shirt and an unassuming pair of jeans whenever I'm going anywhere I don't want to be leered at. And I'm Asian hahaha

Okay, just a heads-up before I begin explaining this: this is not going to work for many of you. Why, you might ask? It involves household items... for an asthmatic. I know that not everyone here will be able to get metered-dose inhalers the way an asthmatic can. So, if you're asthmatic or have a friend/relative/bdsm-slave who is, start saving your/their discarded inhalers. Come up with something if you have to obtain them from someone else. Get creative.

Even when the meter reaches zero, inhalers still have quite a bit of aerosol left in them. Ever heard the story about the guy who died because he was barbecuing with an inhaler in his breast pocket, just slightly too close to the fire? It exploded and the force was enough to kill him. Yeah, those things can pack a punch.

Anyway, you should try to save the cap as well, to make things easier.

REQUIRED ITEMS:

1. An inhaler
2. Kerosene/lighter fluid
3. Toilet paper
4. Cotton balls
5. Matches

STEP ONE: Rip up some cotton balls, soak them in kerosene or lighter fluid, and stuff them tightly in the open space around the aerosol container as well as the area near the mouthpiece under it. Make sure it fits snugly and shit. This might require precision and patience. Let the cotton dry.

STEP TWO: Create a homemade fuse. Although there are alternative methods, I'll explain what I believe to be the easiest way. Take a square of toilet paper and tear it into five or six strips, fold each strip in half lengthwise, and twist at each end to form something resembling a string. Next, use a knife or screwdriver to crush up the heads of anywhere from a half-dozen to a dozen matches. Get it as far down into a powder as you reasonably can.

STEP THREE: Put the ground-up matchheads into a bowl or other container and sprinkle a small amount of water in. Mix them until a thick paste forms. If it does not, add more crushed-up matchheads and try again. Once it has achieved your desired consistency, take your twisted toilet paper squares from the previous step and roll them in it. Make sure each is thoroughly coated, and wait for them to dry as well.

STEP FOUR: Attach the fuse to the inhaler. Make sure it gets far enough inside the cotton. Unless you have a better idea, duct tape works just fine. Provided you still have the cap, you can attach the fuse through the cap itself, drilling or poking a hole through it. I'm not sure if it really matters which end you attach the fuse to, but I've had better luck with the poking-a-hole-in-the-cap method.

If you don't have the cap, feed the fuse through the narrow space on the top of the inhaler and try to get it as deep into the cotton as you can while leaving a reasonable amount of space for the fuse to be lit.

STEP FIVE: Light fuse.

STEP SIX: Run away.

the hardest part is getting on the meds the first time after that you can take your medical records to any doctor and tell them what worked in the past. i usually got on my controlled substances by saying my mom gave me a (soma ativan cough syrup) whatever and she said i need to get my own prescription. worked every time cuz its hard to ask for stuff by name gotta have some filler story in there ya know.

Huh... When I first got prescribed xanax (.25 mg even though I need 1 mg for it to even work and my doc refuses to raise my dose) my girlfriend at the time told me some thing to say to make sure I'd get my prescription, just like she had. She told me some ways to describe my anxiety, which weren't far from the truth, and that when she went in she basically said "Listen, I have anxiety, I've been self-medicating with Xanax I've gotten from friends, I know it works and I want some." She said her doctor asked what dose she was taking, she responded "one milligram," and he wrote her the script and sent her on her way. She told me to say the same thing... which was actually also true in my case.

In my mind, that plan sounded absurd. I was certain the doctor would take me as a drug-seeking teenager and send me off, so I described my anxiety but made no mention of ever having taken xanax in the past.

Was I wrong?

Although I originally came here to post about finding a prescription-liberal doctor in order to find treatment for ED in a town where no doctor will listen to/believe me, I've decided to expand the idea since I also have an anxiety disorder and ADHD that are going untreated due to those fuckers. Plus, I figure this thread will be more direct and useful to others.

So... how would one go about finding a doctor willing to write easy prescriptions? I'm not talking about duping just any old doc, but rather finding one perhaps a bit "shady" who wouldn't mind writing prescriptions based on my word alone.

And, also, does anybody have any experiences with these types of doctors that they'd wish to share?

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It looks to me like you didn't actually read anything past the title of this thread...

It looks to me like you didn't actually read anything past the first letter of my response...

I've conceded that getting legitimate Viagra or Cialis online is impractical and basically impossible. This thread was about how to find a way to get it prescribed through conventional means.

Rip that tag under your mattress off.