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Offline Zero

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Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« on: November 23, 2014, 02:46:48 pm »
What to do...?
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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 04:38:57 pm »
Jack off before like an hour or so.  Or you could get real drunk.  Think about pancakes.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 04:48:55 pm »
tell the bitch about it before you starting having The Sex. "If I cum right away don't make fun of me it's just that you're so fucking beautiful...."

also tell her that you'll have The Sex with her again immediately after if it does end up happening

but this is assuming you're doing The Sex with a random female/male.

if you have a lady/manfriend I imagine she would already be aware of it and you wouldn't have to come here asking.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 05:33:31 pm »
The beautiful Chilean boy sort of solved this with viagra.  Going 4 times can be pretty nice :)


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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 05:48:00 pm »
lots of condom manufactures offer "delay' products that reduce sensitivity or just wear a condom if you are not already doing so.
burt +! for the comment about talking top your parnter before hand sames goes for performance anxiety erection challenges. sometimes just sharing it takes the pressure off and the problem disappears.jacking off in her bathroom an hour before isn't so classy if the door doesnt have a deadbolt.
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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 07:58:27 pm »
Cumming first just means you won

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 08:02:43 pm »
jack off with a tight grip alot + heroin. I havnt came in over year :'(

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2014, 09:42:51 pm »
If you don't take opiates regularly then about 15mg of oxycodone along with jerking off before hand will give you a lot more control over your nut.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2014, 08:20:39 pm »
I recently posted a thread about overcoming Erectile Dysfunction. I feel your pain, man.

Although they didn't work for me due to the severity of my issue, a lot of the natural supplements I've tried will probably work for you.

Look into Yohimbe and/or mixing Pycnogenol with L-Arginine/L-Citrulline (they must be taken in conjunction).

You might want to try Yohimbe first, as it will be easier to find and less harsh on your wallet. It's a "natural supplement" so it can be found at most stores -- I got my bottle of 30 at Rite-Aid for $7, and it's the exact same shit they'd charge you way more for at some health foods store. CVS and Walgreens might carry it too, but I'm not too sure.

The Pycnogenol + L-Arginine/L-Citrulline combo would be more of a backup plan if the Yohimbe alone doesn't do the trick... and even if the Yohimbe does work, taking it along with this stack is like giving your dick the serum they used to make Captain America.

Yohimbe -- take about 30 minutes to an hour before sex. It's effects last twelve hours, however, so timing isn't too important.

The other combination of supplements -- take in the morning, at the start of your day.

EDIT: If you find one pill of Yohimbe too intense for you, such as causing side-effects like anxiety or tension, get a pill splitter and take half of one the next time. It will still be effective, but without the side-effects.
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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2014, 08:31:16 pm »
Kamagra use to work but the hot flushes and swelling bell end can be torture. I kind of severed my frenelum last time i took it. I was about to punch the girl in the face thinking she mestruated all over my dick till i pulled out and saw it squirting blood  everywhere.

Now it's grown back tighter but this has nothing to do with the pre jack.
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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2014, 09:52:05 pm »
Practice your kegels regularly and gain some control. Alternatively, hone your oral skills and be a generous lover to compensate for your untimely emissions. Better yet, do both of these.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2014, 11:00:05 pm »
just tighten your stomach muscles you fat sack of shit

failing that, wear a condom or take dilaudid
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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2014, 04:12:01 am »
Can't you just keep going? I mean, you've got to change the condom, and that's a hassle, but I've never understood why that would put an end to things.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2014, 07:31:28 am »
Can't you just keep going? I mean, you've got to change the condom, and that's a hassle, but I've never understood why that would put an end to things.

So are you a dude or a girl?

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Re: Premature Ejaculation sucks!
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2014, 11:04:16 am »
Guy. Why?
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.