I may or may not have two tattoos on my chest, a huge backpiece that's currently a work in progress and one on my left shoulder

I may or may not have an aunt who died on her bike and there is a charity run through her shitty city every year in her name. I may or may not have an uncle who literally got his tattoos covered up nuff said

Just kidding none of this is true because I'm just some cringy internet persona like you WS because that's your only reference point. The truth is I've never gotten any tattoos or know anything about my extended family because I'm too busy puking in the shower while crying and holding hands with 3.5/10s I text "ilu" to unprompted.

damn, still salty

what else did i expect from the weakest pussy on this site?

bad as Nicki Minaj..

Ah yes you are growing young HTS. When the discomfort is great enough you will emerge from this a beautiful butterfly.. or dead.. 50/50 chance.

actually it feels pretty bad to do that. admit it.

You ain't got no job, Doug. Stop projecting.

skitz indoors.

I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'

I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.

It don't take me no time to make no bond.