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Offline WS

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Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« on: November 12, 2014, 02:57:29 pm »
It don't take me no time to make no bond.

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 03:06:05 pm »
Have fun with probation mah dude
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 03:18:17 pm »
What did you do?
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 08:17:51 pm »
I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'

I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 08:21:44 pm »
I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'

I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.

handled like a busta.


you aint gonna find a piece of me on your plate cause you a busta
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 10:19:39 pm »
safe as fuckcc

i saw u in fukin zanzis didnt i

ohh man wat hapen on friday clart

ur never gonna believe it man its so unsafe

i got busted for havin teh well known rave drug./...

speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd  innit

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 11:16:04 pm »
Shoulda said it was grape soda. Your a nigger so it woulda been the perfect story.

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 03:44:34 am »
If you were a boss youd chug it before he got to the car. Why did you not do that or. At least try
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2014, 03:48:16 am »
If you were a boss youd chug it before he got to the car. Why did you not do that or. At least try
yea I woulda been drinking it while talkin to the pig oh ya and ur plug is bout to get raided.

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2014, 04:28:16 am »
I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'

I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 07:34:32 am »
and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up.

You a dumb mother fucker, esse.  You know what happens in the movies
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 07:44:10 am »
I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'

I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.

now maybe you will stop being a nigger and get a job? first you herp then you durp
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 07:47:06 am »
I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'

I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.

now maybe you will stop being a nigger and get a job? first you herp then you durp
get a job like that cop? Fuck that sell lean like the plug

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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2014, 11:43:03 am »
get a job not being a cop
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Re: Just missed a show and went to jail for a cup of lean.
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2014, 02:01:42 am »
You ain't got no job, Doug. Stop projecting.