Once while fishing a fish and game warden was giving me a hard time. He peered into my trucks window and saw all my guns. I had bought them private party and did not know for sure whether or not they were stolen (I know now that they are all clean).
He says "these aren't stolen are they? Mind unlocking the truck so I can run the serials?"
I said "Not at all!... If you go and get a warrant!".

Ear sex

you can move up to having your own ice cream truck, until some asshole kid disables the music.

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An easy method I've heard is some people using Firefox's firebug add-on to forge invoices for places like Amazon. There's probably tons of ways, really. I'd imagine photoshop and printing your own receipts with paper either purchased or stolen from a retailer are among them.

All you have to do is scan or take a picture of the receipts, as opposed to sending them in. Therefore all one has to do is scan a legit receipt and photoshop it.

Quote from: helladamnleet on October 13, 2014, 03:18:56 pm

I semi-remember Fonaplats. I do remember Armsmerchant, but not being on anything. What ever happened to Greyfox?

He's still arguing with the librarian that Zoklet is in fact up.

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Sliced my hand open with a rusty saw blade and healed it up with superglue. Told my girlfriend it was with a pairing knife so she wouldn't make me go to the hospital and get a tetanus shot.

One thing that should be pointed out is that the catholic bible contains seven more books than the Protestant bible.

Wasn't there a cop who was with the Albuquerque Police Department?