My most recent minor injury, cat scratches. So many cat scratches that I hardly notice them anymore unless I get bloodstains on my clothes.
My most recent non-minor injury... It's a doozy. Herniated a disc in my back, probably lifting boxes, and it hurt like a motherfucker. By that I mean, my leg was in so much pain from the pinched nerve that I could barely walk, and vicodins didn't do shit for it. Had to have major surgery, got put on oxy, which was so useless that I stopped taking them after 4 days and didn't notice a difference. 3 years later I still need a cane on rare occasions, but mostly I feel fine. Can't lift anything over 40-50 pounds without wanting to die though.