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I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:11:38 pm »
for numerous reasons if anyone cares to ask

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2014, 11:12:53 pm »
Tell me a couple of those reasons.
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 11:14:10 pm »
how many reasons?

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 11:15:53 pm »
As many as the word "couple" means to you would satisfy my curiosity.
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2014, 11:37:57 pm »
I'll just go with 2n

Basically, Ahmad Mahsood was a real G and literally the lion of Panshir. This would result in him inheriting the dead mans soul and becoming a fiercely intelligent strategist, inheriting my stubbornness and emphasizing education while maintaining the spiritual balance the man had

There are also so many mixed race arab whites round these parts it wouldn't seem weird at all unless he turned out super ginger or something.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2014, 12:41:02 am »
4/10 troll.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2014, 02:54:56 am »
All that will do is get him constantly pulled aside for additional screening at the airport.  On a different note I think I'll name my first born daughter... Placenta.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2014, 03:58:31 am »
I'll just go with 2n

Basically, Ahmad Mahsood was a real G and literally the lion of Panshir. This would result in him inheriting the dead mans soul and becoming a fiercely intelligent strategist, inheriting my stubbornness and emphasizing education while maintaining the spiritual balance the man had

There are also so many mixed race arab whites round these parts it wouldn't seem weird at all unless he turned out super ginger or something.



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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2014, 04:06:35 am »
I'll just go with 2n

Basically, Ahmad Mahsood was a real G and literally the lion of Panshir. This would result in him inheriting the dead mans soul and becoming a fiercely intelligent strategist, inheriting my stubbornness and emphasizing education while maintaining the spiritual balance the man had

There are also so many mixed race arab whites round these parts it wouldn't seem weird at all unless he turned out super ginger or something.



LOL wtf

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2014, 04:18:52 am »
Not that uncommon. Some Albanian guys are gingers muslims.

Pierre Vogel is a popular German Salafi hatemonger and he looks like this.

The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2014, 04:55:42 am »
Ahmad Rashaad is the only great Ahmad

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2014, 02:29:32 am »
I know an Ahmad that punched his mom in the face. With force.

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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2014, 02:58:47 am »
Not that uncommon. Some Albanian guys are gingers muslims.

Pierre Vogel is a popular German Salafi hatemonger and he looks like this.



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Re: I'm going to name my first born son "Ahmad"
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2014, 02:59:54 am »
Ahmad Rashaad is the only great Ahmad

Agreed, a total legend.

Instead Obama and John McCain give guns and money to Syrian Rebels/ISIS   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
A billion Chinese can’t be wrong: eat rice.