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Title: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 06:53:39 pm
I have a manila envelope stuffed full of crushed up pork rinds that I need to mail to him
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 06:55:59 pm
Give me a second...
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 06:58:44 pm
heh my brother was almost charged with a federal hate crime for spraypainting 'fuck islam'  and '911 was an inside job' on a local 'mosque'
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 07:00:27 pm
Lol, what an idiot.
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: equanimity on November 13, 2014, 07:00:56 pm
'mosque'...?
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 07:01:58 pm
Quote from: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 07:00:27 pm
Lol, what an idiot.

holy fuck you have no idea

I won't allow him in my home anymore, he is a fucking degenerate maniac
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 07:03:03 pm
Quote from: equanimity on November 13, 2014, 07:00:56 pm
'mosque'...?

yeah it is not called a mosque, it is like an 'islamic faith center' or somesuch nomenclature, carefully chosen to avoid riling up the locals...very important when you are planning on putting a fucking mosque in the middle of north central indiana
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 07:03:41 pm
there are like 10 islamic people total in the whole county and they build a mosque......
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 07:04:23 pm
Make him join the site. He'd hate it.
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: Σ on November 13, 2014, 07:04:43 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 06:58:44 pm
heh my brother was almost charged with a federal hate crime for spraypainting 'fuck islam'  and '911 was an inside job' on a local 'mosque'

I hope everyone appreciates the irony in the clash of those two phrases.
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 07:05:19 pm
Quote from: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 07:04:23 pm
Make him join the site. He'd hate it.

He is living in the woods somewhere near new port richey florida
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 07:15:40 pm
for real?  I am going to send it even if its not him

Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 07:16:41 pm
Are you cereal?
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 07:17:05 pm
when he opens it, that fine pork dust will fly everywhere and -POW- straight to hell
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 13, 2014, 08:06:52 pm
I actually do have his PI but I'm not a piece of shit.

(potential PI removed- equanimity)
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 13, 2014, 08:09:56 pm
You can't be serious.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 08:21:10 pm
lol Risir is back
Title: Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 08:35:39 pm
RisiR, please. Y'know, the r bothers me.

Thank you.  :jerkoff: