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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Σ on November 10, 2014, 06:44:21 pm

Title: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: Σ on November 10, 2014, 06:44:21 pm
Welcome to Novembers parlor thread. Here the gentle souls residing at Sanctuary are given a harsh-my-mellow free zone. We have flower arranging in the morning. Tea and cucumber sandwiches in the afternoon. Smoking jackets and fine cognac in the evening. A universal haven for the easily offended, passive-aggressive, 'nice' people who feel the world of uninhibited free speech is simply too brutal and uncivilized. Intemperate language, strong opinions, blunt statements (even if irrefutably rational), criticism, sardonic wit and contempt for simple-mindedness are all heavily frowned upon and may result in tear-stained upholstery.


Here we call cigarettes "fags" and sex "shagging". Unreasonable crudeness or vulgarity will not be tolerated and any offenders to these rules will be considered "Uneducated Wankers". Luckily if you find yourself in this group you may educate yourself and graduate to the "Educated Wankers" consideration. Unfortunately Once a wanker always a wanker. We also act very British in here so we have tea and say "I haven't the foggiest" when we don't get something, That's concludes The Extra tidbits section. Cheerio!

Please note that failure to follow these posting rules will result in a modified post that tailors your comment to the parlor atmosphere.

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Cheerio good chaps!
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 10, 2014, 07:03:08 pm
Here we call cigarettes "fags"

In my area, a local colloquialism for a 'faggot' is 'cock-smoker'. 

oh, and cheerio, my good man, and whatnot.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 10, 2014, 07:08:23 pm
I have arriven! With my presence this thread will surely deteriorate!
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: equanimity on November 10, 2014, 07:40:11 pm
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown: 
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 10, 2014, 07:43:53 pm
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

who's up for a civilized game of the gentleman's sport of billiards?
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 10, 2014, 07:48:40 pm
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

It is just a fortunate coincidence that rich white straight men fit the definition of 'gentlemen'. 
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 10, 2014, 08:00:22 pm
am I allowed to bring my chauffeur? he's a free man

(http://i.imgur.com/oR4lP3m.jpg)
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 10, 2014, 08:10:25 pm
am I allowed to bring my chauffeur? he's a free man

(http://i.imgur.com/oR4lP3m.jpg)

It is my opinion black folk are bred ignorant...he can wait for you in the hansom.

edit - I forgot....old chum
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: kroz on November 10, 2014, 08:46:08 pm
Charmed to meet you all, I'm Krozler
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Lanny on November 10, 2014, 08:51:40 pm
verily, fornicate with constables I say. Forsooth!
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: equanimity on November 10, 2014, 09:10:28 pm
It is just a fortunate coincidence that rich white straight men fit the definition of 'gentlemen'. 

Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilised by education: they grow there, firm as weeds among stones.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: constantinople on November 10, 2014, 09:20:53 pm
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 09:27:46 pm
Need moar booze
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: equanimity on November 10, 2014, 09:28:45 pm
Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.

The word carries with it certain connotations.  Those being largely misogynistic and discriminatory in nature.  This is doubly true in cases of "clubs", "parlors", and the like; where a sense of exclusivity pervades the thread.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 10, 2014, 09:34:20 pm
A universal haven...

I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

No. Believe it or not but I was quite careful about the wording of the Club description. Besides, if you ask the young gentleman staffing the cloakroom nicely he'll happily supply you with a codpiece.

For the discerning member's reference:

 (http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/helxi/_75408623_flash1_zps9709c1a9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: constantinople on November 10, 2014, 09:40:09 pm
Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.

The word carries with it certain connotations.  Those being largely misogynistic and discriminatory in nature.  This is doubly true in cases of "clubs", "parlors", and the like; where a sense of exclusivity pervades the thread.

No they aren't.  I could just as easily say that "Ladies" refers to exclusively the spouses of rich white males. Doesn't make it true.

Whatever connotation or implication you are having trouble with, you are bringing to the word. The word is not bringing it to you.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Spectre on November 10, 2014, 09:52:53 pm
A thread with a solid premise and fine gentlemanly pursuits throughout being derailed by perceived misogyny and the most obnoxious level of self imposed victimhoods

an example of most un-parlor attitudes chaps
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Σ on November 10, 2014, 09:54:47 pm
Quite right, quite right!

*Puffs pipe*
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: kroz on November 11, 2014, 12:12:14 am
I propose a toast to being wealthy, caucasoid, strapping young lads!

*sips 211 and takes a hit off his black n mild*
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 11, 2014, 01:11:32 am
The lack of Arnox in this thread is disturbing.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Hades on November 11, 2014, 02:09:43 am
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.
True wealthy caucasoid male gentlemen would disagree.  Furthermore, being a wealthy male caucasoid is hardly insufficient to be qualified a gentleman.  One has to have the breed and schooling too.  Some colonial peasant who finds gold among his cow's manure could never be considered a gentleman. The romans had it all wrong old chap.  Money does carry an odour, so a wealthy man can only be a gentleman if his serfs produce his wealth.

I would also like to propose to maintain a certain amount of ladylike presence.  Ladies afterall soothe the soul and provide much needed entertainment. 
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 11, 2014, 02:19:28 am
I would also like to propose to maintain a certain amount of ladylike presence.  Ladies afterall soothe the soul and provide much needed entertainment.


Of course there will be prostitutes
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Hades on November 11, 2014, 03:18:25 am
...

Of course there will be prostitutes
Hear! hear!  I raise my glass to you old chap.   You are a true gentleman.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: constantinople on November 11, 2014, 03:34:50 am
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.
True wealthy caucasoid male gentlemen would disagree.  Furthermore, being a wealthy male caucasoid is hardly insufficient to be qualified a gentleman.  One has to have the breed and schooling too.  Some colonial peasant who finds gold among his cow's manure could never be considered a gentleman. The romans had it all wrong old chap.  Money does carry an odour, so a wealthy man can only be a gentleman if his serfs produce his wealth.

I would also like to propose to maintain a certain amount of ladylike presence.  Ladies afterall soothe the soul and provide much needed entertainment.

But you contradict yourself, old boy. If one is to take wealth, whiteness, and manhood as "hardly insufficient", than I dare say that means it is rather close or is, sufficient qualities for gentility.

What then have we for the further addendum to the criteria. You're not making any sense at all dear fellow.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Lanny on November 11, 2014, 03:37:26 am
Whoever made this thread and decided to go with "Thankswanking" as opposed to "Wanksgiving" made a terrible decision.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: Hades on November 11, 2014, 03:38:12 am
My appologies. I meant ofcourse to say "hardly sufficient". 
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: constantinople on November 11, 2014, 03:39:08 am
Whoever made this thread and decided to go with "Thankswanking" as opposed to "Wanksgiving" made a terrible decision.

(http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/archer1.jpg)

Ne'er a more worthy moment. Bravo and jolly good.

Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: Σ on November 11, 2014, 04:32:00 am
Whoever made this thread and decided to go with "Thankswanking" as opposed to "Wanksgiving" made a terrible decision.

A darned fool he be! It shall certianly be changed at once!
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: kroz on November 11, 2014, 04:35:45 am
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.
True wealthy caucasoid male gentlemen would disagree.  Furthermore, being a wealthy male caucasoid is hardly insufficient to be qualified a gentleman.  One has to have the breed and schooling too.  Some colonial peasant who finds gold among his cow's manure could never be considered a gentleman. The romans had it all wrong old chap.  Money does carry an odour, so a wealthy man can only be a gentleman if his serfs produce his wealth.

I would also like to propose to maintain a certain amount of ladylike presence.  Ladies afterall soothe the soul and provide much needed entertainment.

But you contradict yourself, old boy. If one is to take wealth, whiteness, and manhood as "hardly insufficient", than I dare say that means it is rather close or is, sufficient qualities for gentility.

What then have we for the further addendum to the criteria. You're not making any sense at all dear fellow.

lol, I mean oopsy daisy  I am tis but a wee bit tipsay and you comments are giving me a good ol' gas my lad
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 12, 2014, 02:51:15 am
Here we call cigarettes "fags"

In my area, a local colloquialism for a 'faggot' is 'cock-smoker'. 

oh, and cheerio, my good man, and whatnot.
They are called fags, my fellow wanker.
Pip pip and Cheerio!
-Balls
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 12, 2014, 02:54:56 am
I am a wanker and I need a fag.... great..... Teach me some moar guyz
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 12, 2014, 02:57:59 am
New addition from The Gentlemans Parlor contributor...
If you wank, thou shall cum into a silver goblet.
If thou should drink whiskey, thou shall vomit into a steel bowl.
If thou should shag a woman, make sure they aren't a 'negro'.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: kroz on November 12, 2014, 07:36:03 am
what does pip pip mean? old bean
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 13, 2014, 07:02:19 am
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Abusive straight rich white men!
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 13, 2014, 07:16:37 am
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Abusive straight rich white men!
Abusive Gay white men.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: komokazi on November 18, 2014, 03:17:26 pm
Codpiece.
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 18, 2014, 04:24:51 pm
*removes monocle*
*replaces monocle*
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 20, 2014, 01:50:30 pm
*removes monocle*
*replaces monocle*
*removes moustache*
*removes monocle*
*puts bigger moustache on*
*puts bigger monocle on*
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: bling bling on November 25, 2014, 08:24:55 pm
ay up im ill and need sum1 to drop me off some green medicine
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 08:45:59 pm
I actually have a real moustache
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: bling bling on November 25, 2014, 08:46:49 pm
I actually have a real moustache

did u know that the human body is covered in hairs
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 09:04:07 pm
I actually have a real moustache

did u know that the human body is covered in hairs

not mine just on my face/head
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 25, 2014, 09:05:54 pm
I actually have a real moustache

did u know that the human body is covered in hairs

not mine just on my face/head


donate yourself to science you fucking anomaly
Title: Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 09:08:29 pm
I actually have a real moustache

did u know that the human body is covered in hairs

not mine just on my face/head


donate yourself to science you fucking anomaly

lol