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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: joe camel on November 09, 2014, 11:14:49 pm

Title: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: joe camel on November 09, 2014, 11:14:49 pm
So there i am, high af on my friends couch. The guy across from me looks at me and says hes about to take a blast. He then finishes his beer and starts fucking w the can. Then he drops a rock on it and starts smoking crack right there in the living room and im laughing my ass off by now. Then my home boy gets pissed, i told you not to be smoking in my house and proceeds to kick him out.

I thought it was hilarious.
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 09, 2014, 11:45:35 pm
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Max Headroom on November 09, 2014, 11:57:06 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQhAzgTJGD0
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: joe camel on November 10, 2014, 12:42:01 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

He was a far too experienced crackhead to drop rocks lol
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 10, 2014, 12:53:10 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 12:59:50 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Max Headroom on November 10, 2014, 01:04:58 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 01:08:20 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Bewbees on November 10, 2014, 01:11:18 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 01:15:30 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Max Headroom on November 10, 2014, 01:16:23 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: joe camel on November 10, 2014, 02:27:24 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

Yes.
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: joe camel on November 10, 2014, 02:27:54 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

Also yes
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 11, 2014, 05:35:47 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

1/Drink Booze all at once
2/Go to Police Station and wet yourself
3/Get locked Up
4/Free Room and Board
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 11, 2014, 05:37:20 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Bewbees on November 11, 2014, 05:43:25 am
15) suck dick for that shit
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 11, 2014, 07:46:34 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 12, 2014, 12:44:55 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again

18/Suck Dick on Santa Monica Blvd to make money
19/ Spend On Booze
20/ Take a piss in the street and get arrested and get raped in jail
Title: Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
Post by: kolokol-1 on November 12, 2014, 01:22:24 am
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again

18/Suck Dick on Santa Monica Blvd to make money
19/ Spend On Booze
20/ Take a piss in the street and get arrested and get raped in jail

21. Get out of jail
22. Kill the rapist
23. Get high
24. Make quote pyramids
25. Get charged with murder for 22
26. Go back to jail
27. Get raped again