The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: joe camel on November 09, 2014, 11:14:49 pm
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So there i am, high af on my friends couch. The guy across from me looks at me and says hes about to take a blast. He then finishes his beer and starts fucking w the can. Then he drops a rock on it and starts smoking crack right there in the living room and im laughing my ass off by now. Then my home boy gets pissed, i told you not to be smoking in my house and proceeds to kick him out.
I thought it was hilarious.
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQhAzgTJGD0
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
He was a far too experienced crackhead to drop rocks lol
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
Yes.
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze
Also yes
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze
1/Drink Booze all at once
2/Go to Police Station and wet yourself
3/Get locked Up
4/Free Room and Board
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
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15) suck dick for that shit
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again
18/Suck Dick on Santa Monica Blvd to make money
19/ Spend On Booze
20/ Take a piss in the street and get arrested and get raped in jail
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1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke
9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again
18/Suck Dick on Santa Monica Blvd to make money
19/ Spend On Booze
20/ Take a piss in the street and get arrested and get raped in jail
21. Get out of jail
22. Kill the rapist
23. Get high
24. Make quote pyramids
25. Get charged with murder for 22
26. Go back to jail
27. Get raped again