Ego => Head Shrinkers => Topic started by: splooge gook on November 09, 2014, 09:17:15 am
Title: Do I have autism???
Post by: splooge gook on November 09, 2014, 09:17:15 am
When the psychiatrist discharged me today they Dxd OCD and delusions, they also gave my dad a paper with a number on it to have a full neuropsych in an autism place. I asked the doctor if he's saying I'm autistic, but he said "you seem to have problems that stem from a neurological basis related to OCD." But then he gave a referral paper to the AUTISM center. Which doesn't mean I have it, it just means they're saying I should get an interview for it.
So do I have burgers and fries? I'm well aware that I'm a weirdo/asshole/loser/etc but I don't think I'm genuinely unable to pick up on social cues, I think in some cases I just don't care enough/MAD, but he pointed out my fingernails are dirty as one example and I have no idea how much than that I'm unaware of. Every time I go to the doctor they slap on a different label. I've gone though ODD, OCD, CD, SUD, BP-I, MD-NOS, aspergers, ADHD, anxiety disorder, depression. I have no idea how many of these are even applicable from a doctor that hardly knows me.
But tl;dr I think I sound less autistic than 99.999999 of this forum, which is also my IQ percentile
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: aldra on November 09, 2014, 09:29:53 am
this is like those threads that start with 'is it gay if....'
if you have to ask, the answer is yes.
more seriously, I'd think your doctor has strong suspicions - doesn't OCD manifest much, much more in autistic people? they may have sent you to an autism specialist with that to get more detailed checks done without flat-out calling you an autard.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: baby raper on November 09, 2014, 09:35:00 am
I cant belive you made it this long without someone noticing. ...not going to sugar coat it dude ur an aspie.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 09, 2014, 09:50:48 am
Every time I go to the doctor they slap on a different label. I've gone though ODD, OCD, CD, SUD, BP-I, MD-NOS, aspergers, ADHD, anxiety disorder, depression. I have no idea how many of these are even applicable from a doctor that hardly knows me.
That's why the people who primarily take psychiatry seriously are psychiatrists. There are so many variables they can't investigate or control that they essentially forced to make shit up as they go along. If you get diagnosed with asspie's just look the doctor straight in the eye and say 'No. I'm just an asshole. Is there a pill for that?'.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: splooge gook on November 09, 2014, 10:07:03 am
It was probably because haven't showered in days/junkie ass nigga/flat affect/monotone voice/verbosity/my interest in statistics/inability to relate to other people/poor eye contact/OCD behaviors
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: splooge gook on November 09, 2014, 10:18:12 am
Basıcally ı lomedik lıke shıt and felt uncomfortable taşkına yo pschıayrısts for the trıiiıonth timde
Therefore autısm.
I thınk he was reyine to say ı Show mıldsymptoms, especially related to OCD but overall I'm not autistic, if I am its on the mildest end of the spectrum because friends I've made in the past liked me and what I had to say, I'm thinking "that guys such a loser" when I hear someone say something awkward. I know how people think, it's just hard for me to imagine what they're feeling. Autistic people are generally "mind blind". I asked another psych at one point if I have it and she said people with tism usually aren't even aware of those sorts of things,
One time when I was wasted on DXM and benzodiazepines the Indian doctor talked to me for like 2 minutes before saying I have Asperger's syndrome. He totally disregarded the fact that I was completely tripping out. People are stupid.
Then again, my social skills are complete shit. There's always a girl with a crush on me though, which I suppose is one of the perks of being a good looking person
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: splooge gook on November 09, 2014, 10:19:00 am
yes, I am high on 80mg of vyvanse and 6mg of Xanax tonight
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: baby raper on November 09, 2014, 10:19:21 am
It was probably because haven't showered in days/junkie ass nigga/flat affect/monotone voice/verbosity/my interest in statistics/inability to relate to other people/poor eye contact/OCD behaviors
yeah keep tellin yourself that. They sent you to an autism specalist because you have adhd and didnt shower. In all honesty I would have kept this whole thing under my hat if ya know what I mean...
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: splooge gook on November 09, 2014, 10:32:46 am
If I were to slap labels on myself, I'm probably developing schizoaffective disorder in a mild form a.k.a. I'm batshit manic so I get into fistfights with my dad in the street and I have paranoid preoccupations that fuel my anger. Besides that i probably have borderline/antisocial personality disorder, which can cause similar theory of mind deficits but that's more out of blame externalizations and being basically controlled by whatever feeling pops up without much regard for how I'll be completely fucked over in like, 20 minutes.
Is there some sort of cure for being a really pissy, sensitive, and explosive person? I'd like to have genuine empathy and all of that but it's not something I think I can force, i do find it disappointing that because I have some sort of anomality in a ceirtain part of my brain that it permanently disables me without it ever getting treated. I want to genuinely be able to make friends and give a shit about most people but it just don't happen
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: John Smith on November 09, 2014, 10:39:20 am
Sploo, you should read "LSD: Doorway to the Numinous" and try to treat yourself with it.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: baby raper on November 09, 2014, 10:41:11 am
Alright dude im going to tell you the secret but you wont do it I know it. Stop taking drugs. Amphetamines syncans all psychoactives. The day you stop start working out. In one month I bet you got a hot lil girlfriend and a solid thank you for your boy baby raper.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: aldra on November 09, 2014, 10:43:58 am
It's fun to watch schplew grapple for a sense of identity in this post-modern hell-hole.
I don't see how you can make fun of anyone else for being an autist, when this is literally you:
(http://i58.tinypic.com/20ql861.jpg)
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: equanimity on November 09, 2014, 04:19:34 pm
You can choose to indulge insanity and watch passively as it ruins your life. Or you can decide to fight it, and work really hard at developing presence of mind. Up to you. I bet living in a state of constant agitation gets to be pretty tiring.
Crazy is a process, and one we all put up with. Study it closely imo.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 09, 2014, 04:43:34 pm
He's been sectioned several times, and recently. Could maybe do with like a group home setting for a few months.
Do the psychs know about your drug use?
he needs to get a job and move out on his own...when one is working full time to support themself, one does not have time to be a dustmite spaz
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: mashleshmash on November 09, 2014, 06:33:51 pm
when he's 18 he's gonna come live with me and we're gonna grow pot no homo
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Σ on November 09, 2014, 06:55:56 pm
Just about everyone in this thread is autistic. But it is okay. I come bearing hope. (http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Scott_Raindrops_on_Roman_100_dpi.jpg)
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: starvingniglet on November 09, 2014, 07:01:41 pm
If you had photoshopped sploo's face on there, I would have thanked your post
the nigger arms contrasting with sploos face would have been classic
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: baby raper on November 09, 2014, 07:02:23 pm
It's fun to watch schplew grapple for a sense of identity in this post-modern hell-hole.
I don't see how you can make fun of anyone else for being an autist, when this is literally you:
(http://i58.tinypic.com/20ql861.jpg)
Bro is that really u
Oh yeah.
(http://i.imgur.com/Ajc7kzv.jpg)
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: splooge gook on November 11, 2014, 11:49:20 am
Do you have a fedora too?
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: victimthrax on November 13, 2014, 12:04:25 am
I doubt you have autism, I mean, it could be possible, I've never met you and that's really the best way of telling whether someone's autistic or not
I'd hypothesize your problem, as I told you a billion times since basically fresh outta rehab/prison/whatever is that you're vulnerable, young and impressionable to an extent where it impedes your development. You live in wondertown and are so vulnerable you're afraid to let externalities affect you because you know they will. I don't want to include much about myself in this even though it's hard not to even though I'm literally Danial Day Lewis.
Point is, you let retarded fucking "specialists" tell you about yourself because you think their goofy fucking opinion has any more merit than the jew you buy your fake jew weed (jew fake weed?) from at the corner store. They are both 100% subjective and hold no more weight than anyone else you know in passing (which isn't many because you're too vulnerable to venture outside your parents semi finished basement). You try to develop yourself internally to make up for the external factors that affect most youth and eventually define parts of them. However, you're a scared little bitch and won't go consciously be less autistic. You're so fucking weak and vulnerable it's like you inject yourself with autism everyday when you could be aspiring to be a Gangsta autistic like Bill Gates or Elon Musk or an autistic Gangsta like Vladamir Putin or yours truly. Instead you're too scared to do anything and feel resigned to your own faggotry because you're within a standard deviation of a little girl.
tl dr: your autism is basically based on your base insecurities/vulnerabilities so punch the floor until your knuckles and soul harden then go into the world with unbreakable bones and a quadratic IQ instead of a linear one and an endosperm made of jelly you little bitch
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Flowerz on November 13, 2014, 12:17:03 am
When the psychiatrist discharged me today they Dxd OCD and delusions, they also gave my dad a paper with a number on it to have a full neuropsych in an autism place. I asked the doctor if he's saying I'm autistic, but he said "you seem to have problems that stem from a neurological basis related to OCD." But then he gave a referral paper to the AUTISM center. Which doesn't mean I have it, it just means they're saying I should get an interview for it.
So do I have burgers and fries? I'm well aware that I'm a weirdo/asshole/loser/etc but I don't think I'm genuinely unable to pick up on social cues, I think in some cases I just don't care enough/MAD, but he pointed out my fingernails are dirty as one example and I have no idea how much than that I'm unaware of. Every time I go to the doctor they slap on a different label. I've gone though ODD, OCD, CD, SUD, BP-I, MD-NOS, aspergers, ADHD, anxiety disorder, depression. I have no idea how many of these are even applicable from a doctor that hardly knows me.
But tl;dr I think I sound less autistic than 99.999999 of this forum, which is also my IQ percentile
For the last time, yes! Good god, you and that dude on zoklet who looked like jesus, I forget his name, should be the poster boys for autistic idiots. You are the literal definition of aspergers. Probably in combination with brain damage and other mental problems for which a psychiatrist should most certainly be consulted.
Also, you do not sound less autistic than most people on this forum. Even in comparison to the ones who also clearly have autism. I don't know why you seem to think you're so smart, but bluntly put, you are not. Like... at all. Autism aside. You display no signs of a possessing significant intelligence. In any capacity. You should tell me where you took your IQ test so I can berate their methodology. Sorry to break it to you, for the 19th time, but you are not intelligence, and are indeed autistic. That is why you are pretty much destined to live a pathetic lifestyle. A lifestyle, I might add, that is made more pathetic, by your retarded delusions of grandeur, intelligence and worth. Accept who you are, become a janitor and an alcoholic, like everyone else in your position and shut the fuck up about how smart you are, you autistic fucking retard.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 12:22:37 am
that dude on zoklet who looked like jesus, I forget his name
bradley b
he goes by the username 'RisiR' here
Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.
e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Arnox on November 13, 2014, 12:28:44 am
Actually, as some people here already know, I do have legit 'burgers.
If anyone's gonna get called autistic around here, it's gonna be me.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 12:29:14 am
Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.
e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.
ah, must have been before my time
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Flowerz on November 13, 2014, 12:51:43 am
Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.
e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.
moonmeister?
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Flowerz on November 13, 2014, 01:50:42 am
Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.
e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.
moonmeister?
Ohhh, it was lunes. Or something like that.
Btw does anyone have an archive of zoklet??
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: John Smith on November 13, 2014, 03:25:11 am
that dude on zoklet who looked like jesus, I forget his name
Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.
e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.
Yeah, it was Lunes: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:dQL3wHO4smYJ:zoklet.net/bbs/archive/index.php/t-285425.html&strip=1
Revolting character, utterly repulsive.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: victimthrax on November 13, 2014, 03:32:13 am
I thought he was hilarious and played him at chess where I beat him and he's definitely pretty autistic. He went on about his long greasy hair for a while and it was pretty funny. I googled "mooncanvas" before and he definitely used that name on autism forums as well and posted a bunch of videos of himself claiming to not be the person in the video. He was one of the funniest people on zoklet on a post per post basis. Most of his posts were hilariously autistic plus the video of his stepmom Jane defending him from the cops while he's stuttering in a monotone behind the camera, that was pretty fucking funny
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 03:33:49 am
I thought he was hilarious and played him at chess where I beat him and he's definitely pretty autistic. He went on about his long greasy hair for a while and it was pretty funny. I googled "mooncanvas" before and he definitely used that name on autism forums as well and posted a bunch of videos of himself claiming to not be the person in the video. He was one of the funniest people on zoklet on a post per post basis. Most of his posts were hilariously autistic plus the video of his stepmom Jane defending him from the cops while he's stuttering in a monotone behind the camera, that was pretty fucking funny
Yeah his videos were gold. They have been taken down now though.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 14, 2014, 09:25:57 am
ITT: Sploo asks obvious question and Arnox outs himself having ass burgs
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: John Smith on November 14, 2014, 10:50:52 pm
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The prevalence of depression and autism in any age group is yet to be conclusively established. Some commentators have estimated the figure as high as 65%12 although 5-34% is a more accepted range8(p.105). This sizable variation is likely due to the dramatic differences in methodology; study setting, sample size, diagnostic criteria, sampling techniques and study period.
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A systematic review of the literature identified 31 studies involving 2,121 young people (aged <18 years) with ASD, and where the presence of anxiety disorder was assessed using standardized questionnaires or diagnostic interviews. Across studies, 39.6% of young people with ASD had at least one comorbid DSM-IV anxiety disorder, the most frequent being specific phobia (29.8%) followed by OCD (17.4%) and social anxiety disorder (16.6%).
Suicide.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: mashleshmash on November 14, 2014, 11:02:52 pm
I thought he was hilarious and played him at chess where I beat him and he's definitely pretty autistic. He went on about his long greasy hair for a while and it was pretty funny. I googled "mooncanvas" before and he definitely used that name on autism forums as well and posted a bunch of videos of himself claiming to not be the person in the video. He was one of the funniest people on zoklet on a post per post basis. Most of his posts were hilariously autistic plus the video of his stepmom Jane defending him from the cops while he's stuttering in a monotone behind the camera, that was pretty fucking funny
Lunes was a great poster.
Title: Re: Do I have autism???
Post by: Bewbees on November 14, 2014, 11:10:10 pm