Do I have autism???

[mashleshmash]

[Σ]

That kid still looks 7 lol.

[mashleshmash]

lol that's because it's a picture of him around that age.

[starvingniglet]

the f.weedicus picture of sploo already has the rainbow background etc.

[joe camel]

Getting ready to suck some dick for thanks?!

[mashleshmash]

Yeah I sucked his dick in the closet

[constantinople]

It's fun to watch schplew grapple for a sense of identity in this post-modern hell-hole.

I don't see how you can make fun of anyone else for being an autist, when this is literally you:

Bro is that really u

Oh yeah.

[splooge gook]

Do you have a fedora too?

[victimthrax]

I doubt you have autism, I mean, it could be possible, I've never met you and that's really the best way of telling whether someone's autistic or not

I'd hypothesize your problem, as I told you a billion times since basically fresh outta rehab/prison/whatever is that you're vulnerable, young and impressionable to an extent where it impedes your development. You live in wondertown and are so vulnerable you're afraid to let externalities affect you because you know they will. I don't want to include much about myself in this even though it's hard not to even though I'm literally Danial Day Lewis.

 Point is, you let retarded fucking "specialists" tell you about yourself because you think their goofy fucking opinion has any more merit than the jew you buy your fake jew weed (jew fake weed?) from at the corner store. They are both 100% subjective and hold no more weight than anyone else you know in passing (which isn't many because you're too vulnerable to venture outside your parents semi finished basement). You try to develop yourself internally to make up for the external factors that affect most youth and eventually define parts of them. However, you're a scared little bitch and won't go consciously be less autistic. You're so fucking weak and vulnerable it's like you inject yourself with autism everyday when you could be aspiring to be a Gangsta autistic like Bill Gates or Elon Musk or an autistic Gangsta like Vladamir Putin or yours truly. Instead you're too scared to do anything and feel resigned to your own faggotry because you're within a standard deviation of a little girl.

 tl dr: your autism is basically based on your base insecurities/vulnerabilities so punch the floor until your knuckles and soul harden then go into the world with unbreakable bones and a quadratic IQ instead of a linear one and an endosperm made of jelly you little bitch

[Flowerz]

When the psychiatrist discharged me today they Dxd OCD and delusions, they also gave my dad a paper with a number on it to have a full neuropsych in an autism place. I asked the doctor if he's saying I'm autistic, but he said "you seem to have problems that stem from a neurological basis related to OCD." But then he gave a referral paper to the AUTISM center. Which doesn't mean I have it, it just means they're saying I should get an interview for it.

So do I have burgers and fries? I'm well aware that I'm a weirdo/asshole/loser/etc but I don't think I'm genuinely unable to pick up on social cues, I think in some cases I just don't care enough/MAD, but he pointed out my fingernails are dirty as one example and I have no idea how much than that I'm unaware of. Every time I go to the doctor they slap on a different label. I've gone though ODD, OCD, CD, SUD, BP-I, MD-NOS, aspergers, ADHD, anxiety disorder, depression. I have no idea how many of these are even applicable from a doctor that hardly knows me.

But tl;dr I think I sound less autistic than 99.999999 of this forum, which is also my IQ percentile

For the last time, yes! Good god, you and that dude on zoklet who looked like jesus, I forget his name, should be the poster boys for autistic idiots. You are the literal definition of aspergers. Probably in combination with brain damage and other mental problems for which a psychiatrist should most certainly be consulted. 

Also, you do not sound less autistic than most people on this forum. Even in comparison to the ones who also clearly have autism. I don't know why you seem to think you're so smart, but bluntly put, you are not. Like... at all. Autism aside. You display no signs of a possessing significant intelligence. In any capacity. You should tell me where you took your IQ test so I can berate their methodology. Sorry to break it to you, for the 19th time, but you are not intelligence, and are indeed autistic. That is why you are pretty much destined to live a pathetic lifestyle. A lifestyle, I might add, that is made more pathetic, by your retarded delusions of grandeur, intelligence and worth. Accept who you are, become a janitor and an alcoholic, like everyone else in your position and shut the fuck up about how smart you are, you autistic fucking retard.

[starvingniglet]

that dude on zoklet who looked like jesus, I forget his name

bradley b

he goes by the username 'RisiR' here

[Flowerz]

that dude on zoklet who looked like jesus, I forget his name

bradley b

he goes by the username 'RisiR' here

Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.

e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.

[Arnox]

Actually, as some people here already know, I do have legit 'burgers.

If anyone's gonna get called autistic around here, it's gonna be me.

[starvingniglet]

Nah it wasn't him, it was someone else. Fuck, its killing me. He was seriously autistic. Funny that there were multiple people on zoklet who looked like jesus though.

e: It was moon or mooons or something. He had a bunch of videos on youtube. Pure autism. And hilarious. Someone should post them.

ah, must have been before my time

[Flowerz]

Actually, as some people here already know, I do have legit 'burgers.

If anyone's gonna get called autistic around here, it's gonna be me.

See sploo? You seem to be about 10,000 times more autistic than arnox, and he apparently has the burgers.