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Title: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 01, 2014, 11:00:08 pm
and he doesn't seem to get the message that I'm straight.

even though I've explicitly stated "I am straight" he cites that I've posted the pink floyd "rainbow" and a picture 3 years ago about equality, that makes me gay.

he goes to my college but lives about 15 miles away.

how do I troll this fool for profit/lulz?

inb4 "suck dick for money"
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 01, 2014, 11:10:30 pm
Obviously you could tell him you want to hook up then have your buddies rob him n threaten him with violence.

Don't actually hurt the poor guy tho.  If he is that infatuated with you he deserves to be robbed.

n if that fails suk dik 4 profit
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Rocklin on November 01, 2014, 11:17:13 pm
well we could always go the way of the KGB and collect evidence on the mark.  then when you meet him you can make him do whatever you want by showing him the evidence and if he refuses send the "evidence" to friends and family.

blackmail if you will.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: equanimity on November 01, 2014, 11:24:26 pm
Tell him to take you out, on him.  Have a nice dinner at some fancy place, and order expensive drinks along with your food.  At the end of the night, if he tries to kiss you or invites you to his place, tell him you're straight and leave him there alone, poor and horny.

Don't really do that though.  So so mean :P
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 01, 2014, 11:30:17 pm
its at the rate of 2 or 3 messages a week, and far too many wink-faces for him to have not caught on. he's probably to broke and too redneck to take me out anywhere, and everyone probably knows he is gay.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 01, 2014, 11:32:59 pm
PM Arnox telling him to back off.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: equanimity on November 01, 2014, 11:36:14 pm
Gay redneck?  Wow, just let the poor guy down gently.  That's gotta be a rough life :(
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 01, 2014, 11:36:42 pm
PM Arnox telling him to back off.

not going to lie, this made me laugh.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: joe camel on November 01, 2014, 11:42:20 pm
Suck his dick. That'll teach him.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 01, 2014, 11:42:39 pm
PM Arnox telling him to back off.

not going to lie, this made me laugh.

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 01, 2014, 11:48:05 pm

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

you have a few options to pic from when picking people to make fun of on this site.

real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Rocklin on November 01, 2014, 11:50:43 pm
you could make a sex tape with some chick to show you not gay.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Σ on November 01, 2014, 11:53:10 pm

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

you have a few options to pic from when picking people to make fun of on this site.

real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.

Sue the faggot for homosexual harassment.

Or get a free dinner.

Either way you get something out of it.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 01, 2014, 11:55:19 pm

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

you have a few options to pic from when picking people to make fun of on this site.

real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.

This has blackmail written all over it.

#CashIn
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: bling bling on November 02, 2014, 12:11:06 am
i think this fat black kid is gay for me
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 02, 2014, 12:15:52 am
i think this fat black kid is gay for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCYQL8ouqw
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: bling bling on November 02, 2014, 12:28:39 am
does it count as sex if u only putted it in the belly rolls?
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: RestStop on November 02, 2014, 12:36:54 am
I had the same problem before. My girlfriend at the time had a gay brother, somehow he got a hold of her phone and pretended to be a his non existent friend offering to suck my dick and shit. I politely told him twice that I'm straight(I'm banging his sister after all) eventually I snapped and called her(my gf) and flat out told her if that gay fucker texted me again there was going to be trouble.

Problem solved. Hope this helps some how.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 02, 2014, 12:50:22 am
I had the same problem before. My girlfriend at the time had a gay brother, somehow he got a hold of her phone and pretended to be a his non existent friend offering to suck my dick and shit. I politely told him twice that I'm straight(I'm banging his sister after all) eventually I snapped and called her(my gf) and flat out told her if that gay fucker texted me again there was going to be trouble.

Problem solved. Hope this helps some how.

Should of banged his sister in front of him. Turned Him Straight
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: equanimity on November 02, 2014, 01:14:13 am
real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.

That's just depressing tbh.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: helladamnleet on November 02, 2014, 01:47:46 am
Did it EVER occur to you to block him on FB?
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 02, 2014, 02:21:32 am
Did it EVER occur to you to block him on FB?

Why would they do that when they are in the closet.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 02, 2014, 02:57:11 am
Did it EVER occur to you to block him on FB?

because there is too much lulz potential.

I might bring him to parties to get bitches (gay dude=inexplicable bitch magnet) and take them all back to my place. more for me.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: mashleshmash on November 02, 2014, 12:47:52 pm
sub
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: joe camel on November 02, 2014, 03:01:26 pm
Did you suck his dick yet?
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Internet-Weed-Dude on November 02, 2014, 04:05:10 pm
Gain;

1) Invite him over and when he gets there let him know you're thinking of re-doing the interior based on what you already have. Ask for help under the premise that you might be heteroflexable.

2) Download a keylogger online and have it running in the background on your computer. Once you've done this invite him over on a Sunday evening. Tell him you need to ask your "ex" for the name of this restaurant you two used to go to that has really good crystal meth/ (MDMA/stylish clothing/etc.) hookups that hang out near it so you can call them to find out if they're open. He unfortunately changed his number so you have to facebook him. Turns out after your last fight he blocked you so you're wondering if you could facebook him from his account. You're like 90% likely that he'll accept.

Go out to dinner and make it fucking nice. Take him back to your house... Saying you like to wait for second dates to get physical but you had a great time.

Open your hidden keylogger and look for any "@hotmail.com" kind of variants. Underneath will be his facebook password.

Go on his facebook and click on "Private messages."

Stop talking to him completely for as long as it takes for him to start talking to other people about what he's upset about. He will eventually imply that you're gay or say it straight up "He said we were dating!" When this happens, screenshot it. Print said screenshots.

Beat yourself up (physically/literally) until it's noticeable or pay an emo kid to cut you.

Go freaking out with the printed screenshots and acting as if your date never happened. Blackmail him for whatever you can get or you'll sue him for character defamation, getting you beat up/hate crime (he's in the closet right) AND finding every person he's close to that doesn't know he's gay and showing them the printed convo he had with w/e trusted person.

Lulz

1)Send yourself a message from his facebook saying "Just thought I'd better tell you, I'm positive. "

respond from your own account disgusted and not talk to him again.

2) Change his facebook status to "Interested In: Men" then click "Like" on it.

Go back to your own account and comment "omg I didn't think you'd do it. holy shit. I'm proud of you man. so what did your Dad say?"

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I'm not being serious. It is quite obvious to anyone that isn't "limited" in perceptive ability that YOU are gay/bi/lesbian/transgender AND INSECURE ABOUT IT.

And... On top of that... You're a dick and if you're serious you should go fuck/suck/insert foreign objects into/etc. yourself.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: joe camel on November 02, 2014, 04:55:17 pm
Gain;

1) Invite him over and when he gets there let him know you're thinking of re-doing the interior based on what you already have. Ask for help under the premise that you might be heteroflexable.

2) Download a keylogger online and have it running in the background on your computer. Once you've done this invite him over on a Sunday evening. Tell him you need to ask your "ex" for the name of this restaurant you two used to go to that has really good crystal meth/ (MDMA/stylish clothing/etc.) hookups that hang out near it so you can call them to find out if they're open. He unfortunately changed his number so you have to facebook him. Turns out after your last fight he blocked you so you're wondering if you could facebook him from his account. You're like 90% likely that he'll accept.

Go out to dinner and make it fucking nice. Take him back to your house... Saying you like to wait for second dates to get physical but you had a great time.

Open your hidden keylogger and look for any "@hotmail.com" kind of variants. Underneath will be his facebook password.

Go on his facebook and click on "Private messages."

Stop talking to him completely for as long as it takes for him to start talking to other people about what he's upset about. He will eventually imply that you're gay or say it straight up "He said we were dating!" When this happens, screenshot it. Print said screenshots.

Beat yourself up (physically/literally) until it's noticeable or pay an emo kid to cut you.

Go freaking out with the printed screenshots and acting as if your date never happened. Blackmail him for whatever you can get or you'll sue him for character defamation, getting you beat up/hate crime (he's in the closet right) AND finding every person he's close to that doesn't know he's gay and showing them the printed convo he had with w/e trusted person.

Lulz

1)Send yourself a message from his facebook saying "Just thought I'd better tell you, I'm positive. "

respond from your own account disgusted and not talk to him again.

2) Change his facebook status to "Interested In: Men" then click "Like" on it.

Go back to your own account and comment "omg I didn't think you'd do it. holy shit. I'm proud of you man. so what did your Dad say?"

---------

I'm not being serious. It is quite obvious to anyone that isn't "limited" in perceptive ability that YOU are gay/bi/lesbian/transgender AND INSECURE ABOUT IT.

And... On top of that... You're a dick and if you're serious you should go fuck/suck/insert foreign objects into/etc. yourself.

Gold.
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 02, 2014, 08:44:14 pm
Gain;

1) Invite him over and when he gets there let him know you're thinking of re-doing the interior based on what you already have. Ask for help under the premise that you might be heteroflexable.

2) Download a keylogger online and have it running in the background on your computer. Once you've done this invite him over on a Sunday evening. Tell him you need to ask your "ex" for the name of this restaurant you two used to go to that has really good crystal meth/ (MDMA/stylish clothing/etc.) hookups that hang out near it so you can call them to find out if they're open. He unfortunately changed his number so you have to facebook him. Turns out after your last fight he blocked you so you're wondering if you could facebook him from his account. You're like 90% likely that he'll accept.

Go out to dinner and make it fucking nice. Take him back to your house... Saying you like to wait for second dates to get physical but you had a great time.

Open your hidden keylogger and look for any "@hotmail.com" kind of variants. Underneath will be his facebook password.

Go on his facebook and click on "Private messages."

Stop talking to him completely for as long as it takes for him to start talking to other people about what he's upset about. He will eventually imply that you're gay or say it straight up "He said we were dating!" When this happens, screenshot it. Print said screenshots.

Beat yourself up (physically/literally) until it's noticeable or pay an emo kid to cut you.

Go freaking out with the printed screenshots and acting as if your date never happened. Blackmail him for whatever you can get or you'll sue him for character defamation, getting you beat up/hate crime (he's in the closet right) AND finding every person he's close to that doesn't know he's gay and showing them the printed convo he had with w/e trusted person.

Lulz

1)Send yourself a message from his facebook saying "Just thought I'd better tell you, I'm positive. "

respond from your own account disgusted and not talk to him again.

2) Change his facebook status to "Interested In: Men" then click "Like" on it.

Go back to your own account and comment "omg I didn't think you'd do it. holy shit. I'm proud of you man. so what did your Dad say?"

---------

I'm not being serious. It is quite obvious to anyone that isn't "limited" in perceptive ability that YOU are gay/bi/lesbian/transgender AND INSECURE ABOUT IT.

And... On top of that... You're a dick and if you're serious you should go fuck/suck/insert foreign objects into/etc. yourself.

genius.

(http://i.imgur.com/qHF2MXw.png)

I might just use him to get free shit at the sex store and use it with girls lmao
Title: Re: Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook
Post by: Michael Myers on November 04, 2014, 12:16:27 am
Eat out asshole for money.