Gay kid keeps messaging me on facebook

[MoaningLisa]

and he doesn't seem to get the message that I'm straight.

even though I've explicitly stated "I am straight" he cites that I've posted the pink floyd "rainbow" and a picture 3 years ago about equality, that makes me gay.

he goes to my college but lives about 15 miles away.

how do I troll this fool for profit/lulz?

inb4 "suck dick for money"

[Umbrella Corp]

Obviously you could tell him you want to hook up then have your buddies rob him n threaten him with violence.

Don't actually hurt the poor guy tho.  If he is that infatuated with you he deserves to be robbed.

n if that fails suk dik 4 profit

[Rocklin]

well we could always go the way of the KGB and collect evidence on the mark.  then when you meet him you can make him do whatever you want by showing him the evidence and if he refuses send the "evidence" to friends and family.

blackmail if you will.

[equanimity]

Tell him to take you out, on him.  Have a nice dinner at some fancy place, and order expensive drinks along with your food.  At the end of the night, if he tries to kiss you or invites you to his place, tell him you're straight and leave him there alone, poor and horny.

Don't really do that though.  So so mean

[MoaningLisa]

its at the rate of 2 or 3 messages a week, and far too many wink-faces for him to have not caught on. he's probably to broke and too redneck to take me out anywhere, and everyone probably knows he is gay.

[Suicidal Fish]

PM Arnox telling him to back off.

[equanimity]

Gay redneck?  Wow, just let the poor guy down gently.  That's gotta be a rough life

[MoaningLisa]

PM Arnox telling him to back off.

not going to lie, this made me laugh.

[joe camel]

Suck his dick. That'll teach him.

[Suicidal Fish]

PM Arnox telling him to back off.

not going to lie, this made me laugh.

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

[MoaningLisa]

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

you have a few options to pic from when picking people to make fun of on this site.

real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.

[Rocklin]

you could make a sex tape with some chick to show you not gay.

[Σ]

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

you have a few options to pic from when picking people to make fun of on this site.

real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.

Sue the faggot for homosexual harassment.

Or get a free dinner.

Either way you get something out of it.

[Suicidal Fish]

It took me about 20 mins to decide what name I should use.

So I just went with Arnox.

you have a few options to pic from when picking people to make fun of on this site.

real talk though, I might tell him to send me lingerie pics/crossdress and get my phone "stolen" and have the pics surface. the program he's in will definitely get his ass kicked for being gay.

but then again idk if I want him to get his ass kicked for being gay...he's just stupid.

This has blackmail written all over it.

#CashIn

[bling bling]

i think this fat black kid is gay for me