Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: baby raper on October 29, 2014, 05:04:26 am
Title: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: baby raper on October 29, 2014, 05:04:26 am
Id go to a gun fight with a bag of skittles
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: bling bling on October 29, 2014, 05:22:30 am
cut off all my skin
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Post by: aldra on October 29, 2014, 05:51:22 am
scrub relentlessly like a rape victim
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Post by: Rook on October 29, 2014, 06:01:11 am
Eh I'd probably be pretty chill about it.. maybe go buy a pack of menthol's, a pair of vintage air jordans, make a rap video, and go pick up some white chicks.. Smoke a blunt with my homie and follow it up with purple haze zig-zag.. wash it all down with a can of grape soda.
Haha, that all sounds terribly racist.. Nah, as long as all my clothes still fit I'd be fine.. just continue working on my farm everyday as usual........... <--- errrr
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 11:44:43 am
Swim around in a bathtub full of straight chlorine until I turned back white
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 29, 2014, 01:12:56 pm
Idk what do black people do when they wake up?
Idk. No fucking clue. I'd probably eat a bowl of cereal and then put the bowl in my lower lip for safe keeping.
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Post by: Prometheus on October 29, 2014, 01:28:52 pm
Tell ladies about my enormous dick.
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 01:35:29 pm
But by the time they find that out, it's too late.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 29, 2014, 03:16:53 pm
When I was a young kid my mom solemly sat me down and told me about a movie called 'the watermelon man', and then we watched it together. It was supposed to teach me about prejudice or something, but the message I got from the movie was that it sucked to be a nigger, and to thank god everyday that I was born white.
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 03:49:24 pm
Become the sole provider for my family, get a job, etc
Black people don't do that sort of thing. The only way they make money is if its given to them or they steal it
they sell drugs. N don't tell me they don't do that caz you name a drug and I'll show you a black guy that sells it.
you may add 'or do something illegal' to the list
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Post by: mizled on October 29, 2014, 08:39:41 pm
Sign up for food stamps, then I'd bleach my skin like Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: easyscooby on October 29, 2014, 08:42:36 pm
steal a pair of air jordans
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Post by: Xlite on October 29, 2014, 08:45:10 pm
I guess i'd hit up the nearest KFC and afterwards i'd probably kill some people and rape some white women. Cops would then arrive to arrest me. I would surrender, go to jail, get probation, repeat.
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Post by: RustyShackleford on October 29, 2014, 08:47:10 pm
Nothing. Haha get it? get it?
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 30, 2014, 12:28:27 am
Steal a watermelon. cut out the the middle man.
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Post by: Prometheus on October 30, 2014, 12:35:08 am
Go to Rosco's Chicken and Waffles without feeling self-conscious.
Or, here's irony, be able to pass through Detroit without catching crap for the color of my skin.
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Post by: Arnox on October 30, 2014, 12:40:27 am
Tell my black friend and have a laugh with him about it.
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Enter on October 30, 2014, 12:54:02 am
On that note...if anyone ever wishes to suicide themselves and needs help, I would be happy to assist
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Internet-Weed-Dude on November 01, 2014, 04:48:52 am
Figure out what the hell had gotten all over my skin in my sleep. Make sure it's nothing harmful at a hospital if I could not determine what it was. Take a bath with epsom salts in it while listening to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Proceed to drain the bath while switching from bath to warm shower... proceed to (as quickly as possible) turn the taps so the water becomes cold enough to shock me. Turn the taps back to warm/hot resulting water after ~2 minutes of the cold water being on... stay in the warm water for ~5 minutes and then repeat the same cold/warm process with identical times spent in such as the initial ~40%->~60% of the go-around. Get out. Get dressed. Shake my hair until it's half dry or at least not dripping.
And be all like "Yeeeeah".
Smoke some rock crystalized dextromethamphetamines.
Go on "IntoSanctuary"
Click "Half baked"
Look at the options I have surrounding potential threads to click on for potential but not guaranteed amusement...
Choose "if you woke up black what would you do" under the assumption that most of the users would make cliche, follower, hurtful, racist comments towards potentially x number of african ******an people that aren't "niggers" in an attempt to gain serenity by allowing themselves the opportunity to think while they go to sleep at night "Hey... I made a difference in my life today in that one thread. I did something that wasn't a complete waste of time except for potentially masochistic WTF's with an ASCII sub-fetish. Tomorrow, I'm going to go up to someone and be like "Hey look at me, I'm a LAMBO! VROOM VROOM VROOM!" and since everyone likes that car and the media covered that story about how Justin Bieber borrowed one and has a hot girlfriend maybe I will get to have the media cover me seeing Justin Bieber doing stuff"
Hit "Reply"
Click on the white rectangle with the flashing line until the flashing line comes. (That's what she said! hahaha ok well kind of)
Put;
"Figure out what the hell had gotten all over my skin in my sleep. Make sure it's nothing harmful at a hospital if I could not determine what it was. Take a bath with epsom salts in it while listening to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Proceed to drain the bath while switching from bath to warm shower... proceed to (as quickly as possible) turn the taps so the water becomes cold enough to shock me. Turn the taps back to warm/hot resulting water after ~2 minutes of the cold water being on... stay in the warm water for ~5 minutes and then repeat the same cold/warm process with identical times spent in such as the initial ~40%->~60% of the go-around. Get out. Get dressed. Shake my hair until it's half dry or at least not dripping.
And be all like "Yeeeeah".
Smoke some rock crystalized dextromethamphetamines.
Go on "IntoSanctuary"
Click "Half baked"
Look at the options I have surrounding potential threads to click on for potential but not guaranteed amusement...
Choose "if you woke up black what would you do" under the assumption that most of the users would make cliche, follower, hurtful, racist comments towards potentially x number of african ******an people that aren't "niggers" in an attempt to gain serenity by allowing themselves the opportunity to think while they go to sleep at night "Hey... I made a difference in my life today in that one thread. I did something that wasn't a complete waste of time except for potentially masochistic WTF's with an ASCII sub-fetish. Tomorrow, I'm going to go up to someone and be like "Hey look at me, I'm a LAMBO! VROOM VROOM VROOM!" and since everyone likes that car and the media covered that story about how Justin Bieber borrowed one and has a hot girlfriend maybe I will get to have the media cover me seeing Justin Bieber doing stuff"
Hit "Reply"
Click on the white rectangle with the flashing line until the flashing line comes. (That's what she said! hahaha ok well kind of) "
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo End!!! (So I don't get banned for page stretching even though every word is platinumen. Except "platinumen."
Oh well... 99.7% aint bad...
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: mizled on November 01, 2014, 10:09:06 pm
I suppose that I'd get jiggy with it.
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Zero on November 02, 2014, 02:12:20 pm
Figure out what the hell had gotten all over my skin in my sleep. Make sure it's nothing harmful at a hospital if I could not determine what it was. Take a bath with epsom salts in it while listening to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Proceed to drain the bath while switching from bath to warm shower... proceed to (as quickly as possible) turn the taps so the water becomes cold enough to shock me. Turn the taps back to warm/hot resulting water after ~2 minutes of the cold water being on... stay in the warm water for ~5 minutes and then repeat the same cold/warm process with identical times spent in such as the initial ~40%->~60% of the go-around. Get out. Get dressed. Shake my hair until it's half dry or at least not dripping.
And be all like "Yeeeeah".
Smoke some rock crystalized dextromethamphetamines.
Go on "IntoSanctuary"
Click "Half baked"
Look at the options I have surrounding potential threads to click on for potential but not guaranteed amusement...
Choose "if you woke up black what would you do" under the assumption that most of the users would make cliche, follower, hurtful, racist comments towards potentially x number of african ******an people that aren't "niggers" in an attempt to gain serenity by allowing themselves the opportunity to think while they go to sleep at night "Hey... I made a difference in my life today in that one thread. I did something that wasn't a complete waste of time except for potentially masochistic WTF's with an ASCII sub-fetish. Tomorrow, I'm going to go up to someone and be like "Hey look at me, I'm a LAMBO! VROOM VROOM VROOM!" and since everyone likes that car and the media covered that story about how Justin Bieber borrowed one and has a hot girlfriend maybe I will get to have the media cover me seeing Justin Bieber doing stuff"
Hit "Reply"
Click on the white rectangle with the flashing line until the flashing line comes. (That's what she said! hahaha ok well kind of)
Put;
"Figure out what the hell had gotten all over my skin in my sleep. Make sure it's nothing harmful at a hospital if I could not determine what it was. Take a bath with epsom salts in it while listening to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Proceed to drain the bath while switching from bath to warm shower... proceed to (as quickly as possible) turn the taps so the water becomes cold enough to shock me. Turn the taps back to warm/hot resulting water after ~2 minutes of the cold water being on... stay in the warm water for ~5 minutes and then repeat the same cold/warm process with identical times spent in such as the initial ~40%->~60% of the go-around. Get out. Get dressed. Shake my hair until it's half dry or at least not dripping.
And be all like "Yeeeeah".
Smoke some rock crystalized dextromethamphetamines.
Go on "IntoSanctuary"
Click "Half baked"
Look at the options I have surrounding potential threads to click on for potential but not guaranteed amusement...
Choose "if you woke up black what would you do" under the assumption that most of the users would make cliche, follower, hurtful, racist comments towards potentially x number of african ******an people that aren't "niggers" in an attempt to gain serenity by allowing themselves the opportunity to think while they go to sleep at night "Hey... I made a difference in my life today in that one thread. I did something that wasn't a complete waste of time except for potentially masochistic WTF's with an ASCII sub-fetish. Tomorrow, I'm going to go up to someone and be like "Hey look at me, I'm a LAMBO! VROOM VROOM VROOM!" and since everyone likes that car and the media covered that story about how Justin Bieber borrowed one and has a hot girlfriend maybe I will get to have the media cover me seeing Justin Bieber doing stuff"
Hit "Reply"
Click on the white rectangle with the flashing line until the flashing line comes. (That's what she said! hahaha ok well kind of) "
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo End!!! (So I don't get banned for page stretching even though every word is platinumen. Except "platinumen."
Oh well... 99.7% aint bad...
Meth...lots of.
Didn't read
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: stentor on November 02, 2014, 03:13:37 pm
he would be one of the few nigs to choose meff over the crack
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 03, 2014, 09:43:27 am
I had an actual fucking seizure while reading this thread.
I would probably.... Pray to white man for letting the sun come up.
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 03, 2014, 10:24:58 am
Drive around, window down, and shout 'I am your father!' to random poor-looking black kids on the street, whilst throwing candy at them, then accelerate away.
Title: Re: if you woke up black what would you do.
Post by: Evan on November 03, 2014, 05:46:38 pm
Shoot massa than become quick-draw cracker-killing superhero.
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Post by: bling bling on November 03, 2014, 05:58:41 pm