if you woke up black what would you do.

[Umbrella Corp]

Become the sole provider for my family, get a job, etc

Black people don't do that sort of thing.  The only way they make money is if its given to them or they steal it

they sell drugs.  N don't tell me they don't do that caz you name a drug and I'll show you a black guy that sells it.

[Infinityshock]

Become the sole provider for my family, get a job, etc

Black people don't do that sort of thing.  The only way they make money is if its given to them or they steal it

they sell drugs.  N don't tell me they don't do that caz you name a drug and I'll show you a black guy that sells it.

you may add 'or do something illegal' to the list

[mizled]

Sign up for food stamps, then I'd bleach my skin like Michael Jackson.

[easyscooby]

steal a pair of air jordans

[Xlite]

I guess i'd hit up the nearest KFC and afterwards i'd probably kill some people and rape some white women.
Cops would then arrive to arrest me.  I would surrender, go to jail, get probation, repeat.

[RustyShackleford]

Nothing. Haha get it? get it?

[Umbrella Corp]

Steal a watermelon.  cut out the the middle man.

[Prometheus]

Go to Rosco's Chicken and Waffles without feeling self-conscious.

Or, here's irony, be able to pass through Detroit without catching crap for the color of my skin.

[Arnox]

Tell my black friend and have a laugh with him about it.

[Enter]

Tell my black friend and have a laugh with him about it.

You're so fucking boring.

[equanimity]

Get on youtube and begin the long process of learning how to manage my hair.

[Zero]

Wake up and blast myself.

[Infinityshock]

Wake up and blast myself.

On that note...if anyone ever wishes to suicide themselves and needs help, I would be happy to assist

[Internet-Weed-Dude]

Figure out what the hell had gotten all over my skin in my sleep. Make sure it's nothing harmful at a hospital if I could not determine what it was. Take a bath with epsom salts in it while listening to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Proceed to drain the bath while switching from bath to warm shower... proceed to (as quickly as possible) turn the taps so the water becomes cold enough to shock me. Turn the taps back to warm/hot resulting water after ~2 minutes of the cold water being on... stay in the warm water for ~5 minutes and then repeat the same cold/warm process with identical times spent in such as the initial ~40%->~60% of the go-around. Get out. Get dressed. Shake my hair until it's half dry or at least not dripping.

And be all like "Yeeeeah".

Smoke some rock crystalized dextromethamphetamines.

Go on "IntoSanctuary"

Click "Half baked"

Look at the options I have surrounding potential threads to click on for potential but not guaranteed amusement...

Choose "if you woke up black what would you do" under the assumption that most of the users would make cliche, follower, hurtful, racist comments towards potentially x number of african ******an people that aren't "niggers" in an attempt to gain serenity by allowing themselves the opportunity to think while they go to sleep at night "Hey... I made a difference in my life today in that one thread. I did something that wasn't a complete waste of time except for potentially masochistic WTF's with an ASCII sub-fetish. Tomorrow, I'm going to go up to someone and be like "Hey look at me, I'm a LAMBO! VROOM VROOM VROOM!" and since everyone likes that car and the media covered that story about how Justin Bieber borrowed one and has a hot girlfriend maybe I will get to have the media cover me seeing Justin Bieber doing stuff"

Hit "Reply"

Click on the white rectangle with the flashing line until the flashing line comes. (That's what she said! hahaha ok well kind of)

Put;

"Figure out what the hell had gotten all over my skin in my sleep. Make sure it's nothing harmful at a hospital if I could not determine what it was. Take a bath with epsom salts in it while listening to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Proceed to drain the bath while switching from bath to warm shower... proceed to (as quickly as possible) turn the taps so the water becomes cold enough to shock me. Turn the taps back to warm/hot resulting water after ~2 minutes of the cold water being on... stay in the warm water for ~5 minutes and then repeat the same cold/warm process with identical times spent in such as the initial ~40%->~60% of the go-around. Get out. Get dressed. Shake my hair until it's half dry or at least not dripping.

And be all like "Yeeeeah".

Smoke some rock crystalized dextromethamphetamines.

Go on "IntoSanctuary"

Click "Half baked"

Look at the options I have surrounding potential threads to click on for potential but not guaranteed amusement...

Choose "if you woke up black what would you do" under the assumption that most of the users would make cliche, follower, hurtful, racist comments towards potentially x number of african ******an people that aren't "niggers" in an attempt to gain serenity by allowing themselves the opportunity to think while they go to sleep at night "Hey... I made a difference in my life today in that one thread. I did something that wasn't a complete waste of time except for potentially masochistic WTF's with an ASCII sub-fetish. Tomorrow, I'm going to go up to someone and be like "Hey look at me, I'm a LAMBO! VROOM VROOM VROOM!" and since everyone likes that car and the media covered that story about how Justin Bieber borrowed one and has a hot girlfriend maybe I will get to have the media cover me seeing Justin Bieber doing stuff"

Hit "Reply"

Click on the white rectangle with the flashing line until the flashing line comes. (That's what she said! hahaha ok well kind of) "

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo End!!! (So I don't get banned for page stretching even though every word is platinumen. Except "platinumen."

Oh well... 99.7% aint bad...

[mizled]

I suppose that I'd get jiggy with it.