if you woke up black what would you do.

[baby raper]

Id go to a gun fight with a bag of skittles

[bling bling]

cut off all my skin

[aldra]

scrub relentlessly like a rape victim

[Rook]

Eh I'd probably be pretty chill about it.. maybe go buy a pack of menthol's, a pair of vintage air jordans, make a rap video, and go pick up some white chicks.. Smoke a blunt with my homie and follow it up with purple haze zig-zag.. wash it all down with a can of grape soda.

Haha, that all sounds terribly racist.. Nah, as long as all my clothes still fit I'd be fine.. just continue working on my farm everyday as usual........... <--- errrr

[Infinityshock]

Swim around in a bathtub full of straight chlorine until I turned back white

[Umbrella Corp]

Idk what do black people do when they wake up?

Idk.  No fucking clue.  I'd probably eat a bowl of cereal and then put the bowl in my lower lip for safe keeping.

[Prometheus]

Tell ladies about my enormous dick.

[Infinityshock]

Tell ladies about my enormous dick.

Myth

[Nigger Nostrils]

Sit in the car in the garage with the ignition running

[stentor]

Become the sole provider for my family, get a job, etc

[Infinityshock]

Become the sole provider for my family, get a job, etc

Black people don't do that sort of thing.  The only way they make money is if its given to them or they steal it

[Prometheus]

Tell ladies about my enormous dick.

Myth

But by the time they find that out, it's too late.

[starvingniglet]

When I was a young kid my mom solemly sat me down and told me about a movie called 'the watermelon man', and then we watched it together.  It was supposed to teach me about prejudice or something, but the message I got from the movie was that it sucked to be a nigger, and to thank god everyday that I was born white.

[Infinityshock]

Tell ladies about my enormous dick.

Myth

But by the time they find that out, it's too late.

I'm curious how the stereotype started and who was foolish enough to admit they fucked a nigger

[slicknickns]

Change my name to Muhammad