The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Tokolosh on October 17, 2014, 02:35:43 pm
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http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-rise-and-fall-of-zoklet-the-forum-of-bad-ideas
The schisms and purges led to several new sites, including Totse.info, Totse2 and Totseans (still active, and of which Dfg is owner/admin). "It was a clusterfuck, to be honest," said Dfg. "The same users going around creating drama." New sites Sanctuary and LongLiveZoklet now compete to rally the community Zoklet left behind.
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fuck vice fucking hipster faggot retards
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Heh this was me:
"Until you step back and realize you're reading a board called Bad Ideas. "You are a future inmate," writes one deadpan commenter, and they might very well be correct."
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Yay my dad is famous hopefully he'll start paying child support. I won't get my hopes up though
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I bet you Daguru contacted them to make this article.
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I bet you Daguru contacted them to make this article.
Lol
Sup gollum
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Wow. I can't believe Zoklet is getting credit for TOTSE'S 20 years of service.
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I bet you Daguru contacted them to make this article.
Lol
Sup gollum
Sup zok jr, how have you been?
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OK zek, your faggotty posts about love and understanding have officially been surpassed as the gayest thing I've witnessed this week.
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Anyone else besides me think that the reason zoklet stayed up so long after closing is so that the vice people could read the articles and shit for this story?
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Yeah, fucking vice would be where a story on zoklet shows up wouldn't it. Surprised they didn't get a jab in about the pervasive racism and misogyny though.
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When I click the link I get a bunch of gibberish. Could someone copy paste the article and post it here? That would be nice.
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Oh my god, I just saw this on motheranddaughterboard and I still can't stop laughing.
Someone was literally being paid to talk to DaGuru and Dfg, two horrific and cringy losers who were banned most of the time zoklet was up. I can only imagine how much shit they said was cut out. It'd be hilarious if the DaGuru quotes had "..."'s sprinkled between them where he said ell of fuckin ell and herp derp slobber and all kinds of other shit.
I learned a lot from him saying 4 shitty years of the 5 years when a website had more than 3 people on it were it's "golden age" and Dfg admitting he should have done something better with his life.
Some nerdy "journalist" office drone was literally paid to read DaGuru posts, considered suicide and a career chnage while doing so, then got in his Prius and drove home to beat his fat wife for the first time in their relationship. DaGuru's gimmicky and cringy retardation drove him to it.
I like how I had the second last quote between me n rizzo although I don't member what alt it was with
Just had to post this because I just saw it and goddamn, a shitty article interviewing two people who didn't post or really have anything to do with zoklet besides faggotry is such a good, fitting eulogy. I was literally at a funeral today that was less appropriate than that article
Fuck, I'm still laughing at someone trying to objectively read DaGuru posts to get some background of their sources. lofukkinl
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^I don't know who you are but I like you none the less.
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the thread I made to counter the opening quote got no mention despite the assload of info it provided
fuck, I shoulda used full dick encryption
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No publicity is bad publicity. This article though really put in perspective for me though that most of zoklet was the domain of criminals and future parolees.
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekpc9B4jC1qhc7px.jpg)
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekpc9B4jC1qhc7px.jpg)
Do you even lift?
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it just occured to me that the thing in Daran's avatar doesn't actually read toblerone. What is going on? My whole world has been shaken by this revelation.
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it just occured to me that the thing in Daran's avatar doesn't actually read toblerone. What is going on? My whole world has been shaken by this revelation.
Do you even lift?
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Clearly, you guys don't even inject tren.
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>lifting
>ever
no thx, I'm just fine with being an amorphous blob of a human, thank you very much.
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This thread had a great premise and has devolved into a discussion of an unfunny picture nobody gives a fuck about
someone literally interviewed a pathetic gimmicky Ohioan pedophile with no intestinal tract and a creepy pakistani pedophile as spokemen for zoklet and incorporated them into an article chock full of nostalgia and warm fuzzies and you faggots are talking about some chink holding a piece of candy
sad
I just googled "DaGuru Ohio" to see if DaGuru posts would cross reference anywhere else and this came up
http://www.womansavers.com/forum-for-women/view-profile/21781.html
It's clearly him and now nobody can ever admit to ever posting on zoklet ever
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I can't read the article you spastic Canadian shit.
It's too advanced for my stone age internet device. Fuck you.
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Tried to copy and paste it but couldn't figure out how. True story.
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Tried to copy and paste it but couldn't figure out how. True story.
:tup:
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I'm glad to see Totse2 got a mention. However...
"New sites Sanctuary... now compete to rally the community Zoklet left behind."
The author fails to realize that Arnox was born out of Totse and Totse2, and then created the Sanctuary to keep the original spirit and legacy of totse alive (note the forum layout modeled after Totse, not Zoklet). The fact that Zoklet left behind a community happened post-establishment.
Still a well-constructed little article.
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So DaGuru, Dfg, some fag with jewpons and HandofZek are how people know about Zoklet
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/HandOfZek
Just let it join the 27 club in peace in peace like that ruggedly handsome rogue with a triple digit percentile aggregate IQ pointed out at the end of the article. I bet he literally moderated the subject of the article in question.
I was literally at a catholic funeral today and was the best looking person there. This is both true in a literal sense and a metaphor sense that can be extrpolated onto this situation. It really works on "my biceps^n" levels
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'posting
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When I was banned I went to Longlivezoklet and read their Sanctuary message and laughed. Then I listened to Sploo's new album and made this account.
Good times. :tup:
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shady users
Who could those be?
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man, why do other people even bother posting?
If nobody else posted on zoklet besides me motherwhore/vice would write bi weekly articles about it instead of just one when it dies talking to pakis and cringy pedophiles from the second dumbest state
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Whose funeral was it? Someone close?
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nah not really just sum dood my mom knows and I knowed since I was a kid. Him n his fam was pretty rich and I'd sit on his black leather couch and watch old cowboy movies while he drank whiskey and wore dress shoes and a wife beater like an Italian and would read his mad magazines when I found out what they were
no more pain
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Ok.
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nah not really just sum dood my mom knows and I knowed since I was a kid. Him n his fam was pretty rich and I'd sit on his black leather crouch and watch old cowboy movies while he drank whiskey i wore dress shoes and a wife beater like an Italian and would read his gay magazines when I found out what they were
more ass pain
Okay thennnnn!
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I saw you had like 30 something posts an hour ago and I had like half that and thought "I can surpass that quickly" and here we are
true story
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That's pretty hardcore.
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That's pretty hardcore.
Almost as hardcore as .. Never mind.
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That's pretty hardcore.
Almost as hardcore as .. Never mind.
Go fuck yourself, homo.
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I'm glad to see Totse2 got a mention. However...
"New sites Sanctuary... now compete to rally the community Zoklet left behind."
The author fails to realize that Arnox was born out of Totse and Totse2, and then created the Sanctuary to keep the original spirit and legacy of totse alive (note the forum layout modeled after Totse, not Zoklet). The fact that Zoklet left behind a community happened post-establishment.
Still a well-constructed little article.
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Also, are we competing with LLZ now? Huh. I didn't notice. Anyway, don't know what else there is to say about this site that isn't already expressed in our mission statement really.
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What mission statement ?
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What mission statement ?
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2.0
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What mission statement ?
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2.0
Where's the articles then? Totse wasn't about a BBS it was about TEXT FILES
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" long-term forum contributor DaGuru"
AHAHAHAHAHAH.
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They must have been desperate for articles that day
There is digging at the bottom of the barrel but that is pathetic
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Where's the articles then? Totse wasn't about a BBS it was about TEXT FILES
Actually it was about freedom of information and speech but yeah, text files were just a tool for the former.
Now, I feel them to be redundant as threads replace them rather nicely and are better categorized than the past totse text files and you can actually, you know, search through them for what you want AND other users can comment on threads posted of course.
The forum serves a dual purpose of providing information and discussion now.
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Dfg should have actually went on record with, "The same faggit (me) banned everyone, because I can't take it, and I'm a weak shithead who likes hiding behind a staff control panel to fight my battles for me."
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Just read the article, and wanted to clarify for the record....
I never did any interview, never been approached to do an interview, and never even heard of the website Motherboard until after reading this link. Somewhat of an interesting read, but pretty much all bullshit too considering he's making shit up and putting words in other people's mouths that they never said.
Seriously, anyone that knows my history over there...when the fuck and WHY the fuck would I have ever used the verbiage..."golden age of Zoklet"....when there never was any such thing?
Everything that author claims I said is utter and complete balderdash. >:(
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That's pretty hardcore.
Almost as hardcore as .. Never mind.
Go fuck yourself, homo.
Well THAT escalated quickly...
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Just read the article, and wanted to clarify for the record....
I never did any interview, never been approached to do an interview, and never even heard of the website Motherboard until after reading this link. Somewhat of an interesting read, but pretty much all bullshit too considering he's making shit up and putting words in other people's mouths that they never said.
Seriously, anyone that knows my history over there...when the fuck and WHY the fuck would I have ever used the verbiage..."golden age of Zoklet"....when there never was any such thing?
Everything that author claims I said is utter and complete balderdash. >:(
Sue them for impersonating you.
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Just read the article, and wanted to clarify for the record....
I never did any interview, never been approached to do an interview, and never even heard of the website Motherboard until after reading this link. Somewhat of an interesting read, but pretty much all bullshit too considering he's making shit up and putting words in other people's mouths that they never said.
Seriously, anyone that knows my history over there...when the fuck and WHY the fuck would I have ever used the verbiage..."golden age of Zoklet"....when there never was any such thing?
Everything that author claims I said is utter and complete balderdash. >:(
oh lawdy
considering I don't see why you'd lie, it was probably TDR
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That's pretty lame. Get in contact with them and ask them what's up and possibly threaten to press charges.
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One thing they got right, Bad Ideas leaked all over the rest of the board.
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Just read the article, and wanted to clarify for the record....
I never did any interview, never been approached to do an interview, and never even heard of the website Motherboard until after reading this link. Somewhat of an interesting read, but pretty much all bullshit too considering he's making shit up and putting words in other people's mouths that they never said.
Seriously, anyone that knows my history over there...when the fuck and WHY the fuck would I have ever used the verbiage..."golden age of Zoklet"....when there never was any such thing?
Everything that author claims I said is utter and complete balderdash. >:(
LOL. Are you fucking serious?
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http://totseans.com/bbs/discussion/24757/i-did-an-interview-and-here-is-the-end-result
it's hilarious how the fat paki loser and his circle jerk pat themselves on the back for this article.
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http://totseans.com/bbs/discussion/24757/i-did-an-interview-and-here-is-the-end-result
it's hilarious how the fat paki loser and his circle jerk pat themselves on the back for this article.
Fat
Paki
Loser
What?
No, it's hilarious how you have no clue what you're talking about. Fat hahah. Jeez.
Anyway, just to clarify I was contacted via this website and via e-mail. Author was interested about Bad Ideas and Zoklet. I just answered the questions, that's all. Oh yeah, I was surprised to see DaGuru in the article. It was like wtf haha.
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.. Oh yeah, I was surprised to see DaGuru in the article. It was like wtf haha.
Why should you be surprised when it was you yourself who pretended to be him, you lame little faggit?
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I bet you Daguru contacted them to make this article.
Lol
Sup gollum
Sup zok jr, how have you been?
Good. I grew two inches.
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http://totseans.com/bbs/discussion/24757/i-did-an-interview-and-here-is-the-end-result
it's hilarious how the fat paki loser and his circle jerk pat themselves on the back for this article.
Fat
Paki
Loser
What?
No, it's hilarious how you have no clue what you're talking about. Fat hahah. Jeez.
Anyway, just to clarify I was contacted via this website and via e-mail. Author was interested about Bad Ideas and Zoklet. I just answered the questions, that's all. Oh yeah, I was surprised to see DaGuru in the article. It was like wtf haha.
how were you contacted through this website you skinny paki loser?
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the article was off on a lot.
I don't fucking get vice, one day they post absolutely great work, and then they post hipster shit.
anyways. DaGuru, I would definitely contact the author and tell him to cut the shit.
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lol, what legitimate journalism has Vice ever put out?
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vice was 3 heroin addict welfare bums in montreal who literally invented the term "hipster" (gavin mcginnis is credited for it) and they put out some good, funny shit, mostly under the direction of Gavin Mcginnis (buy the vice guide to sex drugs and rock n roll its so good I stole it) but in 2009 they had a rift and Shane Smith (one of the original heroin 3 now director of marketing) ended up buying out Gavin so they could turn into a worldwide derivative circlejerk that makes them a ton of money but pushes faggotry, redundancy and all kinds of bullshit while having "real" journalist who "look like you and me" but are in fact much stupider and with an abysmal understanding of what journalistic integrity entails, basically a fucking joke.
I can't watch vice news without getting angry at the retardation and the shit they do to appear as a "legitimate" news source. I could really go on about this for 3 years but I'll save you the trouble since this thread is about the excellent article by motherboard
Motherboard is not an offshoot of vice, it's a decent publication that now falls under the vice blanket (like noisey and some other shit) because vice is ran by its former director of marketing. They cover canadian stuff a lot and have interesting stories you wouldn't hear anywhere else sometimes. They're the best thing assoicated with vice although pretty dry, hippish and neckbeardy sometimes but whatever.
Fuck, Vice really makes me angry, I feel like posting videos to dismantle and dissect but I won't because I'm high on painkillers and eating apple pie with cheese and ice cream so there's no reason to be angry
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Despite anyones sentiments towards Vice and its progression into propaganda, pretentiousness and general faggotry, this article has given this place a good platform to advertise itself.
Since the article is a homage to Totse's community and its fragmantation, its setting a precedant, an incentive, for fringe-minded people to post here. Maybe they want a break from the *chans content disposability or the flaky intermittence of the deep web.
Groaning on whether this article is 100% accurate or not is unproductive and this community should use it as a grounds to bring in the new breed of freaks, crazies and genuises. Or the old school ones that just got lost on the way.
Also it's an opportunity to snatch DFG's 'efforts' and turn it into our own making.
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DFG's 'efforts'
LOL..now THERE is an oxymoron if I ever saw one! :P
His "efforts"(?) are about as quantifiable as someone blinking their eyes. And his results are like a saturated toothpick with the consistency of a wet noodle. What use does it even have? 8)
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So what did you do about the identity theft?
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So what did you do about the identity theft?
Meh....nothing so far. Too many other things going on in my life to be much on my radar. Would have to check with my attorney, but based on my knowledge (what little of it there is) on internet law....since I never copyrighted or trademarked the DaGuru monicker, I don't think I have any legit claim. I almost did try to copyright it about a decade ago, but with my typical laziness and apathy I never saw it through. :(
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You get copyright as soon as a creative work is set to a "tangible medium" which includes computers. Registering is it just a way to demonstrate that you do have it, but it's not a requirement to litigate. I don't think you can hold a copyright on a internet handle though, it probably doesn't qualify as a creative work.
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fucking hell
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Y'know, I got an idea. The knowledgeable people should get together, right the wrongs of the article and get it published somewhere else.
Then they should add to that article what a fucking faggot Arnox of The Sanctuary is so people don't get fooled into joining this shit site.
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Y'know, I got an idea. The knowledgeable people should get together, right the wrongs of the article and get it published somewhere else.
Then they should add to that article what a fucking faggot Arnox of The Sanctuary is so people don't get fooled into joining this shit site.
Look, this place is run by a fucking mormon who got lucky on a community influx. What do you expect? His decisions are retarded and he's not a model for a community like this. He probably plays Magic The Gathering in his spare time while tugging it to Charizard. But are you going to bitch and moan till it becomes so sterile you only come here to shitpost to show your discontent?
We either give this place one last chance of gathering new content or give the fuck up. If anyones going to chime in with whats the point, defeatest nappy changing bollocks then you're a lazy pussy.
I understand the animosity but it's really unwarranted unless you take it into your own hands a couple of times. It's like a dysfunctional civil service group that needs citizens to make suggestions and make it seem like it was their own idea to move forward
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are you going to bitch and moan till it becomes so sterile you only come here to shitpost to show your discontent?
This is pretty much my new plan. Once the camels back is broken, you can't just take straws off and expect the camel to heal.
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Dude, what?
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Dude, what?
you never heard the expression 'the straw that broke the camels back'?
foreigners..... :facepalm:
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Dude, what?
You remind me of &Zenith back on early &Zoklet. He used to post community positive shit and tried to drive discussion forward, then realized being an asshole garnered more attention and stuck with that instead.
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Dude, what?
you never heard the expression 'the straw that broke the camels back'?
foreigners..... :facepalm:
I didn't mean you. :facepalm:
Dude, what?
You remind me of &Zenith back on early &Zoklet. He used to post community positive shit and tried to drive discussion forward, then realized being an asshole garnered more attention and stuck with that instead.
Well, I've been around. I've already developed my style, which is in fact 'community positive'. I've just realized very early that the administration of this website isn't capable of handling its userbase, including me. Then I gave up on content and became this Ant-Mod anti-hero persona who is just here "for the lulz". Y'know... let it be.
I don't care about attention. I plant my seeds in the shadows.
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hahhaa that's so tight I'm (counter) culturally relevant.
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lol, what legitimate journalism has Vice ever put out?
their short Liberia documentary was actually really good...
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Already posted in this thread somewhere but really fuck vice they're probably reading what we say