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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2014, 08:05:55 pm »
No publicity is bad publicity.  This article though really put in perspective for me though that most of zoklet was the domain of criminals and future parolees.

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« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2014, 08:17:34 pm »

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« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2014, 08:23:38 pm »
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2014, 08:27:33 pm »
it just occured to me that the thing in Daran's avatar doesn't actually read toblerone. What is going on? My whole world has been shaken by this revelation.

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« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2014, 08:28:50 pm »
it just occured to me that the thing in Daran's avatar doesn't actually read toblerone. What is going on? My whole world has been shaken by this revelation.
Do you even lift?
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2014, 08:31:37 pm »
Clearly, you guys don't even inject tren.

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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2014, 08:32:32 pm »
>lifting
>ever

no thx, I'm just fine with being an amorphous blob of a human, thank you very much.

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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2014, 08:35:02 pm »
This thread had a great premise and has devolved into a discussion of an unfunny picture nobody gives a fuck about

someone literally interviewed a pathetic gimmicky Ohioan pedophile with no intestinal tract and a creepy pakistani pedophile as spokemen for zoklet and incorporated them into an article chock full of nostalgia and warm fuzzies and you faggots are talking about some chink holding a piece of candy

sad

I just googled "DaGuru Ohio" to see if DaGuru posts would cross reference anywhere else and this came up

http://www.womansavers.com/forum-for-women/view-profile/21781.html

It's clearly him and now nobody can ever admit to ever posting on zoklet ever

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« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2014, 08:38:31 pm »
I can't read the article you spastic Canadian shit.

It's too advanced for my stone age internet device. Fuck you.
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2014, 08:40:03 pm »
Tried to copy and paste it but couldn't figure out how.  True story.


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« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2014, 08:42:45 pm »
Tried to copy and paste it but couldn't figure out how.  True story.
:tup:
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2014, 08:45:47 pm »
I'm glad to see Totse2 got a mention.  However...

"New sites Sanctuary... now compete to rally the community Zoklet left behind."

The author fails to realize that Arnox was born out of Totse and Totse2, and then created the Sanctuary to keep the original spirit and legacy of totse alive (note the forum layout modeled after Totse, not Zoklet).  The fact that Zoklet left behind a community happened post-establishment.

Still a well-constructed little article.

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« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2014, 08:47:10 pm »
So DaGuru, Dfg, some fag with jewpons and HandofZek are how people know about Zoklet

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/HandOfZek

Just let it join the 27 club in peace in peace like that ruggedly handsome rogue with a triple digit percentile aggregate IQ pointed out at the end of the article. I bet he literally moderated the subject of the article in question.

I was literally at a catholic funeral today and was the best looking person there. This is both true in a literal sense  and a metaphor sense that can be extrpolated onto this situation. It really works on "my biceps^n" levels

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« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2014, 08:47:26 pm »
'posting

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« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2014, 08:52:16 pm »
When I was banned I went to Longlivezoklet and read their Sanctuary message and laughed. Then I listened to Sploo's new album and made this account.

Good times. :tup:
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.