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Art => Art & Design => Topic started by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 08:35:00 am

Title: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 08:35:00 am
(http://i.imgur.com/lZ9rIJt.png)

I was only qne years old
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 16, 2014, 04:15:26 pm
If only I had this tablet that this nig is supposed to be giving me, I could have complied and been a drawfag.
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 16, 2014, 04:33:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/IlTs7I1.jpg)
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Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 04:41:45 pm
this thread is gonna generate a fuckload of content
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 05:01:34 pm
I posted this at zoklet but it was really meant for this thread.

(http://i57.tinypic.com/2h7ffb9.jpg)

She did terrible things to me with that thumb
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 05:04:01 pm
Look at that bitches traps from holding up those giant tits
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Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 05:04:56 pm
what are nipples drawn with half closed circles supposed to represent?
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 05:06:20 pm
what are nipples drawn with half closed circles supposed to represent?

the inherent limitations of using freehand paint?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 05:07:16 pm
every time i draw a circle, it's a perfect circle
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 05:09:27 pm
every time i draw a circle, it's a perfect circle

you also smoke carpet syncans
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Post by: Lanny on October 16, 2014, 05:23:14 pm
I once read this story from these two medieval inquisitors about a witch who supposedly stole the penises of men and kept them in a bird nest but they's move around like worms and shit for some reason. It was an excerpt from a longer work and the collator actually commissioned someone to paint a picture of the witch looking on as the penises crawled around in the nest and it was published next to the story. This thread reminds me of that.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 05:26:18 pm
history repeats itself
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 05:31:15 pm
I once read this story from these two medieval inquisitors about a witch who supposedly stole the penises of men and kept them in a bird nest but they's move around like worms and shit for some reason. It was an excerpt from a longer work and the collator actually commissioned someone to paint a picture of the witch looking on as the penises crawled around in the nest and it was published next to the story. This thread reminds me of that.

So the story is that some old lady risked a horrific death by inquisitory torture, and used diabolical powers meant to move the heavens and earth, to make dicks wiggle around in a goddamn birds nest for her own amusement?  I think the inquisitors had some fucking sick imaginations, is what happened.....
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Post by: bling bling on October 16, 2014, 05:32:35 pm
I once read this story from these two medieval inquisitors about a witch who supposedly stole the penises of men and kept them in a bird nest but they's move around like worms and shit for some reason. It was an excerpt from a longer work and the collator actually commissioned someone to paint a picture of the witch looking on as the penises crawled around in the nest and it was published next to the story. This thread reminds me of that.

that was me
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Post by: Lanny on October 16, 2014, 05:59:03 pm
I once read this story from these two medieval inquisitors about a witch who supposedly stole the penises of men and kept them in a bird nest but they's move around like worms and shit for some reason. It was an excerpt from a longer work and the collator actually commissioned someone to paint a picture of the witch looking on as the penises crawled around in the nest and it was published next to the story. This thread reminds me of that.

So the story is that some old lady risked a horrific death by inquisitory torture, and used diabolical powers meant to move the heavens and earth, to make dicks wiggle around in a goddamn birds nest for her own amusement?  I think the inquisitors had some fucking sick imaginations, is what happened.....

Yup, that's the gist of it. The prevailing theory was that the inquisitors were retelling what was actually supposed to be a joke but the cultural differences between their ecclesiastical training and folk humor was such that they thought it was supposed to be a literal account.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 06:02:05 pm
Yup, that's the gist of it. The prevailing theory was that the inquisitors were retelling what was actually supposed to be a joke but the cultural differences between their ecclesiastical training and folk humor was such that they thought it was supposed to be a literal account.

What kind of joke, from any culture, involves an old lady and a nest of writhing dicks?  I cannot even begin to conceive of a humorous angle to that mental picture.....
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Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 16, 2014, 06:02:53 pm
I posted this at zoklet but it was really meant for this thread.

(http://i57.tinypic.com/2h7ffb9.jpg)

She did terrible things to me with that thumb

Broad shoulders. Well developed traps. Big hands. Male pattern baldness.

Did a post-op Zek find out where you live?
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
Broad shoulders. Well developed traps

This already disqualifies zek
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Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 16, 2014, 06:08:19 pm
Broad shoulders. Well developed traps

This already disqualifies zek

Ugh, those pictures. I shouldn't have asked.
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Post by: Soso0 on October 16, 2014, 06:12:38 pm
Would any of you get revenge on the person that molested you in the future
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Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 06:29:21 pm
nah
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 06:45:31 pm
Would any of you get revenge on the person that molested you in the future

I lay in bed every night just waiting for a good molesterin'
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 07:27:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/4MlgW2S.png)
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 07:30:38 pm
(http://i61.tinypic.com/mlx5i.png)
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Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 07:36:00 pm
lol

what an iconic mexican denizen
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 07:37:27 pm
(http://i61.tinypic.com/mlx5i.png)

Did you make that?


You didn't make that.  Nah you didn't.

If you did, props.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 07:37:34 pm
lol

what an iconic mexican denizen

He said it was a burrito  :'(
Title: Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 07:37:58 pm
Did you make that?


You didn't make that.  Nah you didn't.

If you did, props.

I think it was lanny
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Post by: ed rush on October 16, 2014, 07:46:01 pm
Has Vizier ever posted here?
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 08:01:51 pm
yes
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 16, 2014, 08:15:40 pm
better drawing (http://i.imgur.com/uxyDNEa.jpg)
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 08:18:46 pm
thanks for showing the class Max Headroom
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 16, 2014, 11:54:26 pm
I just want to draw something :(
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Post by: Obbe on October 17, 2014, 01:24:13 am
Move thread to art.
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Post by: Obbe on October 17, 2014, 02:33:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/hfAhxoL.png)
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 17, 2014, 02:36:12 am
if there were thanks here, you would get a fuck-ton of them for that post, obbe
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Post by: Lanny on October 17, 2014, 03:09:24 am
Damn, I lost it at that one
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Post by: aldra on October 17, 2014, 03:33:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/hfAhxoL.png)

this will haunt my dreams.
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 17, 2014, 03:49:40 am
(http://i.imgur.com/C4y7Rj7.png)

not only was he a raper 20 years ago, he's a raper today. call the police if you have any information
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Post by: aldra on October 17, 2014, 03:57:28 am
(http://i.imgur.com/C4y7Rj7.png)

not only was he a raper 20 years ago, he's a raper today. call the police if you have any information

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhN8AD8Kr8

YOU TOO, ARE A RAPER!
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 17, 2014, 06:16:38 am
(http://i.imgur.com/C4y7Rj7.png)

not only was he a raper 20 years ago, he's a raper today. call the police if you have any information

 :tup:
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Post by: Obvious Alt on October 17, 2014, 08:20:48 pm
Best thread ever.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on October 17, 2014, 08:21:14 pm
RIP LSD.
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Post by: Lanny on October 17, 2014, 08:24:22 pm
better drawing (http://i.imgur.com/uxyDNEa.jpg)

You drew yourself didn't you?
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Post by: Obvious Alt on October 17, 2014, 08:27:24 pm
better drawing (http://i.imgur.com/uxyDNEa.jpg)

You drew yourself didn't you?
(http://i.imgur.com/IQeCFtn.jpg)

Obviously.
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Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 17, 2014, 08:36:17 pm
this thread contains my II
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Post by: Obvious Alt on October 17, 2014, 08:40:33 pm
this thread contains my II
*IQ
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Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 17, 2014, 08:48:26 pm
this thread contains my II
*IQ

:torbrowservalds:
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 17, 2014, 09:14:58 pm
SNOOPY