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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2014, 06:02:05 pm »
Yup, that's the gist of it. The prevailing theory was that the inquisitors were retelling what was actually supposed to be a joke but the cultural differences between their ecclesiastical training and folk humor was such that they thought it was supposed to be a literal account.

What kind of joke, from any culture, involves an old lady and a nest of writhing dicks?  I cannot even begin to conceive of a humorous angle to that mental picture.....
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2014, 06:02:53 pm »
I posted this at zoklet but it was really meant for this thread.



She did terrible things to me with that thumb

Broad shoulders. Well developed traps. Big hands. Male pattern baldness.

Did a post-op Zek find out where you live?

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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2014, 06:06:59 pm »
Broad shoulders. Well developed traps

This already disqualifies zek
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« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2014, 06:08:19 pm »
Broad shoulders. Well developed traps

This already disqualifies zek

Ugh, those pictures. I shouldn't have asked.

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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2014, 06:12:38 pm »
Would any of you get revenge on the person that molested you in the future

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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2014, 06:29:21 pm »
nah
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2014, 06:45:31 pm »
Would any of you get revenge on the person that molested you in the future

I lay in bed every night just waiting for a good molesterin'
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2014, 07:27:09 pm »
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2014, 07:30:38 pm »
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2014, 07:36:00 pm »
lol

what an iconic mexican denizen
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2014, 07:37:27 pm »


Did you make that?


You didn't make that.  Nah you didn't.

If you did, props.
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2014, 07:37:34 pm »
lol

what an iconic mexican denizen

He said it was a burrito  :'(
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« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2014, 07:37:58 pm »
Did you make that?


You didn't make that.  Nah you didn't.

If you did, props.

I think it was lanny
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2014, 07:46:01 pm »
Has Vizier ever posted here?
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Re: ITT: Draw a picture of the first person who ever molested you.
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2014, 08:01:51 pm »
yes
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