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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Rationahl on October 16, 2014, 02:42:16 am

Title: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rationahl on October 16, 2014, 02:42:16 am
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: bling bling on October 16, 2014, 03:04:47 pm
put the firworks in a containter
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: bling bling on October 16, 2014, 03:05:05 pm
or just fill the container with flash
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: General Fault on October 16, 2014, 07:21:08 pm
Smaller explosives, like M80's, when contained in a pipe can exert a ridiculous amount of force. It is easily enough to burst pipes - especially in newer buildings that use ABS for sewer drains. This can really fuck up the building's sewer lines, depending on how they're set up. If a bank of toilets is all manifolded together, you'll blow a hell of a lot of water out of every one of them, usually on both sides of a wall.

Easy to get caught though. Best time to do it is when there's a lot of people taking a shit. But also easiest time to get picked out of the crowd as the person responsible. Not worth the jail time for some cheap LOLs.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rationahl on October 16, 2014, 11:48:33 pm
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: constantinople on October 16, 2014, 11:54:41 pm
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there

Works better with the artillery shells you get in the big fireworks, those also come with green waterproof fuses. They will crack pipes, yes. I saw it happen once in 2nd grade. Boys restroom in the cafeteria was locked for the rest of the school year.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rationahl on October 17, 2014, 02:14:48 pm
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there

Works better with the artillery shells you get in the big fireworks, those also come with green waterproof fuses. They will crack pipes, yes. I saw it happen once in 2nd grade. Boys restroom in the cafeteria was locked for the rest of the school year.


Ahaha holy shit like the mortars you put in the giant tubes? Damn, I feel like that could blow up a mailbox or something
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 17, 2014, 02:23:37 pm
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out

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Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rationahl on October 18, 2014, 03:31:19 am
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out

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If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rook on October 18, 2014, 07:35:06 am
Hmm.. the only things I can comment is..... extended fuses? At least so you could walk out, be down the hall and maybe the other people already having walked out before it goes off.. but then it would maybe be too far down the drainage system to make any impact.. so idk..
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: mashleshmash on October 18, 2014, 08:18:04 am
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out

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LOL JAKE GYLLENHAAL
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 19, 2014, 05:18:37 am
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out

(http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4398497+_2c463181555ff105dc7865b81771b6fa.gif)

If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.


first off FUCK YOU.


secondly FUCK YOU.


thirdly, I had no idea you were talking about schools.


lastly, FUCK YOU.


 ;)
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 19, 2014, 06:05:51 am
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out

(http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4398497+_2c463181555ff105dc7865b81771b6fa.gif)

If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.
Hey I have an idea! Let's come up with reasons to say 'Fuck you' to eachother and the person with the most 'fucks' at the end of e year wins weed! Ready set GO!



first off FUCK YOU.


secondly FUCK YOU.


thirdly, I had no idea you were talking about schools.


lastly, FUCK YOU.


 ;)
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 19, 2014, 06:06:26 am
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out

(http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4398497+_2c463181555ff105dc7865b81771b6fa.gif)

If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.
Hey I have an idea! Let's come up with reasons to say 'Fuck you' to eachother and the person with the most 'fucks' at the end of e year wins weed! Ready set GO!



first off FUCK YOU.


secondly FUCK YOU.


thirdly, I had no idea you were talking about schools.


lastly, FUCK YOU.


 ;)
Fuck fuck rucking duck fuck muck.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rook on October 19, 2014, 07:01:57 am
^^^^^ I know this is BI and all, but really.. if you want this board to have some serious discussion and not be considered the shit dump it usually has been on past forums, you'll not spam it with crap like this. Unless thats your aim.. then by all means.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rationahl on October 19, 2014, 02:10:23 pm
^^^^^ I know this is BI and all, but really.. if you want this board to have some serious discussion and not be considered the shit dump it usually has been on past forums, you'll not spam it with crap like this. Unless thats your aim.. then by all means.

Shut up nigger. No one knows who the fuck you are but I've never seen you post anything good.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rook on October 19, 2014, 03:49:10 pm
^^^^^ I know this is BI and all, but really.. if you want this board to have some serious discussion and not be considered the shit dump it usually has been on past forums, you'll not spam it with crap like this. Unless thats your aim.. then by all means.

Shut up nigger. No one knows who the fuck you are but I've never seen you post anything good.

You've already admitted to being in school.. not college, regular school. I'm not saying there aren't intelligent people at that age level as there clearly are.. you are just not among them. So go wipe away the dribble and continue being the hardcore badass you are, I'd really hate to see angry. I dont think I could handle a trantrum, please.. anything but that.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: MoaningLisa on October 19, 2014, 04:08:14 pm
if the pipes are cast in the foundation, you will get one hell of a blast out of all the toilets in the bathroom...if the pipes aren't, it will probably just break the pipe.

also, you would need one large firecracker, like an M80 or a quarterstick...a bunch of small ones wouldn't work.

fair warning, they would probably be able to get you for detonating an explosive device on school grounds...improvised, if you made the M80...I hear federal is lovely this time of year.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Infinityshock on October 19, 2014, 04:17:18 pm
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there

Depends on where they are when they splode. If theyre in a large-diameter metal pipe that is reinforced externally the expanding gasses will exit through the venting and possibly shoot the small amount of water in the nearest p-traps

If its in a small-diameter thin-walled pipe that doesnt have anything supporting it and is under water, the pipe will shatter. The water will amplify the force and the bummer with pvc pipe is it fragments.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rook on October 20, 2014, 03:26:08 am
if the pipes are cast in the foundation, you will get one hell of a blast out of all the toilets in the bathroom...if the pipes aren't, it will probably just break the pipe.

also, you would need one large firecracker, like an M80 or a quarterstick...a bunch of small ones wouldn't work.

fair warning, they would probably be able to get you for detonating an explosive device on school grounds...improvised, if you made the M80...I hear federal is lovely this time of year.

 Funny, how growing up as a kid this was a common scene from various movies, television shows, and cartoons.. While it has always been an act of vandalism, in the modern day.. its an act of terrorism that a kid and its parents would probably be branded with for a substantial amount of time. Strange what the world has become..
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Lanny on October 20, 2014, 03:38:57 am
What kind of ghetto school has cameras everywhere? Jesus.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rook on October 20, 2014, 03:46:08 am
What kind of ghetto school has cameras everywhere? Jesus.

 I lived in a rural small town.. one of those real small town homey looking places, and all of our schools had 1-2 cameras to a hall, and multiples in high density places.. However, most of them were fake or not in use.. They loved to tell you they had you on tape before asking you to explain (usually a fight) hoping you would tell the truth because they would find out anyways.. Except when someone persisted in lying anyways, and then they gave both in-school because it was so inconclusive.. the hilarity was that it was in the cafeteria immediately after lunch (when everyone cleared out so lack of witnesses).. and that place had, I know at least 8 seemingly camera installations.. so who knows.. Sometimes it may just be a ploy.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Rationahl on October 20, 2014, 02:45:54 pm
It doesn't matter if it's ghetto or not, every school you go into nowadays will most certainly have cameras, with maybe the exception of private schools. The reasons why they have them are obvious
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Lanny on October 20, 2014, 03:29:18 pm
I went to two american public schools, one which was pretty preppy and one that was like "last chance" or whatever and neither had cameras (although one had this hilarious little asian security guard everyone used to give shit). It was pre sandy-hook but way post columbine. Maybe it was just a quirk of the district I was in.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: starvingniglet on October 20, 2014, 03:36:26 pm
I probably graduated high school before many of you were even born.  I can't even list all the crazy shit we did, that you kids will never get to do
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Infinityshock on October 20, 2014, 03:58:33 pm
I probably graduated high school before many of you were even born.  I can't even list all the crazy shit we did, that you kids will never get to do

Phantom shitter...
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: General Fault on October 21, 2014, 10:26:57 pm
I probably graduated high school before many of you were even born.  I can't even list all the crazy shit we did, that you kids will never get to do

I'm in on that. Used to make things go boom, used to jack up stuff in people's lockers, all kinds of stupid shit. I'd get in so much trouble nowadays.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Lanny on October 21, 2014, 10:32:03 pm
used to jack off in people's lockers, all kinds of stupid shit. I'd get in so much trouble nowadays.

And with good reason, jesus, at least wait til you get home or something.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: General Fault on October 21, 2014, 10:47:02 pm
Funny guy. :-P
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 10:47:31 pm
It would destroy the pipes smart ass
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Infinityshock on October 21, 2014, 11:29:44 pm
unless any of you fuckers were expelled from catholic school due to excess mayhem...youre amateurs
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 12:28:38 am
unless any of you fuckers were expelled from catholic school due to excess mayhem...youre amateurs

-2/10, easily the most cringeworthy post in a thread about destroying school property.
Title: Re: Fire crackers down toilet
Post by: Prometheus on October 22, 2014, 02:22:46 am
unless any of you fuckers were expelled from catholic school due to excess mayhem...youre amateurs

You just described literally half my family. One aunt, two uncles, and my father were all expelled from catholic school, all for different reasons. Theft, vandalism, drug dealing/manufacture, and arson. Although they never did prove my uncle set the principal's car on fire.