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Fire crackers down toilet
« on: October 16, 2014, 02:42:16 am »
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 03:04:47 pm »
put the firworks in a containter

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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 03:05:05 pm »
or just fill the container with flash

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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2014, 07:21:08 pm »
Smaller explosives, like M80's, when contained in a pipe can exert a ridiculous amount of force. It is easily enough to burst pipes - especially in newer buildings that use ABS for sewer drains. This can really fuck up the building's sewer lines, depending on how they're set up. If a bank of toilets is all manifolded together, you'll blow a hell of a lot of water out of every one of them, usually on both sides of a wall.

Easy to get caught though. Best time to do it is when there's a lot of people taking a shit. But also easiest time to get picked out of the crowd as the person responsible. Not worth the jail time for some cheap LOLs.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2014, 11:48:33 pm »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2014, 11:54:41 pm »
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there

Works better with the artillery shells you get in the big fireworks, those also come with green waterproof fuses. They will crack pipes, yes. I saw it happen once in 2nd grade. Boys restroom in the cafeteria was locked for the rest of the school year.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2014, 02:14:48 pm »
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there

Works better with the artillery shells you get in the big fireworks, those also come with green waterproof fuses. They will crack pipes, yes. I saw it happen once in 2nd grade. Boys restroom in the cafeteria was locked for the rest of the school year.


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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2014, 02:23:37 pm »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out


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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2014, 03:31:19 am »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out



If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2014, 07:35:06 am »
Hmm.. the only things I can comment is..... extended fuses? At least so you could walk out, be down the hall and maybe the other people already having walked out before it goes off.. but then it would maybe be too far down the drainage system to make any impact.. so idk..
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2014, 08:18:04 am »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out



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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2014, 05:18:37 am »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out



If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.


first off FUCK YOU.


secondly FUCK YOU.


thirdly, I had no idea you were talking about schools.


lastly, FUCK YOU.


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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2014, 06:05:51 am »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out



If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.
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first off FUCK YOU.


secondly FUCK YOU.


thirdly, I had no idea you were talking about schools.


lastly, FUCK YOU.


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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2014, 06:06:26 am »
Fuck no, plus there's camera outside every bathroom so they'll go exactly to when it happened it and see who comes out



If you're trying to say that's not true then you just come off like an asshole. I don't know about the shitty school you went to but it obviously couldn't afford paper towels, much less cameras. I've already been brought into the office before to see myself on video when being questioned. Since our school isn't full of section 8 tenets they actually give a shit and if you think they're not going to go that far when you set off a bomb in their school then you're among the dumbest of the dumb.
Hey I have an idea! Let's come up with reasons to say 'Fuck you' to eachother and the person with the most 'fucks' at the end of e year wins weed! Ready set GO!



first off FUCK YOU.


secondly FUCK YOU.


thirdly, I had no idea you were talking about schools.


lastly, FUCK YOU.


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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2014, 07:01:57 am »
^^^^^ I know this is BI and all, but really.. if you want this board to have some serious discussion and not be considered the shit dump it usually has been on past forums, you'll not spam it with crap like this. Unless thats your aim.. then by all means.
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