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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2014, 02:10:23 pm »
^^^^^ I know this is BI and all, but really.. if you want this board to have some serious discussion and not be considered the shit dump it usually has been on past forums, you'll not spam it with crap like this. Unless thats your aim.. then by all means.

Shut up nigger. No one knows who the fuck you are but I've never seen you post anything good.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2014, 03:49:10 pm »
^^^^^ I know this is BI and all, but really.. if you want this board to have some serious discussion and not be considered the shit dump it usually has been on past forums, you'll not spam it with crap like this. Unless thats your aim.. then by all means.

Shut up nigger. No one knows who the fuck you are but I've never seen you post anything good.

You've already admitted to being in school.. not college, regular school. I'm not saying there aren't intelligent people at that age level as there clearly are.. you are just not among them. So go wipe away the dribble and continue being the hardcore badass you are, I'd really hate to see angry. I dont think I could handle a trantrum, please.. anything but that.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2014, 04:08:14 pm »
if the pipes are cast in the foundation, you will get one hell of a blast out of all the toilets in the bathroom...if the pipes aren't, it will probably just break the pipe.

also, you would need one large firecracker, like an M80 or a quarterstick...a bunch of small ones wouldn't work.

fair warning, they would probably be able to get you for detonating an explosive device on school grounds...improvised, if you made the M80...I hear federal is lovely this time of year.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2014, 04:17:18 pm »
What exactly would happen if you were to take a handful of waterproof firecrackers or some other explosive and flush them after lighting? Would it be enough to bust a pipe or fuck up the toilet in some way? This is for you troublemakers at school out there

Depends on where they are when they splode. If theyre in a large-diameter metal pipe that is reinforced externally the expanding gasses will exit through the venting and possibly shoot the small amount of water in the nearest p-traps

If its in a small-diameter thin-walled pipe that doesnt have anything supporting it and is under water, the pipe will shatter. The water will amplify the force and the bummer with pvc pipe is it fragments.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2014, 03:26:08 am »
if the pipes are cast in the foundation, you will get one hell of a blast out of all the toilets in the bathroom...if the pipes aren't, it will probably just break the pipe.

also, you would need one large firecracker, like an M80 or a quarterstick...a bunch of small ones wouldn't work.

fair warning, they would probably be able to get you for detonating an explosive device on school grounds...improvised, if you made the M80...I hear federal is lovely this time of year.

 Funny, how growing up as a kid this was a common scene from various movies, television shows, and cartoons.. While it has always been an act of vandalism, in the modern day.. its an act of terrorism that a kid and its parents would probably be branded with for a substantial amount of time. Strange what the world has become..
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2014, 03:38:57 am »
What kind of ghetto school has cameras everywhere? Jesus.

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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2014, 03:46:08 am »
What kind of ghetto school has cameras everywhere? Jesus.

 I lived in a rural small town.. one of those real small town homey looking places, and all of our schools had 1-2 cameras to a hall, and multiples in high density places.. However, most of them were fake or not in use.. They loved to tell you they had you on tape before asking you to explain (usually a fight) hoping you would tell the truth because they would find out anyways.. Except when someone persisted in lying anyways, and then they gave both in-school because it was so inconclusive.. the hilarity was that it was in the cafeteria immediately after lunch (when everyone cleared out so lack of witnesses).. and that place had, I know at least 8 seemingly camera installations.. so who knows.. Sometimes it may just be a ploy.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2014, 02:45:54 pm »
It doesn't matter if it's ghetto or not, every school you go into nowadays will most certainly have cameras, with maybe the exception of private schools. The reasons why they have them are obvious
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« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2014, 03:29:18 pm »
I went to two american public schools, one which was pretty preppy and one that was like "last chance" or whatever and neither had cameras (although one had this hilarious little asian security guard everyone used to give shit). It was pre sandy-hook but way post columbine. Maybe it was just a quirk of the district I was in.

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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2014, 03:36:26 pm »
I probably graduated high school before many of you were even born.  I can't even list all the crazy shit we did, that you kids will never get to do
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2014, 03:58:33 pm »
I probably graduated high school before many of you were even born.  I can't even list all the crazy shit we did, that you kids will never get to do

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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2014, 10:26:57 pm »
I probably graduated high school before many of you were even born.  I can't even list all the crazy shit we did, that you kids will never get to do

I'm in on that. Used to make things go boom, used to jack up stuff in people's lockers, all kinds of stupid shit. I'd get in so much trouble nowadays.
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2014, 10:32:03 pm »
used to jack off in people's lockers, all kinds of stupid shit. I'd get in so much trouble nowadays.

And with good reason, jesus, at least wait til you get home or something.

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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2014, 10:47:02 pm »
Funny guy. :-P
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Re: Fire crackers down toilet
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2014, 10:47:31 pm »
It would destroy the pipes smart ass
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