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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:39:23 am

Title: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:39:23 am
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Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:45:20 am
Hide and seek:
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Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:47:04 am
Can't con kitty:
(http://i.imgur.com/bQG1uvQ.gif)
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 01:48:09 am
I swear, if mmmmmquestions posts in this thread, even just one word, I will unleash a torrent of mutilated and lifeless animal images and stories all over the place.
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:49:00 am
I swear, if mmmmmquestions posts in this thread, even just one word, I will unleash a torrent of mutilated and lifeless animal images and stories all over the place.

What are you talking about?  Please don't.

You never did anything like that, did you?
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:50:29 am
Think someone's cheating...

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Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 01:54:56 am
What are you talking about?  Please don't.

You never did anything like that, did you?

I won't, but only because I am lazy.  I tried to post a dead animal story to him every time he posted, but I ran out of real life stories and started making them up.  That is a bit of work, I will tell you, and I got tired of it so I stopped. 
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 01:59:47 am
What are you talking about?  Please don't.

You never did anything like that, did you?

I won't, but only because I am lazy.  I tried to post a dead animal story to him every time he posted, but I ran out of real life stories and started making them up.  That is a bit of work, I will tell you, and I got tired of it so I stopped.

You ran out of dead animal stories?  Meaning, you actually had a fair number of them to go through?  You didn't do things like shoot cats, did you?

now I'm all sad. and in my kitty thread, too :(
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 02:10:29 am
You ran out of dead animal stories?  Meaning, you actually had a fair number of them to go through?  You didn't do things like shoot cats, did you?

now I'm all sad. and in my kitty thread, too :(

I have never specifically shot a cat.  I just have seen a lot of dead ones.  You didn't know that I picked this username just to mess with mmmquestions?  He doesn't respond, but it amuses me anyway.
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 02:14:40 am
I didn't even know that mmmquestions posted here.  Same name?
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 02:18:09 am
I didn't even know that mmmquestions posted here.  Same name?

He does from time to time.  I am not sure about how many mmmm's are in the name of his current account.
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 02:31:31 am
Hope he starts posting more.

What kinds of animals have you shot?
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 02:41:24 am
Hope he starts posting more.

What kinds of animals have you shot?

I have shot groundhogs, rabbits, crows, and shot at a few pheasants.  Those are hard to hit. 
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 02:42:08 am
Was it legal to shoot them?  Why did you?

was it for food
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 02:46:04 am
Was it legal to shoot them?  Why did you?

was it for food

My stepdad used to have me shoot the groundhogs that would get in their garden, and me and him would hunt rabbits and pheasants together.  I also hunted rabbits alone or with my friends from school, and I had my own shotgun I kept in my closet when I was 12 years old. 

I actually murdered the crows, however.  Me and my friend would put out some dog food in his backyard and hide, and eventually the crows would scout it out and come and settle down and eat it.  We would devastate them with .22's and, a few times, my 20 gauge.  They are smart though, and if we killed one they would all flee and not come back until we dragged the dead one away and put a bunch of dirt over the blood.  Even then they would be all paranoid and shit.
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Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 02:50:05 am
heh :(
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 06, 2014, 04:20:21 am


I swear, if mmmmmquestions posts in this thread, even just one word, I will unleash a torrent of mutilated and lifeless animal images and stories all over the place.

penis
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 02:25:17 pm
penis

Sorry, can't help it, it is a compulsion.

(http://i58.tinypic.com/sov1ax.jpg)

Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 03:41:17 pm
Oh my god.  Fuck you, cats.
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Post by: mizled on October 06, 2014, 04:21:34 pm
There's only one logical reply possible. 

(http://www.zoklet.net/images/smilies/cat/happycat.gif)  (http://www.zoklet.net/images/smilies/cat/helloclap.gif)
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 04:22:42 pm
i like how your title is "Veteran"
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 04:24:07 pm
Can't con kitty:
(http://i.imgur.com/bQG1uvQ.gif)

can most cats do things like that? that's pretty impressive.

i'm pretty sure smaller creatures see our movements in slow motion though, which is why it's so difficult to swat a fly
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: bling bling on October 06, 2014, 08:52:03 pm
Was it legal to shoot them?  Why did you?

was it for food

My stepdad used to have me shoot the groundhogs that would get in their garden, and me and him would hunt rabbits and pheasants together.  I also hunted rabbits alone or with my friends from school, and I had my own shotgun I kept in my closet when I was 12 years old. 

I actually murdered the crows, however.  Me and my friend would put out some dog food in his backyard and hide, and eventually the crows would scout it out and come and settle down and eat it.  We would devastate them with .22's and, a few times, my 20 gauge.  They are smart though, and if we killed one they would all flee and not come back until we dragged the dead one away and put a bunch of dirt over the blood.  Even then they would be all paranoid and shit.

1 time i got this kitty by the railroad tracks and went on top of the bridge with the cat an d shouted "FIRE THE CAT APULT  an d then i threw the cat off the brige as a train was going under it was lulz
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 07, 2014, 08:47:18 pm
penis

Sorry, can't help it, it is a compulsion.

(http://i58.tinypic.com/sov1ax.jpg)


I can handle posthumous pics
Title: Re: The ground is hot lava!
Post by: mashleshmash on October 07, 2014, 09:19:50 pm
That's food in some countries.