The ground is hot lava!

[equanimity]

[equanimity]

Hide and seek:

[equanimity]

Can't con kitty:

[millionsofdeadcats]

I swear, if mmmmmquestions posts in this thread, even just one word, I will unleash a torrent of mutilated and lifeless animal images and stories all over the place.

[equanimity]

I swear, if mmmmmquestions posts in this thread, even just one word, I will unleash a torrent of mutilated and lifeless animal images and stories all over the place.

What are you talking about?  Please don't.

You never did anything like that, did you?

[equanimity]

Think someone's cheating...

[millionsofdeadcats]

What are you talking about?  Please don't.

You never did anything like that, did you?

I won't, but only because I am lazy.  I tried to post a dead animal story to him every time he posted, but I ran out of real life stories and started making them up.  That is a bit of work, I will tell you, and I got tired of it so I stopped. 

[equanimity]

What are you talking about?  Please don't.

You never did anything like that, did you?

I won't, but only because I am lazy.  I tried to post a dead animal story to him every time he posted, but I ran out of real life stories and started making them up.  That is a bit of work, I will tell you, and I got tired of it so I stopped.

You ran out of dead animal stories?  Meaning, you actually had a fair number of them to go through?  You didn't do things like shoot cats, did you?

now I'm all sad. and in my kitty thread, too

[millionsofdeadcats]

You ran out of dead animal stories?  Meaning, you actually had a fair number of them to go through?  You didn't do things like shoot cats, did you?

now I'm all sad. and in my kitty thread, too

I have never specifically shot a cat.  I just have seen a lot of dead ones.  You didn't know that I picked this username just to mess with mmmquestions?  He doesn't respond, but it amuses me anyway.

[equanimity]

I didn't even know that mmmquestions posted here.  Same name?

[millionsofdeadcats]

I didn't even know that mmmquestions posted here.  Same name?

He does from time to time.  I am not sure about how many mmmm's are in the name of his current account.

[equanimity]

Hope he starts posting more.

What kinds of animals have you shot?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Hope he starts posting more.

What kinds of animals have you shot?

I have shot groundhogs, rabbits, crows, and shot at a few pheasants.  Those are hard to hit. 

[equanimity]

Was it legal to shoot them?  Why did you?

was it for food

[millionsofdeadcats]

Was it legal to shoot them?  Why did you?

was it for food

My stepdad used to have me shoot the groundhogs that would get in their garden, and me and him would hunt rabbits and pheasants together.  I also hunted rabbits alone or with my friends from school, and I had my own shotgun I kept in my closet when I was 12 years old. 

I actually murdered the crows, however.  Me and my friend would put out some dog food in his backyard and hide, and eventually the crows would scout it out and come and settle down and eat it.  We would devastate them with .22's and, a few times, my 20 gauge.  They are smart though, and if we killed one they would all flee and not come back until we dragged the dead one away and put a bunch of dirt over the blood.  Even then they would be all paranoid and shit.