The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 01:05:04 pm
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What about Canadian prison?
Being lanky, effeminate, white, and having a triple digit IQ, I have a feeling I wouldn't last too long, but I've never actually been in an institution like that. I have no clue how "predatory" the people there really are. Maybe I would make a bunch of friends and introduce them to this website.
When I was thrown in behavioral problem classes for a year there was this nigger who wouldn't stop picking on me so I stabbed him with a pencil and he proceeded to punch me in the face repeatedly. Didn't really hurt though. Then an hour later I'm like waving to him smiling "Hey! How are you?". He stopped fucking with me after that even though I lost the fight.
"See that nigga sploo. He's the craziest nigga in this school"
*Various blacks and latino juvenile delinquents look at me and agree*
*Continue doing social studies homework*
I also bit a nigger's head after he threw something at me."That nigga fuckin' bit me". He ended up getting suspended anyway.
However, I feel if that occurred in a prison I may have had my neck broken.
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No, acting 'psycho' to try to scare away any potential adversaries does not work. If you plan on going to prison, you have two choices: learn to fight, or stretch out that asshole. Maybe both, because keeping contraband and weapons in your anal cavity is a survival skill in prison.
Ask unstable, he would know. I have only ever been in county jails.
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It all just depends on carrying yourself. I was unfortunate enough to have spent a little more than a year in apparentlythe most notorious prison in Maryland in Baltimore city. I'm basically just an average white kid, but I'm not stupid, and I'm not an asshole. It's all in how you carry yourself. In my 26 years of life, I have been incarcerated in various city / county jails and one prison term, and have only gotten 2 fights over about 4 years total. That being said, I also don't have a serious temper, but I am a pretty chill, laid back guy, and show respect.
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That being said don't listen to all the assholes that tell you all prison is- is fights and rape.
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Also, can you bullshit what you're in for without any guard or whatever trying to point you out on your bullshit? What's generally the most "acceptable" of things to be in prison for? I'm sure "check forging" or "multiple DUIs" sounds a lot better than "I trolled someone so badly over facebook that I got arrested thrice."
Is it better to pretend to be "loyal" or whatever to whoever your fellow inmates are, or to just keep to yourself as much as possible?
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Also, can you bullshit what you're in for without any guard or whatever trying to point you out on your bullshit? What's generally the most "acceptable" of things to be in prison for? I'm sure "check forging" or "multiple DUIs" sounds a lot better than "I trolled someone so badly over facebook that I got arrested thrice."
Is it better to pretend to be "loyal" or whatever to whoever your fellow inmates are, or to just keep to yourself as much as possible?
If you are in there for something fucked up like rape or something, yeah the c.o.s will point you out. And it is very wiseto stay to yourself, but there's a degree. Just mind your own business. If you stay to yourself too much, your going to be bored. I usually find a select few ppl i deem fit lol.
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Just do your best to stay out of all the drama
Don't lie about what you're in there for though they'll find out and that won't look good
Prison isn't that bad unless you're a bitch with no common sense then it can be bad lol.
I wouldn't tell everybody your iq though. Or about this website
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All prison is, is fights and rape.
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The chances of getting literally killed are very low. When I was serving time in Kentucky for cocaine I never even had so much as an argument, let alone rapes/shankings/fights etc...
I've honestly met more "predator" types out of prison then I have inside. I guess the main thing I would tell you is don't accept any "gifts" because 9 times out of 10 they aren't, people will completely ignore the fact they owe you 80 bucks but will get up in your face over your 10 dollar "gift". Again, never experienced this in prison but outside of it several times, could well be that you're in a horrible shit prison, if that's the case be on the look out for these types because the place will be swarming with them.
Other than that, generally mind your business, be respectful and polite, don't go out of your way to please anyone, predator types think just because you're kind you must be some kind of bitch, their tiny brains cant comprehend compassion.
Also, don't brag about your IQ, claim to be smart, rich, funny, witty etc..No one likes a smug asshole.
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Yes. Yes, you would.
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Nobody really gets killed in prison, unless your in close custody. If you have to fight, fight, as in someone steals your canteen card, jumps in front of you in line for the phone, theyre just testing you to see if youll fight or be a bitch. Your not gonna get raped, prison sex is consensual.
Dont be a bitch, and don't be scared to get your ass kicked.
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Nobody really gets killed in prison, unless your in close custody. If you have to fight, fight, as in someone steals your canteen card, jumps in front of you in line for the phone, theyre just testing you to see if youll fight or be a bitch. Your not gonna get raped, prison sex is consensual.
Dont be a bitch, and don't be scared to get your ass kicked.
Lol... some prison sex is consensual, however, there is some that isn't. Those cases are typically on 'life units', which is where everyone on the unit is doing life. The mentality changes when you reach that tier of incarceration. But yeah, I'd be inclined to agree with the notion that prison sex is typically consensual on lower security units.
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Unfortunately enough there are enough willing sexual participants in prison these days for a whole lot of rapes to be going down... A lot of street charges being pressed these days.
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You sound like a smart ass...
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If you go to prison, act insane.Not like a child rapist,but crazy.Someone try to fight you, shriek and claw at their eyes. They'll leave you alone
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Actualy even better idea: Join am Aryan Brotherhood division if there is one.
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Pretty well every prison has a guy named, Big Bubba. Just watch for out for him.
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sup pill popper
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Well, my diabolical plan for to become sploos father figure is going well
just kidding, I'm not that autistic
I only know two people (off da t0p) that did time in american prison that I've talked to about it, one did like 6 years in a privatized prison and said the jail was awesome, sports and food as far as the eye could see, the other was a weird white supremacist who was transferred up here from a state nobody ever, ever thinks of and even with the massive exposure you get to American news, I forgot it existed, nobody will even guess the state its so unremarkable and insignificant. It's so insignificant that even when you actively think of insignificant states it slips your memory.
Anyways, he came up and talked a buncha retarded racial bullshit that doesn't even apply in Canadian prison and convinced some of the weak and impressionable white guys doing sentences over 5 years to get swazis and all that nonsense and just basically had a minute amount of charisma so convinced dumb urban hillbilly whites it was cool 2 b wite cuz like hitler n stuff. One of them literally had a fat mexican baby mama and tattooed a swaztika on his dick so he'd know never to fuck her again, he was so proud he'd show it to everyone when he was high on painkillers or methadone. Then after the guy from the most insignificant state transferred back down everyone was like "LOL I GOT THESE STUPID TATTOOS NOW MIGHT AS WELL KEEP THE JOKE GOING"
Anyways, that was boring a pointless, the point was I literally used to goosestep up and down the
range making a loud noise I don't know how to articulate via text doing nazi seig heils with my hand under my nose like a mustache. That's borderline PI because it was like 5 inside jokes at once I started other people doing to make fun of the fake nazis who were still kind of my buddies. A good buddy of mine in there who was an actual certified skinhead 14:88 9/11 and he didn't think much of the fake ones and didn't have any problem with black people. He would make hacknied black jokes now and then but would crack to black people all the time. We talked a lot about heavy metal and sports, lol. He had such an explosive temper you'd think it's fake but you can just look in his eyes and see it's not when he starts screaming at random people and taking napkins off their tray (reaching over trays is a big no no) because there's none at his table. I used to sit at the same table but then moved to the next one over because I kept bringing muh frenz 2 cum eat wif us and eventually that incorporated black ppl but of course the real nazi dude didn't care because he's never getting out of jail and has no time for petty racial bigotries when it's really all about killing the jews that ARE THE ORGINAL KEEPERS OF MAN
Anyways, anyways, anyways, none of this has anything to do with you, PM me if you want an answer specifically tailored to you
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it sounds kind of like an elementary school
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sploogey don't go to prison they will eat you alive :eek:
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Pretty much
I started qualifying the "elementary school" analogy but it just reinforced it.
I dunno, prisons no big deal ykno, my fake nazi story was just to piss off BradleyB when we talked about nazis via PM one time and I sent him some articles about my aforementioned nazi friend who will never get out of jail and we robbed this french guy for all his canteen and everyone went to the hole but me but nobody ever accused me of ratting cuz they kno better THEY CAN FEEL THE REAL IN MY EYES y'gnome sain.
Worst case scenario, you can just be somebodys "son" which basically means you follow around an older, more respected inmate and spend most of your time chilling and working out with them. County's a whole different story. I'm pretty sure my cities county makes lockup raw look like a dungeons and dragons game with rizzo and gollum, yours is likely much better. I don't really know much about prisons in the states
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I forgot that I then told him nazism was incompatible with homosexuality, that was the point of what I tried to type but got sidetracked
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sploo you kinda reminds me of this yungster long haired oxycontin junkie hipster from prison who was from a dif city and knew a cousin of mine who's from there. He was incredibly tiny and skinny but absolutely hilarious. He also broke up with his baby mama for cheating on him while he was in prison, lol. He'd start fights and lose and he had a good heart and probably a higher IQ than the median and was consciously trying to distance himself from the negative types and mostly hung with his BFF from le street and people from his city who were hilarious.
One time when we were playing baseball (lol, elementary school) he trolled a christian by going on about how the bible is an account of alien visitation and the christian with scars all over himself got furious and threw the bat and left but I think he apologized to him because he had a good heart. I liked him and saw on facebook like a year ago that he got paroled and likely tried to distance himself from robbing businesses for petty drug money. His roommate was literally the funniest person I ever met.
It's crazy how many people end up in prison that are no real harm to society and how many destructive people there are running around
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It's crazy how many people end up in prison that are no real harm to society and how many destructive people there are running around
but then again everyone in university is "a pussy fag"
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I wouldn't want to kill someone in prison, or even rape them. I would just want someone that I could cuddle with, and someone that could make me happy. I would start by giving that person gifts(candy, snacks, protection, books, porno) and would eventually tell them that it's time to pay me back for all that I've been giving them. At first I would just want to cuddle and kiss, but eventually I would want some oral sex and anal sex.
You could be my boy. XOXO ;)
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It's crazy how many people end up in prison that are no real harm to society and how many destructive people there are running around
but then again everyone in university is "a pussy fag"
at least all the white people
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sploo thinks I'm a bad and shady person but it's really much more complicated than that because his internet IQ extrapolated onto "real world las vegas" is like 71
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i think you're dashing
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When I was in prison I murdered a few white boys who looked just like sploo, so yeah, you're gonna die.
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los angeles county jail is worse than any prison.
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los angeles county jail is worse than any prison.
I can vouch this. Other prisons in the U.S. California is top. I had couple of fights at Downtown Twin Towers over bullshit I wanted no part of but the Mexican Mafia got all these Mexicans brain washed.Prison politics got everyone fighting for their own race not knowing every man is looking out for themselves.
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I'm fairly lanky and effeminate too, but I've never been in prison, just a few month stretches in jail at a time. But in my experience I was actually liked by the guys, I was never forced into doing anything sexual or anything like that. But some of the guys went out of there way to be extra nice to me. I noticed guys getting jealous when other guys would come to my cell and chat with me. the last time I was in jail my celly was a big fat black man, but real cool to me. He'd always talk about how jacking off has made his dick bigger, and would buy me coffee and honey buns.
So my suggestion to you schplew is hand out hand jobs before an actually rape occurs
nah, but from what I've heard most sex in prisons is actually consensual and just played off as a rape when getting caught to stay out of trouble. don't start shit with people and I'm sure you will be fine
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Pretty well every prison has a guy named, Big Bubba. Just watch for out for him.
during the winter here in travis co. there was a big nigger named bubba, he would stare at me when I got out of the shower, I just got used to that kind of stuff, he was just testing me. He turned out to be a real nice guy.
the only fight I ever got in was when I was much younger , 19. I made fun of the black guy because of the way he talked.. while washing dishes he just came up to me and bitch slapped , turned around and started walking away. I threw a stack of trays at his head and immediately got sat on by the big black guard and handcuffed. They took us both back to the dorm where we had to apologize to each other and give each other a hug, then we both got fired.
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Pretty well every prison has a guy named, Big Bubba. Just watch for out for him.
during the winter here in travis co. there was a big nigger named bubba, he would stare at me when I got out of the shower, I just got used to that kind of stuff, he was just testing me. He turned out to be a real nice guy.
the only fight I ever got in was when I was much younger , 19. I made fun of the black guy because of the way he talked.. while washing dishes he just came up to me and bitch slapped , turned around and started walking away. I threw a stack of trays at his head and immediately got sat on by the big black guard and handcuffed. They took us both back to the dorm where we had to apologize to each other and give each other a hug, then we both got fired.
That was nice of them. The jail I know of near me pepper-sprays the participants then sends then to the box for a week to 30 days...depending on how much the co's like them. If the participants annoy the co's they get physically encouraged to stop resisting before going to the box for 30 days
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yeah we are really nice folk here in tx