Well, my diabolical plan for to become sploos father figure is going well
just kidding, I'm not that autistic
I only know two people (off da t0p) that did time in american prison that I've talked to about it, one did like 6 years in a privatized prison and said the jail was awesome, sports and food as far as the eye could see, the other was a weird white supremacist who was transferred up here from a state nobody ever, ever thinks of and even with the massive exposure you get to American news, I forgot it existed, nobody will even guess the state its so unremarkable and insignificant. It's so insignificant that even when you actively think of insignificant states it slips your memory.
Anyways, he came up and talked a buncha retarded racial bullshit that doesn't even apply in Canadian prison and convinced some of the weak and impressionable white guys doing sentences over 5 years to get swazis and all that nonsense and just basically had a minute amount of charisma so convinced dumb urban hillbilly whites it was cool 2 b wite cuz like hitler n stuff. One of them literally had a fat mexican baby mama and tattooed a swaztika on his dick so he'd know never to fuck her again, he was so proud he'd show it to everyone when he was high on painkillers or methadone. Then after the guy from the most insignificant state transferred back down everyone was like "LOL I GOT THESE STUPID TATTOOS NOW MIGHT AS WELL KEEP THE JOKE GOING"
Anyways, that was boring a pointless, the point was I literally used to goosestep up and down the
range making a loud noise I don't know how to articulate via text doing nazi seig heils with my hand under my nose like a mustache. That's borderline PI because it was like 5 inside jokes at once I started other people doing to make fun of the fake nazis who were still kind of my buddies. A good buddy of mine in there who was an actual certified skinhead 14:88 9/11 and he didn't think much of the fake ones and didn't have any problem with black people. He would make hacknied black jokes now and then but would crack to black people all the time. We talked a lot about heavy metal and sports, lol. He had such an explosive temper you'd think it's fake but you can just look in his eyes and see it's not when he starts screaming at random people and taking napkins off their tray (reaching over trays is a big no no) because there's none at his table. I used to sit at the same table but then moved to the next one over because I kept bringing muh frenz 2 cum eat wif us and eventually that incorporated black ppl but of course the real nazi dude didn't care because he's never getting out of jail and has no time for petty racial bigotries when it's really all about killing the jews that ARE THE ORGINAL KEEPERS OF MAN
Anyways, anyways, anyways, none of this has anything to do with you, PM me if you want an answer specifically tailored to you
