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Nature => Green Planet => Topic started by: xbcnfujv on September 27, 2014, 09:50:11 am

Title: taking a shit outside
Post by: xbcnfujv on September 27, 2014, 09:50:11 am
does anyone else enjoy squatting down and taking a shit outside?

it feels so natural.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 10:34:45 pm
No

Thats why god invented modern plumbing and hygiene.  So civilized people don't have to act like niggers

If its a biological necessity and no facilities are around...thats a different story
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Ragus on October 01, 2014, 11:20:03 pm
Do it in front of your dog to teach it thats where to shit.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:29:01 pm
Do it in front of your dog to teach it thats where to shit.

Even better

You wont need to bring toilet paper
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 11:32:02 pm
No

Thats why god invented modern plumbing and hygiene.  So civilized people don't have to act like niggers

If its a biological necessity and no facilities are around...thats a different story

This
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Soso0 on October 02, 2014, 12:08:22 am
I've only taken two shits outside my entire life and it was only cause I was drunk
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Rook on October 12, 2014, 06:53:42 am
My house hasn't had water in the two years I've lived here... well it did once and shortly.. but, you do the math.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Montane on October 12, 2014, 07:39:05 am
I hike for days... sooo yea.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Rook on October 16, 2014, 09:29:48 am
I mean, about everything beyond humans and house trained critters shit outdoors.

 Shit is.. biodegradable. It's probably the more responsible thing to do vs. septic tank installations that will eventually rust out and pollute ground water all at once over a pile of shit a day that would just feed the earth.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 16, 2014, 09:56:46 am
If you're in the middle of a woods and it's a choice between taking a dump behind a tree or shitting yourself, then yes. Live in a remote house and have somewhere specific you go, then yes. There are probably a very small handful of other situations in a modern developed country when shitting outside would be acceptable. 

The only people I've ever seen shitting in public are pikeys and immigrants from India. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df1_1403089917)

It seems to be a cultural thing.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Prometheus on October 17, 2014, 02:57:02 am
There's nothing like a proper squat when things just don't want to move. 90% of the time, I'd be perfectly happy with one of those eastern toilets that is little more than a hole in the floor.

As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Soso0 on October 17, 2014, 03:52:03 am
I mean, about everything beyond humans and house trained critters shit outdoors.

 Shit is.. biodegradable. It's probably the more responsible thing to do vs. septic tank installations that will eventually rust out and pollute ground water all at once over a pile of shit a day that would just feed the earth.
Does biodegradable still apply for someone who consumes a lot of processed food, and items with nasty ass chemicals
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 17, 2014, 03:56:19 am
shitting outdoors ensure much better form and proper care for maintaining long term colon health.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Rook on October 17, 2014, 04:09:05 am
I mean, about everything beyond humans and house trained critters shit outdoors.

 Shit is.. biodegradable. It's probably the more responsible thing to do vs. septic tank installations that will eventually rust out and pollute ground water all at once over a pile of shit a day that would just feed the earth.
Does biodegradable still apply for someone who consumes a lot of processed food, and items with nasty ass chemicals

 I have to admit, I'm not entirely sure of the effect of consuming large amounts of preservatives has on the average human stool in relevancy to it's biodegradable qualities. Most of us here have probably seen those pics/videos of what a macdonalds cheeseburger and fries looks like if you leave it sitting for months..  its stays the same!! Well, for the most part.. Surely over-consumption of processed foods isn't gearing towards a future where we've mistakenly created shits that just wont go away... a bleak future indeed.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Prometheus on October 17, 2014, 06:15:29 am
Those burgers don't stay the same because of preservatives, it's because they're dry enough to essentially turn to jerky before any rot can set in. Preservative free burgers with the same moisture content behave the same.

Most preservative compounds are organic in origin, and will decay on their own, especially in the presence of oxygen, heat, and/or light.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Ninja on October 17, 2014, 06:23:14 am
I hike for days... sooo yea.

This.  Real men shit in the woods.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: baby raper on October 17, 2014, 06:24:49 am
If u put McDonald s french fries on a trail of ants they walk right over them. Try it.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 17, 2014, 06:59:23 am
As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.

Are one of those toilet roll thieves who takes 20 sheets for one wipe and leaves the next person just the cardboard tube to wipe their ass with?  :suspect:

shitting outdoors ensure much better form and proper care for maintaining long term colon health.

I'm aware of the East-West disparity in colorectal cancer, but the correlation between squatting/sittingand cancer is debatable. (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4017696/) I admit shitting in the squatting position makes the passage of stools easier; I surprised myself with just how easy. No need to scare the tourists though.

In fact, for all your indoor squatting needs... (http://www.google.com/patents/US8707473) fuck, why am I looking this stuff up.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Rook on October 17, 2014, 07:53:08 am
^^^ Idk about cancer, but I'm pretty sure sitting vs. squatting does have some impact on when or if one develops hemorrhoids.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: LOVE on October 17, 2014, 11:53:41 am
Strip naked and walk around the the pouring summer rain next time. To take a shit in the tranquility of natural white noise no clothes out in nature is something everyone should experience by choice in their lifetime.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 17, 2014, 02:15:45 pm
where's Ted Danzig Sr and his Drago shitting technique when you need him?
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: GothicSeraph on October 17, 2014, 02:27:51 pm
does anyone else enjoy squatting down and taking a shit outside?

it feels so natural.

It is wonderful, as an aside to the squatting... In chinese hotels some now have "western toilets" and need to post signs like this....
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/06/1412595420340_wps_29_How_Not_To_Use_The_Toilet.jpg)

Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Ninja on October 17, 2014, 05:31:49 pm
Strip naked and walk around the the pouring summer rain next time. To take a shit in the tranquility of natural white noise no clothes out in nature is something everyone should experience by choice in their lifetime.

Last summer I lived down by the river and so my options were to either bathe in the gas station sink or in the rain.  I did this many times. 
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: Prometheus on October 18, 2014, 08:44:00 am
As for actually dropping a deuce outdoors, I've only done that while camping, and no plumbing is around. It's the wiping that is the difficult part, the wind just takes your shit-paper everywhere.

Are one of those toilet roll thieves who takes 20 sheets for one wipe and leaves the next person just the cardboard tube to wipe their ass with?  :suspect:


Well, I try not to use that much, but sometimes that's what it takes. More, one sheet each for 40 wipes. When I was recently a toilet nomad (new one is installed now) I brought my own paper with me.
Title: Re: taking a shit outside
Post by: mashleshmash on October 18, 2014, 08:50:09 am
We have railroad tracks about a quarter mile down the road, there's a small service station beside the tracks.

One day me and my buddy were looking on binoculars and saw a group of kids ride up on a bike.  One of them pulled down their pants and shit next to the station.  Pretty funny at the time.