As entertaining as it would be to accept this deal or others like it, the staff will not be making these kinds of deals with its members at all.
As staff members, when it comes to our jobs, we cannot afford to mess and screw around. We cannot get mixed up in these sorts of things. Instead, we have to be that guy nobody likes. Like the police officers that have to come over and break up a house party because of several noise complaints. Like a dad who tells his kids that they need to eat their vegetables or else they don't get to smoke their daily allowance of crack.
We have to be model posters, above any and all drama and politics that may arise on the forum, and part of doing that means we can't make such deals as this with other members.
Hmm you don't gotta ban him I guess. Just change his name to uh...
millionsofcuddlycats
Oh gods... The temptation is too much. I give in.
Never underestimate the power of love.
Arnox the two faced bitch strikes again. His crush for equihatehernamesomuch is disgusting. This was very bad moderation and you suck at foruming. De-adminize yourself and let me run this place or anyone else, doesn't really matter because you are obviously the worst choice. Your professionalism doesn't exist. And you are just desperate for tranny pussy/dick/whatever.
This is what you're doing this for, Arnox.
(http://i.imgur.com/hRhH11f.png)
Never underestimate the power of love.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 12:27:29 am
Fuck me, this is retarded. Holy shit.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:32:35 am
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:34:05 am
I laughed at the picture of the cut up legs and I don't know why, I wouldn't wish that on anyone but the worst. I think it was the "power of love" juxtaposition
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 12:35:46 am
I'm fucking done.
It can literally not get any worse from this point. I request that Infinityshock becomes mod with admin powers.
I... I.. >:(
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: equanimity on September 23, 2014, 12:36:03 am
As entertaining as it would be to accept this deal or others like it, the staff will not be making these kinds of deals with its members at all.
As staff members, when it comes to our jobs, we cannot afford to mess and screw around. We cannot get mixed up in these sorts of things. Instead, we have to be that guy nobody likes. Like the police officers that have to come over and break up a house party because of several noise complaints. Like a dad who tells his kids that they need to eat their vegetables or else they don't get to smoke their daily allowance of crack.
We have to be model posters, above any and all drama and politics that may arise on the forum, and part of doing that means we can't make such deals as this with other members.
Hmm you don't gotta ban him I guess. Just change his name to uh...
millionsofcuddlycats
Oh gods... The temptation is too much. I give in.
Never underestimate the power of love.
Arnox the two faced bitch strikes again. His crush for equihatehernamesomuch is disgusting. This was very bad moderation and you suck at foruming. De-adminize yourself and let me run this place or anyone else, doesn't really matter because you are obviously the worst choice. Your professionalism doesn't exist. And you are just desperate for tranny pussy/dick/whatever.
This is what you're doing this for, Arnox.
(http://i.imgur.com/hRhH11f.png)
Never underestimate the power of love.
lol.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 12:42:05 am
I'm going to celebrate your death equifuck.
Ever seen a cute little kitty get killed by a stilleto? Just fucking wait. I'll bomb your inbox with kitty gore even though I hate that shit.
You are fucking done.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:43:16 am
Your mind will not be able to withstand the torture I'll bring upon you.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: equanimity on September 23, 2014, 12:49:37 am
Withstanding torture is my middle name!
But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore. I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me. It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 12:53:02 am
But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore. I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me. It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.
I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:54:08 am
sanctuary is far more disturbing than zoklet
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: equanimity on September 23, 2014, 12:54:18 am
But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore. I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me. It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.
I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU
That's seriously not even something you should joke about. Pull it back a bit.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 12:55:06 am
translation: im suffering from severe feminine itch and burning. someone cram a long sharp object into my vagina to satiate my urge to have long sharp objects crammed into my orifices
stfu you whiny little cocksucker. at the very least let the large quantity of pharmaceuticals coursing through your veins wear off...or take the proper ones...so you have some semblance of cognitive ability.
your stupid ass posts made no sense whatso fucking ever
quit posting and go kill yourself, idiot
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 12:58:28 am
But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore. I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me. It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.
I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU
That's seriously not even something you should joke about. Pull it back a bit.
You made them suffer. It's all your fault. For every cut I count on your legs one of my cats gets whipped with a stick.
I'll murder my fucking family because of you....
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Arnox on September 23, 2014, 01:03:53 am
OP is just mad he never gets any.
Besides, I'm not responsible for my actions. She did some sort of mind meld of cuteness and fluffiness.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:05:43 am
Besides, I'm not responsible for my actions. She did some sort of mind meld of cuteness and fluffiness. I'm not responsible for my actions.
Haha, you're so cute and funny. >:(
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 01:07:13 am
I didn't even read anything in this thread except the red letters and saw the scary pictures and something about harming defenseless animals and that was all it took for me to realize this website is pure evil I need to vanquish myself of
(http://i.imgur.com/Hz0qQLR.png)
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: equanimity on September 23, 2014, 01:08:55 am
But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore. I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me. It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.
I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU
That's seriously not even something you should joke about. Pull it back a bit.
You made them suffer. It's all your fault. For every cut I count on your legs one of my cats gets whipped with a stick.
I'll murder my fucking family because of you....
Do not say things like that. It's not funny.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 23, 2014, 01:14:28 am
I didn't even read anything in this thread except the red letters and saw the scary pictures and something about harming defenseless animals and that was all it took for me to realize this website is pure evil I need to vanquish myself of
(http://i.imgur.com/Hz0qQLR.png)
ooo inb4 b&
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:15:00 am
My oldest cat's name is Pasha. He's about 16 years old and can barely see. He's a dark tiger. He's weak and sometimes he needs help finding his little bowl with the food. He used to drink out of the sink but now he's to old to jump up so I carry him to the stream until he's had enough.
Looks like I'll drown him tomorrow in the sink he liked the most.
I'm already crying here.. he was one of my best buddies no matter what. Why equimanity? Why?
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 01:16:29 am
My oldest cat's name is Pasha. He's about 16 years old and can barely see. He's a dark tiger. He's weak and sometimes he needs help finding his little bowl with the food. He used to drink out of the sink but now he's to old to jump up so I carry him to the stream until he's had enough.
Looks like I'll drown him tomorrow in the sink he liked the most.
I'm already crying here.. he was one of my best buddies no matter what. Why equimanity? Why?
This is good.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:17:56 am
That's because I am here. No Snoopy. No Bradley....
RisiR and I'm a fucking force of nature. I am pure hate. DONT FUCKING PUSH ME!
youre a whiny little bitch suffering from some sort of neurological disorder who is only a relapse away from becoming a permanent member of a state-run residential treatment facility
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:18:20 am
But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore. I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me. It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.
I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU
That's seriously not even something you should joke about. Pull it back a bit.
You made them suffer. It's all your fault. For every cut I count on your legs one of my cats gets whipped with a stick.
I'll murder my fucking family because of you....
Do not say things like that. It's not funny.
its fucking hilarious
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:18:45 am
My oldest cat's name is Pasha. He's about 16 years old and can barely see. He's a dark tiger. He's weak and sometimes he needs help finding his little bowl with the food. He used to drink out of the sink but now he's to old to jump up so I carry him to the stream until he's had enough.
Looks like I'll drown him tomorrow in the sink he liked the most.
I'm already crying here.. he was one of my best buddies no matter what. Why equimanity? Why?
do this on live streaming video and ill pay you $5
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 01:20:37 am
My oldest cat's name is Pasha. He's about 16 years old and can barely see. He's a dark tiger. He's weak and sometimes he needs help finding his little bowl with the food. He used to drink out of the sink but now he's to old to jump up so I carry him to the stream until he's had enough.
Looks like I'll drown him tomorrow in the sink he liked the most.
I'm already crying here.. he was one of my best buddies no matter what. Why equimanity? Why?
How do you think he would feel if he knew you had said this about him?
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:26:03 am
That's because I am here. No Snoopy. No Bradley....
RisiR and I'm a fucking force of nature. I am pure hate. DONT FUCKING PUSH ME!
Dude, are you sure you don't want to share your money and drugs with me?
he has no money and all the drugs he gets are from selling his various orifices to whomever is willing to exchange controlled substances for their usage
you cant be foolish enough to believe the shitposts he spams this board with could possibly originate from someone that isnt heavily medicated
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:29:45 am
My oldest cat's name is Pasha. He's about 16 years old and can barely see. He's a dark tiger. He's weak and sometimes he needs help finding his little bowl with the food. He used to drink out of the sink but now he's to old to jump up so I carry him to the stream until he's had enough.
Looks like I'll drown him tomorrow in the sink he liked the most.
I'm already crying here.. he was one of my best buddies no matter what. Why equimanity? Why?
How do you think he would feel if he knew you had said this about him?
He'd absolutely fucking hate you.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 01:33:47 am
That's because I am here. No Snoopy. No Bradley....
RisiR and I'm a fucking force of nature. I am pure hate. DONT FUCKING PUSH ME!
Dude, are you sure you don't want to share your money and drugs with me?
he has no money and all the drugs he gets are from selling his various orifices to whomever is willing to exchange controlled substances for their usage
you cant be foolish enough to believe the shitposts he spams this board with could possibly originate from someone that isnt heavily medicated
He claimed to have lots of money and drugs so of course he is heavily medicated. The rich, heavily medicated need friends too.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:36:38 am
I'm actually sober and not on any medication. I have Major Depressive Disorder but I don't like SSRI's and the likes.
Now, stop derailing this fucking thread.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 23, 2014, 01:39:09 am
Who the fuck calls it Major Depressive Disorder?
It's called clinical depression.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 01:40:03 am
No offense, but I thought you already fucking left the forum in a similarly related matter? Now, you're back telling me not to derail a thread where you're just bitching about the same old shit (though, that part about Arnox with the tranny really freaked me out too, bro.) But, no, I'll derail any fucking thread I want until I'm silenced with money and drugs. Wheres my fucking FBI handler when I need one? Fucking, Allah Akbar!
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 01:44:38 am
Confirmed socially awkward loser. Nobody calls it that IRL outside of a psychology dissertation. They call it clinical depression. My mistake was assuming you interacted with the outside world.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:46:44 am
No offense, but I thought you already fucking left the forum in a similarly related matter? Now, you're back telling me not to derail a thread where you're just bitching about the same old shit (though, that part about Arnox with the tranny really freaked me out too, bro.) But, no, I'll derail any fucking thread I want until I'm silenced with money and drugs. Wheres my fucking FBI handler when I need one? Fucking, Allah Akbar!
You are going to be homeless soon and winter is coming. You have greater problems than my threads and now fuck off you unfunny wannabe.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:50:31 am
Confirmed socially awkward loser. Nobody calls it that IRL outside of a psychology dissertation. They call it clinical depression. My mistake was assuming you interacted with the outside world.
Facts are hard to swallow sometimes you untermensch.
Go do some heroin and leave me the fuck alone with your imbecile dumbshit.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 01:51:00 am
No offense, but I thought you already fucking left the forum in a similarly related matter? Now, you're back telling me not to derail a thread where you're just bitching about the same old shit (though, that part about Arnox with the tranny really freaked me out too, bro.) But, no, I'll derail any fucking thread I want until I'm silenced with money and drugs. Wheres my fucking FBI handler when I need one? Fucking, Allah Akbar!
You are going to be homeless soon and winter is coming. You have greater problems than my threads and now fuck off you unfunny wannabe.
Yeah, but none of that scares me. I was homeless during winter last year. A military sleeping bag in the park. If anything, I'd pedal my ass south and try to find some warm tropical pussy to crawl up inside.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 01:53:48 am
I'm also German and this is my 2nd language.
Major Depressive Disorder. That's how it's called when the grown ups talk. What a fucking heroin addicted shitstain.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:58:31 am
Confirmed socially awkward loser. Nobody calls it that IRL outside of a psychology dissertation. They call it clinical depression. My mistake was assuming you interacted with the outside world.
Facts are hard to swallow sometimes you untermensch.
Go do some heroin and leave me the fuck alone with your imbecile dumbshit.
you dont find anything hard to swallow. certainly not after the years of practice that muslim mouth of yours has had huffing cock and guzzling nut butter
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 02:00:47 am
Major Depressive Disorder. That's how it's called when the grown ups talk. What a fucking heroin addicted shitstain.
I think that people don't really have a clue what the fuck they are talking about. Look at history. We've had like a handful of humans throughout our vast history that have fucking done anything valuable at all for our race. Most of them were misfits and miscreants. And, now we live in an environment where all of that is shunned in favor of some government = god bullshit where everything is controlled and no real innovation can exist. But, somewhere deep inside we all did dream at one point about changing the world. You're only depressed, because you haven't figured out how.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:02:23 am
Major Depressive Disorder. That's how it's called when the grown ups talk. What a fucking heroin addicted shitstain.
Lol, you're not german. I'm like 1/4 german and I can tell you're not
Ach wirklich? Dann unterhalten wir uns foch einfach in Deutsch du schwule Hure. Hmm, wie wärs damit?
Meine Großeltern sind schon lange tot und ich kann google translate zu schwach du dreckiger Mädchen
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:08:20 am
Freut mich, dass das Untermenschen Dreckspack tot ist. Ich werd mal kucken ob ich ihre Gräber find, dann setz ich n fetten Haufen drauf für dich du Hurensohn.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:09:27 am
Yeah, but none of that scares me. I was homeless during winter last year. A military sleeping bag in the park. If anything, I'd pedal my ass south and try to find some warm tropical pussy to crawl up inside.
When I was in my late teens I spent a few winter nights sleeping on the heating grates behind fast food restaurants. A few nights I would hang out in dennys and try to stretch out the free coffee refills as long as I could. I also lived in my girlfriends closet (she lived with her parents still) for over a month.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:15:47 am
I ka au Schwäbisch schwetza du Hundesohn, versuch dein Google moal doardamit.
That's a southern dialect. Good luck translating that.
Title: Re: The Model Posters
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 02:21:17 am