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Title: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 21, 2014, 10:56:21 am
Just ate 4 bags of ruffles chips with tostidos nacho cheese sauce, then I drank 3 cans of brisk iced tea and now I'm microwaving a burrito at 5 in the morning. I've gained 10 pounds this week so now I've broken into the 400 pound level and I am starting to lose the will to live. I hope I don't wake up.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 21, 2014, 10:57:11 am
What am I supposed to do? Please help me I have no one to talk to.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 21, 2014, 10:59:50 am
I don't even own sunscreen or a pair of shorts, I bought used tires and they're already bald. I talk like Im black, but I'm not. I haven't had sex in 9 years. I haven't eaten a piece of fruit in months.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 21, 2014, 11:05:51 am
OH GOD I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO HELP ME
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 02:00:37 pm
OH GOD I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO HELP ME

No one wants to help fattys.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Shiva on September 21, 2014, 02:01:45 pm
Kill yourself and or molotov everything.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Infinityshock on September 21, 2014, 02:42:56 pm
Get naked. Post pics

Ill fap to them for u
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Antidote on September 22, 2014, 01:32:05 am
Just ate 4 bags of ruffles chips with tostidos nacho cheese sauce, then I drank 3 cans of brisk iced tea and now I'm microwaving a burrito at 5 in the morning. I've gained 10 pounds this week so now I've broken into the 400 pound level and I am starting to lose the will to live. I hope I don't wake up.

The answer is meth.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 05:03:22 pm
I've started to take reallu hot showers as I heard that helps with weight loss. Ive also been sitting out in the sun to burn off fat too.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Antidote on September 22, 2014, 05:33:08 pm
I've started to take reallu hot showers as I heard that helps with weight loss. Ive also been sitting out in the sun to burn off fat too.

ALLYOUNEEDISMETH
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 06:04:35 pm
This is the worst gimmick you ever had Dumpster Slut. Please stop.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Antidote on September 22, 2014, 06:14:43 pm
INJECT HER WITH METH
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 06:18:21 pm
He's a guy and just trolling.

Though, he probably is fat and ugly. This shit is a gimmick.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Antidote on September 22, 2014, 06:21:07 pm
He's a guy and just trolling.

Though, he probably is fat and ugly. This shit is a gimmick.

Lol the answer still remains meth...
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 06:28:14 pm
Are you on meth right now, Anti?
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Antidote on September 22, 2014, 06:53:46 pm
Are you on meth right now, Anti?

Nahh.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 06:57:29 pm
Are you on meth right now, Anti?

Nahh.
Damn, I wanted to get high from eating your asshole.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Ninja on September 22, 2014, 06:58:09 pm
I agree.  Meth or heroin.  Those people are always skinny.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 09:27:19 pm
He's a guy and just trolling.

Though, he probably is fat and ugly. This shit is a gimmick.

You saying my life is a gimick...
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 09:35:31 pm
He's a guy and just trolling.

Though, he probably is fat and ugly. This shit is a gimmick.

You saying my life is a gimick...
Ask yourself and answer truthfully. Isn't it? Dumpster Slut.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Ninja on September 22, 2014, 09:36:15 pm
What's he trying to sell now?
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 11:07:17 pm
I thought id be able to get some help here..............
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: kroz on September 22, 2014, 11:52:35 pm
I'm 135lbs wish I could gain weight from all the trash I eat
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 23, 2014, 05:12:30 am
I ate an entire box of klondike bars and I want to kill myself
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Soso0 on September 23, 2014, 05:45:33 am
I ate an entire box of klondike bars and I want to kill myself
Jesus fuck, they're not gonna run away from you.

The No Fatty Gets Left Behind Program---
So step one is throw all that garbage you're eating away. Buy some vegetables and fruits and if you can't afford them at least buy them canned, DONT FORGET WATER, NO SUGARY JUICE AND NO POP. Step two ,get off your fat ass and go on a walk once a day and no not from your chair to the fridge I mean an actual walk OUTDOORS. Don't just go around the block and call it a walk. Im talking miles.

Seriously just follow these two simple things and you will see how much of a difference it will make.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 24, 2014, 08:35:24 pm
I ate subway every day this week and I feel thinner
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 24, 2014, 08:35:38 pm
I ate subway every day this week and I feel thinner. Thanks guys!
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 08:37:18 pm
I loled
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Soso0 on September 24, 2014, 09:39:31 pm
Well that's a fourth of a step better than nothin
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 26, 2014, 07:01:47 pm
Hey guyz, I just wanted to say that I lied about this thread and I am infact the most attractive person on this website. I am the optimal human specimen and you fuckers could never be as beautiful as me.

Thanks,

Dumpster Slut
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: AFJ on September 26, 2014, 07:07:43 pm
Fat ugly trash, needs to kill themselves.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Rowan on September 26, 2014, 07:41:13 pm
How did this thread go on for two fucking pages?!?!

(http://www.paulogata.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/logan.jpg)
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: AFJ on September 26, 2014, 07:54:46 pm
How did this thread go on for two fucking pages?!?!

[img]http://www.paulogata.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/logan.jpg[/img]
;D
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Soso0 on September 26, 2014, 08:09:54 pm
Hey guyz, I just wanted to say that I lied about this thread and I am infact the most attractive person on this website. I am the optimal human specimen and you fuckers could never be as beautiful as me.

Thanks,

Dumpster Slut
fucking lies we've seen your fat ass already
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 10:38:56 am
Sorry. Only if - I am the modern representation of an ancient beauty that has largely been diluted through social conditioning.


You love me.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: SBTlauien on September 27, 2014, 10:42:16 am
I said it before, and I say it again.  Liposuction, fatty.
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 10:46:29 am
I run 8 miles every day and have a vegetarian diet. I can bench rep my body weight and have an 8in penis.


I should be in hollywood acting in romantic comedies so I could get the opportunity to kick ben stiller in the face




When peyton manning is revealed to be a child molestor and/or gay, I will live forever.






Goodnight
Title: Re: I AM FAT AND UGLY
Post by: SBTlauien on September 27, 2014, 11:02:34 am
Can you even see your penis?