Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
Title: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers. Anyone want to spar?
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: joe camel on September 20, 2014, 02:47:08 am
Dude i was playing tekken revolution the other night and the guy i wasplaying against was this girl whose special move was where she laid on her back and got up on all fours belly up and basically humped the air and dude she kicked my ass.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:54:02 am
Dude i was playing tekken revolution the other night and the guy i wasplaying against was this girl whose special move was where she laid on her back and got up on all fours belly up and basically humped the air and dude she kicked my ass.
I'm telling you, it's a thing.
Now put your guard up, I am going to unleash the snake
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: joe camel on September 20, 2014, 03:20:57 am
Dude i was playing tekken revolution the other night and the guy i wasplaying against was this girl whose special move was where she laid on her back and got up on all fours belly up and basically humped the air and dude she kicked my ass.
I'm telling you, it's a thing.
Now put your guard up, I am going to unleash the snake
My snake is bigger than yours.
MY ANACONDA DON'T MY ANACONDA DON'T MY ANACONDA DON'T MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 03:37:09 am
My "tactics" literally have nothing to do with you making a thread challenging others to spar with you balls.
And leave it to you to actually take such a thread seriously. Do you really think that such a thing is even physically possible? You probably fucking do.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 08:55:13 pm
My "tactics" literally have nothing to do with you making a thread challenging others to spar with you balls.
And leave it to you to actually take such a thread seriously. Do you really think that such a thing is even physically possible? You probably fucking do.
No I think that you having the thoughts in your mind that caused you to think this thread would be funny is due to your well documented latent homosexual tendencies.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: Ninja on September 22, 2014, 09:03:08 pm
Look guys, all I'm saying is that historically speaking, all of the greatest warriors were all fucking each other. I bet it wasn't even intentional either. Like, you know. Billy was bending over to attach his shoe armor and Phil just flew into automatic, robotic penetration mode. I think that's what they call battle rage. Or Friendly Fire or something... Fucking faggots!
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 09:04:51 pm
No I think that you having the thoughts in your mind that caused you to think this thread would be funny is due to your well documented latent homosexual tendencies.
No, the funny thread was where I wrote a play simulating my brutal rape of your elderly, defenseless mother.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: malice on September 22, 2014, 09:11:04 pm
No I think that you having the thoughts in your mind that caused you to think this thread would be funny is due to your well documented latent homosexual tendencies.
No, the funny thread was where I wrote a play simulating my brutal rape of your elderly, defenseless mother.
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.
Now that story was funny
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 09:12:45 pm
Can you imagine how hc45 smells?
OMG, I just gave myself anorexia.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: malice on September 22, 2014, 09:20:01 pm
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.
Now that story was funny
It would have to be a story, because in reality, you try to get in my door, the last thing you will hear is a volley of rifle fire.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 09:31:55 pm
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.
Now that story was funny
It would have to be a story, because in reality, you try to get in my door, the last thing you will hear is a volley of rifle fire.
I doubt he would hear it on such a short distance. The bullets are too fast.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: malice on September 22, 2014, 09:37:01 pm
I doubt he would hear it on such a short distance. The bullets are too fast.
I would have to get a killshot first shot, through the door, for them not to hear it. I may miss first shot, or may mortally wound them, who knows? No real line of sight. I would never shoot through a door anyway, though.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: malice on September 22, 2014, 09:40:28 pm
No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.
Now that story was funny
It would have to be a story, because in reality, you try to get in my door, the last thing you will hear is a volley of rifle fire.
Nah coz pussies like you would never have the guts to give our your address because you would shit and piss in your panties from fright because in reality you are a coward
the only way to prove otherwise is to post your address so I can fly over seas and see if you really could shot me with that fake rifle of yours
Is Rifle the secret word your father uses as he rapes you ever night before you go to sleep, in your jammy jams? I am guessing the answer to all the above is yes and that you will prove you are a coward by not posting your address for me to see
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 09:45:34 pm
You act like a man, you smell like a man, you are a man.
A transexual man.
Title: Re: I am developing a new martial art where
Post by: malice on September 22, 2014, 09:52:00 pm
Nah coz pussies like you would never have the guts to give our your address because you would shit and piss in your panties from fright because in reality you are a coward
the only way to prove otherwise is to post your address so I can fly over seas and see if you really could shot me with that fake rifle of yours
Is Rifle the secret word your father uses as he rapes you ever night before you go to sleep, in your jammy jams? I am guessing the answer to all the above is yes and that you will prove you are a coward by not posting your address for me to see