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Ego => Reinvent Yourself => Topic started by: Matius on September 17, 2014, 10:49:18 pm

Title: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Matius on September 17, 2014, 10:49:18 pm
Seriously for like 4 days my asshole has been itchy, I think its from my soap, I try to rinse it all outta there....

I don't think its from over-wiping because I haven't been shitting.

I don't want your advice, I just thought you all should know.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 10:51:31 pm
Thanks man. Info much appreciated.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 11:26:33 pm
you should have your sex partners change the type of lube they use

post pics
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:31:26 pm
You'll never understand that requesting pictures of homosexual activities makes YOU the faggot, right?

You want to see men having sex, preferably in perverted ways. You are homosexual.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 11:33:46 pm
You'll never understand that requesting pictures of homosexual activities makes YOU the faggot, right?

You want to see men having sex, preferably in perverted ways. You are homosexual.

tongue my taint, faggot
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:35:00 pm
Hahaha... you.. oh you.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 17, 2014, 11:40:24 pm
One time I had a mite colony inside my ass and it would give me an orgasm when I shit.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 12:30:15 am
One time I had a mite colony inside my ass and it would give me an orgasm when I shit.

you should have migrated some of them to your vagina then you would have never needed to leave your bed
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: LOVE on September 29, 2014, 07:03:21 am
Posting a thread with a description of your malady on Sanc isn't how you receive an accurate medical diagnosis. You need to post pictures too.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: TOMMYJOHN69 on September 30, 2014, 09:27:29 pm
I believe it could be pinworm

A few years back I had uncontrollable itching of my anus hole, and the dr took a stool sample and found it to be infested with pinworms.

They gave me some pills and it cleared up in a week or two.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Vulture on September 30, 2014, 09:45:30 pm
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 30, 2014, 09:49:22 pm
Or a bad hemmorhoid.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: equanimity on September 30, 2014, 11:18:43 pm
What kind of lotion are you using?
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: TOMMYJOHN69 on September 30, 2014, 11:19:43 pm
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 12:06:44 am
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills

You are always such a breath of fresh air, TJ.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 06:08:20 pm
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills

You dont need a maid...make your aunt do the cleaning...thatll save money. Then for extra spending money you could pimp her out on craigslist.

Problems solved
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: TOMMYJOHN69 on October 02, 2014, 10:37:55 pm
Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.
For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills

You dont need a maid...make your aunt do the cleaning...thatll save money. Then for extra spending money you could pimp her out on craigslist.

Problems solved
My aunt won't come any where near me let alone my family.

The amount of trash surrounding me is unbelievable. It sucks because i know it smells bad but you get used to it. These bed sores on my underside are so painful when I stand up, but they go numb when I sit down I think the circulation makes the pain go away.

Shower? Forget about it. Water pumps broke and simply cannot afford to fix.

Besides the fact that I can't afford HIV meds and I've gained 250 lbs in 3 years after stopping ampthetamines that I was taking daily for 20 years, I'm doing well talking to girls on ook-cupid.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 11:37:01 am
Sounds like you have everything under control and are living the good life

Post pics so everyone has a visual aid of you and your living conditions
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: DiStOrTiOn on October 04, 2014, 08:26:37 am
you disgusting fucks

kill yourselves
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: John Smith on October 04, 2014, 09:47:38 am
My aunt won't come any where near me let alone my family.

The amount of trash surrounding me is unbelievable. It sucks because i know it smells bad but you get used to it. These bed sores on my underside are so painful when I stand up, but they go numb when I sit down I think the circulation makes the pain go away.

Shower? Forget about it. Water pumps broke and simply cannot afford to fix.

Besides the fact that I can't afford HIV meds and I've gained 250 lbs in 3 years after stopping ampthetamines that I was taking daily for 20 years, I'm doing well talking to girls on ook-cupid.

I really hope this is true.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Vulture on October 04, 2014, 10:03:09 am
These bed sores on my underside are so painful
I recommend maggot therapy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQtrtDuYwfk
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: John Smith on October 05, 2014, 01:39:19 am
My aunt won't come any where near me let alone my family.

The amount of trash surrounding me is unbelievable. It sucks because i know it smells bad but you get used to it. These bed sores on my underside are so painful when I stand up, but they go numb when I sit down I think the circulation makes the pain go away.

Shower? Forget about it. Water pumps broke and simply cannot afford to fix.

Besides the fact that I can't afford HIV meds and I've gained 250 lbs in 3 years after stopping ampthetamines that I was taking daily for 20 years, I'm doing well talking to girls on ook-cupid.

Can you post some picture of this including your username? It doesn't sound believable, you'd be much more likely to have people help you with proof.
Title: Re: Advanced Buttrot
Post by: Toxication on October 05, 2014, 01:56:33 am
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