The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 09:18:39 am
-
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor
-
way too easy
-
First world problems.
-
Do you like carrots?
Anyways, this shitpost a shit.
-
I would say you need fucking killed, and I would be right.
-
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.
-
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.
Do you spit and ejaculate on your parents' floor like the OP? If so, you need fucking killed, too.
-
3rd grade lung cancer isn't funny.
-
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.
Do you spit and ejaculate on your parents' floor like the OP? If so, you need fucking killed, too.
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.
-
The drug abuse has caught up to you
-
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.
I am flattered, but no thanks. I ain't into none of that gay shit, now
-
prolintane tastes like dirty socks (lel socks) and semen. It's ghey.
-
prolintane tastes like dirty socks (lel socks) and semen. It's ghey.
gay checklist:
-----------------------------------
Familiar with the taste of semen - check
-
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.
I am flattered, but no thanks. I ain't into none of that gay shit, now
Shut the fuck up, fatty. Go finish up your Taco Bell before I fuck you in the ass again with my strap-on.
-
with my strap-on
Uhhhh.......what?...........
-
looks like we got a bit of a little CONUNDRUM HERE
-
looks like we got a bit of a little CONUNDRUM HERE
I actually watched the tv series max headroom when it aired on network tv. And there was a pepsi van that drove around the mahoning valley that had a tv with max headroom in it, and he would talk to you and shit. Hot FM 101 radio station sponsored it, and they gave out prizes and shit. I got a 'max headroom' baseball cap, but it was cheap foam and cardboard.
-
thats fucking awesome
-
thats fucking awesome
So are you going to send me a decent baseball cap or not, you cheap fuck? It has been fucking 27 years
-
with my strap-on
Uhhhh.......what?...........
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.
-
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.
That isn't a penis, it is just an enlarged clit.
-
Ooo ooo magoo
-
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor
Someone is paying you a late night visit and shooting a load down your gullet whilst you slumber
-
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor
Someone is paying you a late night visit and shooting a load down your gullet whilst you slumber
Oh FUCKZ yeah
-
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.
That isn't a penis, it is just an enlarged clit.
Badumtss.