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Title: this makes me mad
Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 09:18:39 am
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an  afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: aldra on September 17, 2014, 09:20:32 am
way too easy
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: SupremeGentleman on September 17, 2014, 09:21:28 am
First world problems.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Legend on September 17, 2014, 06:05:31 pm
Do you like carrots?

Anyways, this shitpost a shit.

Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:08:26 pm
I would say you need fucking killed, and I would be right.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:31:36 pm
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:33:04 pm
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.

Do you spit and ejaculate on your parents' floor like the OP?  If so, you need fucking killed, too.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 06:37:02 pm
3rd grade lung cancer isn't funny.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:38:42 pm
Did you drink milk before it happened? Everytime I drink milk and spit a couple of minutes later it's always so white-ish.

Do you spit and ejaculate on your parents' floor like the OP?  If so, you need fucking killed, too.

No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Soso0 on September 17, 2014, 06:39:17 pm
The drug abuse has caught up to you
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:43:05 pm
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.

I am flattered, but no thanks.  I ain't into none of that gay shit, now
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 06:48:10 pm
prolintane tastes like dirty socks (lel socks) and semen. It's ghey.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:50:35 pm
prolintane tastes like dirty socks (lel socks) and semen. It's ghey.

gay checklist:
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Familiar with the taste of semen - check



Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:51:45 pm
No, I am only able to ejaculate when I think of you, you filthy fat faggot.

I am flattered, but no thanks.  I ain't into none of that gay shit, now

Shut the fuck up, fatty. Go finish up your Taco Bell before I fuck you in the ass again with my strap-on.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:54:33 pm
with my strap-on

Uhhhh.......what?...........
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 06:55:14 pm
looks like we got a bit of a little CONUNDRUM HERE
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:58:25 pm
looks like we got a bit of a little CONUNDRUM HERE

I actually watched the tv series max headroom when it aired on network tv.  And there was a pepsi van that drove around the mahoning valley that had a tv with max headroom in it, and he would talk to you and shit.  Hot FM 101 radio station sponsored it, and they gave out prizes and shit.  I got a 'max headroom' baseball cap, but it was cheap foam and cardboard. 
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 06:59:49 pm
thats fucking awesome
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 07:05:25 pm
thats fucking awesome

So are you going to send me a decent baseball cap or not, you cheap fuck?  It has been fucking 27 years
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 07:07:02 pm
with my strap-on

Uhhhh.......what?...........

My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 07:11:39 pm
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.

That isn't a penis, it is just an enlarged clit.
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Endmediocrity on September 18, 2014, 02:01:24 pm
Ooo ooo magoo
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 02:17:49 pm
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an  afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor

Someone is paying you a late night visit and shooting a load down your gullet whilst you slumber
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Endmediocrity on September 18, 2014, 02:28:33 pm
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an  afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor

Someone is paying you a late night visit and shooting a load down your gullet whilst you slumber

Oh FUCKZ yeah
Title: Re: this makes me mad
Post by: Michael Myers on September 18, 2014, 02:29:51 pm
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.

That isn't a penis, it is just an enlarged clit.



Badumtss.