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Offline Max Headroom

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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 06:55:14 pm »
looks like we got a bit of a little CONUNDRUM HERE
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 06:58:25 pm »
looks like we got a bit of a little CONUNDRUM HERE

I actually watched the tv series max headroom when it aired on network tv.  And there was a pepsi van that drove around the mahoning valley that had a tv with max headroom in it, and he would talk to you and shit.  Hot FM 101 radio station sponsored it, and they gave out prizes and shit.  I got a 'max headroom' baseball cap, but it was cheap foam and cardboard. 
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 06:59:49 pm »
thats fucking awesome
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 07:05:25 pm »
thats fucking awesome

So are you going to send me a decent baseball cap or not, you cheap fuck?  It has been fucking 27 years
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 07:07:02 pm »
with my strap-on

Uhhhh.......what?...........

My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.

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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 07:11:39 pm »
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.

That isn't a penis, it is just an enlarged clit.
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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2014, 02:01:24 pm »
Ooo ooo magoo

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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2014, 02:17:49 pm »
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an  afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor

Someone is paying you a late night visit and shooting a load down your gullet whilst you slumber

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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2014, 02:28:33 pm »
whenm i cough up phelgm on the floor it looks an  afwul loy like when i spray semen on the floor

Someone is paying you a late night visit and shooting a load down your gullet whilst you slumber

Oh FUCKZ yeah

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Re: this makes me mad
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2014, 02:29:51 pm »
My 2 inch penis makes me feel inferior.

That isn't a penis, it is just an enlarged clit.



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