The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: mojo4567 on September 15, 2014, 06:34:11 pm
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Basically there is a store near my school that me and my friends go to. just 2 weeks before I had been confronted by loss protection after stealing some stuff, but did the "you cant detain me" shit. Anyways I stole more shit today and now im getting fined 250 bucks. Where did I go wrong? I told him he couldnt detain me so he called the police and school security and followed me. I told them my name and plwaded the fifth. Is it easier to shoplift if the LP dont have the phone number to your school? I feel like in real life LP have lots less power.
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mistake number 1 - getting caught, getting out of it, and going back to the same store so soon
mistake number 2 - you told them your name
mistake number 3 - you didn't run away
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mistake number 1 - getting caught, getting out of it, and going back to the same store so soon
mistake number 2 - you told them your name
mistake number 3 - you didn't run away
Agreed. OP should have called him a cunt and ran away.
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mistake number 1 - getting caught, getting out of it, and going back to the same store so soon
mistake number 2 - you told them your name
mistake number 3 - you didn't run away
Agreed. OP should have called him a cunt and ran away.
All of these good points :/ I figure I shouldnt shoplift somewhere that my school counsler can spit into either
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Why didn't you just book it OP?
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If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them
Was he black?
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If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them
Was he black?
I have always heard that lp cannot touch you, or detain you outside the store. This man did both so I am mystified.
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If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them
Was he black?
I have always heard that lp cannot touch you, or detain you outside the store. This man did both so I am mystified.
Some stores have a 'don't chase' policy. Some stores have a chase them down and tackle them policy. Either way, whoever told you they cannot detain you doesn't know what they are talking about. They can and will detain you. So run. Run fast. If they chase you, hope they don't catch you. Also don't shoplift if you suck at it/have no common sense whatsoever. Its essentially impossible to get caught shoplifting. If you get caught once, it isn't your thing, IMO.
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Okay thanks for the advice. I can successfully shoplift anywhere but the store next to my school, so I think ill be fine :) ill just have to run fast next time it sounds like
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If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them
Was he black?
I have always heard that lp cannot touch you, or detain you outside the store. This man did both so I am mystified.
someone lied to you
if a LP
1. witnesses you conceal store merchandise
and
2. doesnt lose sight of you after concealing the merchandise
and
3. witnesses you bypass all the registers
then
they can legally detain you. outside...inside...anywhere AND use reasonable force to do so.
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...ill just have to run fast next time it sounds like
i have a better idea. dont go into that store again. if you do theyre going to watch you like a hawk and if they didnt trespass you the last time theyre idiots.
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...ill just have to run fast next time it sounds like
i have a better idea. dont go into that store again. if you do theyre going to watch you like a hawk and if they didnt trespass you the last time theyre idiots.
Last time they didn't detain me so they couldnt give a no trespass sheet. i have one now though :/ guess my scumbag ass will now only steal from,low camera count stores
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Sigh
U have many lessons to learn, young grasshopper
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Another lesson. Don't shit where you live. Go places you don't frequent.
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Yeah, all I can do is echo what everyone else already said. You got caught, not big deal - but your mistake was not only returning to the store period - but returning in such a short time span and then shoplifting again.
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if youve been trespassed youre not even allowed in there
however, if you do go in there, bring a buddy that the store security doesnt know is associated with you, then have them do the shoplifting while you be the decoy...BUT make sure to act suspicious without actually stealing anything and be sure to actually buy stuff.
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Yeah, all I can do is echo what everyone else already said. You got caught, not big deal - but your mistake was not only returning to the store period - but returning in such a short time span and then shoplifting again.
Also, getting caught shoplifting in the first... and second place, and then instead of escaping, lingering and taunting the LP by incorrectly informing them that they cannot legally detain him. Essentially, the OPs story is a list of things that you should never do while shoplifting. He should take a long break from stealing shit (that he most likely does not even need) and either find a better way to get money or learn how to shoplift properly.
Just learning what not to do is not enough. You must also learn how to do it properly. I pretty much guarantee they marked him the second he went in the door, and then observed him stealing shit. Even if he tries it at another place far from his town they will probably peg him again right away. I'd bet he looks sketchy as fuck (in mannerisms at the least) while also being the prime demographic who is likely to shoplift. He should stick to places with no or very shitty LP. In fact, he should scrap shoplifting all together and if anything get into bar coding.
I mean, he could still shoplift successfully, but half the time I'd bet it ends with LP chasing him through the parking lot. That isn't worth it. Might as well just do smash and grabs at that point.
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I got a free ipod using barcodes once.
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I got a free ipod using barcodes once.
...That doesn't sound like you're bar-coding right. Although props on the score I guess. Most cashiers are not going to let something like that go for very cheap no matter what the scanner says. The goal is to find something that is expensive and then reduce the price to something that the cashier will believe.
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Looks like you pay for all of those that get away.
Someone is eating a nice Lobster tail, paid for by you.
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Looks like you pay for all of those that get away.
Someone is eating a nice Lobster tail, paid for by you.
that has to be a loser and a winner in life but i am always the loser. shit sucks :(
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You shouldn't have gone back so soon.
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You shouldn't have gone back so soon.
yah seriously :( its okay i will just fuck them by shitting randomly outside there store, since i cant go in.
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Looks like you pay for all of those that get away.
Someone is eating a nice Lobster tail, paid for by you.
that has to be a loser and a winner in life but i am always the loser. shit sucks :(
It's all about your mindset. I tried to explain the Ninja master mindset, but everyone laughed at me. There are winners and losers in life... Even if you are the loser, you should always act as if you are the winner. I walk in to a place and act like I own it. I don't have any fucking money... I look like a bum half the time. But, people turn their heads and look at me, women smile at me, men sort of looked threatened by me... I got nothing, but I'm the fucking King.
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You shouldn't have gone back so soon.
yah seriously :( its okay i will just fuck them by shitting randomly outside there store, since i cant go in.
I approve of this.
Bonus points if you spell out 'intosanctuary' with the shit and upload pics of it.
...That is a long name though. Now I really miss totse and zoklet.
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OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
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OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
i felt like a bitch but i kept my cool and just kept screaming "YOU CANT DETAIN ME, LET ME GO" over and over, so i think it went pretty well.
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OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
i felt like a bitch but i kept my cool and just kept screaming "YOU CANT DETAIN ME, LET ME GO" over and over, so i think it went pretty well.
omg lol. Sounds like it didn't. I hope you didn't get a criminal record for that shit.
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i am barely under 18 so fuck yah
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Time to quit while you're ahead.
If at first try you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
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OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
i felt like a bitch but i kept my cool and just kept screaming "YOU CANT DETAIN ME, LET ME GO" over and over, so i think it went pretty well.
How did it go well, didn't you get a fine? Going well would of been not getting caught or at least getting away
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wtf you shoulda hit that fucker wit yo skateboard and kept running. LP really backed off at our local ralphs after homegirl hit him with a bottle of jack. we fighting for this shit.
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wtf you shoulda hit that fucker wit yo skateboard and kept running. LP really backed off at our local ralphs after homegirl hit him with a bottle of jack. we fighting for this shit.
a little salt and battery to go with my shoplifting hmmm?
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OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
i felt like a bitch but i kept my cool and just kept screaming "YOU CANT DETAIN ME, LET ME GO" over and over, so i think it went pretty well.
considering they can detain you...and did...it didnt go so well
the not going well part started when they busted you